BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com)
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“The ‘sixteen by six’ in Eurus’s song is actually referring to the length and circumference of my penis.”
“The Borgia Pearl is too boring for me, but I’d love to make you my Borgia girl.”
“Your ass is like Rosie’s rattle: If you keep throwing it in my face, I’ll keep grabbing it.”
“Forget the Thatcher busts. The only bust I’m interested in is yours.”
“Are you Victor Trevor? Because whenever I’m with you, all around me is well.”
“My love for you is so strong, not even Sherrinford could contain it.”
“Deciding whether Lady Smallwood’s first name should be Elizabeth or Alicia is hard, but not as hard as my cock.”
“I would let you look in my ‘lymph nodes’ even if I wasn’t missing my limbs.”
“My dick is so huge, I make porn stars look like Faith Smith’s kitchen.”
“I can’t keep my knackered, weary, old eyes off of you.”
“Forget Victor Trevor. Next time you chain me up, a very different kind of bone is going to emerge.”
“I like you more than Sherlock likes Toby.”
“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not being long, but you’re the only one I need on it anyway.”
“I fell for you faster than Mrs. Hudson can drive.”
“If you were a Power Ranger action figure, I would pretend my bed was Charlie Welsborough’s car just so I could tie you to it.”
“How anyone could not love you is harder to figure out than how an old lady could die of hypothermia in a sauna.”
“Are you an unanswered question on my mantle? Because I want to stab you… with my penis.”
2017: Sherlock.
“You’re cooler than a dangerous breakfast.”
“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell the truth about how much I love you.”
“Are you the R in A.G.R.A.? Because you’re the rose of my world.”
“Are you my flash drive? Because I would smash six busts of Margaret Thatcher just to get you back.”
“I usually make clients sit in The Chair, but you can sit on my face if you’d prefer.”
“Planning our dates will be easy. I know exactly where we’ll need to be picked up for lunch two weeks from now.”
“Are you the night Magnussen got shot? Because I’d like to slap my ‘D-notice’ on your ‘incident.’“
“I hope nobody needs to say ‘Norbury’ to me when I ask you out.”
“We’re not like the gravestones at Musgrave Hall. Our dates will never be wrong.”
“I would let you give me a hug even if I didn’t need to send and delete a text on your phone.”
“I wrote a story called ‘The Hungry Donkey.’ It’s about how much my ass wants your cock.”
“If you were credit, I would take you even after John published his blog.”
“You make me even more incredibly happy than killing human beings does.”
“Are you one of the boys from the cafe? Because I would let you drop me… into your bed.”
“My code name is Antarctica because I have such an impressive ‘South Pole.’“
bbcsherlockpickuplines: As per tradition, here is your Valentine’s Day video! The Sherlock fandom has changed a lot. It used to be all crack, but nowadays it seems like the crack has mostly been replaced with salt. So where does that leave a cracky
I knew this year’s Valentine’s Day comic had to be Euriarty-related, and this seemed very funny at 3 a.m.Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!~ Froggy, your admin <3
As per tradition, here is your Valentine’s Day video!The Sherlock fandom has changed a lot. It used to be all crack, but nowadays it seems like the crack has mostly been replaced with salt. So where does that leave a cracky blogger like me?A more importan
“My heart isn’t much of a target, but Cupid still managed to hit it when I first laid eyes on you.”
“I must be a Patience Grenade. Every move you make makes me about to blow.”
“Wanna find out why my code name is Love?”
“Are you Culverton Smith? Because you take my breath away.”
“Forget science or cannibals… Nobody is more grateful for your body than me.”
“You can call me Giles if I can call you mine.”
“Whenever I’m in your arms, I feel more secure than Sherrinford.”
“Would you like to have a night of passion in High Wycombe with me?”
“Are you Eurus’s cell? Because I refuse to stay at least three feet away from you.”
“Forget the morgue. My real favorite room is your bedroom.”
“Yes, I am having an earthquake. You shake up my world.”
“I find you more fascinating than an unmoving Toby.”
“If I be the Thatcher bust, will you be the flash drive? I want you inside of me.”
“I love you more than Sherlock loves ginger nuts.”
