BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com)
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“I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.”
“If you think my cheekbones are prominent, just wait until you see the bone in my pants.”
The best of The Reichenbach Fall references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I’ve never been jealous of a shirt before.” Submitted by insertpoeticdevice.
“Being without each other… Isn’t it hateful?”
“If there was a fire, you’d be my priority exposed.”
The best of A Scandal in Belgravia references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“If you’d let me, I’d twiddle you all day and night.”
The best of The Hounds of Baskerville references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“You can stand under my umbrella.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I’d put my riding crop in your mortuary, if you catch my drift.” Submitted by andyouwere-barelyholdingon.
The best of The Great Game references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of A Study in Pink references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I wouldn’t put on pants for you.” Submitted by britishrandominsanity.
“Would you like to see the Ice Man cometh?” Submitted by somenerdygirl.
“You make my saliva coagulate.” Submitted by soiguessimhangingherenow.
“Wanna see MY crown jewels?” Submitted by custardcreems.
“I always hear ‘sit on my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by verity-burns.
“You have very sexy skin that I wouldn’t mind making into shoes.” Submitted by britishentertainmentobsession.
“Wanna see where my division really is?” Submitted by itsnotokaytolickyourfriends.
The best of John Watson, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Would you like to go round and round the garden like a teddy bear with me?”
“If we were at a restaurant together, I wouldn’t deny that you were my date.”
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“You can X-ray my possessions if you want.”
“I ♥ U” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
The best of Jim Moriarty, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of Greg Lestrade, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I’m married to my work, so we’ll have to be discreet.” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
The best of Mycroft Holmes, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
