BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com)
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“I like your strong moral principle and nerves of steel, and that’s not just the shock talking.”
“Forget outliving four people– let me show you the most fun you can have with or without an aneurysm.”
“Let’s meet at the rooftop instead of the pool. You’ve got to admit that’s sexier.”
“I’d wait for you even if you kept me as long as Mofftiss kept the Sherlockians.”
“Forget using Anthea– I’d much rather come abduct you myself.”
“I have an app that can steal anything… including your heart.”
“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll do everything you tell me to.”
“I didn’t need five minutes to feel that we had a special something.”
“Why do I need to know about the solar system? It’s wrong anyway; my world revolves around you.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“I’d wait for you even if you faked your death and didn’t return for three years.”
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nobetrayalnojudgementnofear: I love Omegle xD Oh God, I love this one. I totally read it in John and Sherlock’s voices XD
“I would ‘coordinate’ with you and a pair of handcuffs in a dark alley anytime.”
“Wanna know how I suddenly became Mr. Sex?”
“I suggest we do that thing where two people who like each other go out and have fun.”
“You had me at ‘Afghanistan or Iraq?’” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Will you be my live-in normal?”
“I like the turn-ups on your jeans. Wanna be my boy’s father?”
“I’m what people DO!”
“Let me unwrap you like this mercury-laced candy.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“You had me at ‘How fresh?’” Submitted by mykittyisbeautiful.
“I like the ball that I brought to Bart’s, but I’d much rather play with your balls.”
“Beg for mercy twice? …Please, I won’t stop there.” Submitted by j-abberwocky.
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“So, you’re a sniper? Just how good is your aim in bed?” Submitted by anonymous.
Okay, I found Moran, you guys!
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“If you’re a hedgehog, can I be your hedge?”
“When I told you to take my card, I meant my V-card.”
“The newspaper says that you’re a confirmed bachelor… Want me to fix that?”
“I’d like to conduct a Study in your Pink.”
“Honey, you should see me in a crown… and nothing else.”
“I’ll ‘scrub’ your 'floor’ if you’ll let me wear your deodorant.” Submitted by anonymous.
nerdomanytrades: Spying on strangers I’m giggling trying to picture Mycroft saying “True dat.”
nerdomanytrades: BBC Sherlock Pick Up Lines I’m laughing so hard at this XD
BBC Sherlock pick-up lines: Pleasing the shippers and displeasing your family since 2012 ;)
“Excuse me, but did you say ‘Fuck the police’? You must be my division.”
bubblesbythebeach: They laugh and then they RUN AWAY… :P This is turning out to be good promotion as well as good entertainment ;)
limegreensushi: Talking to a stranger First line is from BBC Sherlock Pick Up Lines. IT’S SOOOOOOO FLUFFY!!!!!!!!!!! :’D
“If I dress up as a museum security guard, will you let me inspect the work of art in your pants?”
Submitted by scudderismyspiritanimal: I have no clue how this ended up happening… You and that stranger have my undying love.
