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“Forget Appledore… Make me your Applewhore.”

“I don’t think we should wear hats… unless you mean the other kind of hat.”

“You may have made my arm squishy, but you’ve made something else of mine rock hard.”

“My cock is good for more than just peeing in fireplaces.”

“I’d let you catch me in a compromising position… and I’m not talking about being on the treadmill.”

“I’ve got some pictures for you as a treat… And I’m not talking about the ones I showed Archie.”

“Are you a complete flake who happens to be a genius? Because you are unbelievably hot!”

R.I.P. Brutus (?/?/1998? - 4/20/2014)

Hey, followers! I hope you’re all having a wonderful Easter because I am having the worst Easter of my life and it is a goddamn miracle I was even able to put this comic together.

“Are you the East Wind? Because I’d let you take me in the end… in the rear end, that is.”

“Sherlock’s not the only one who always carries handcuffs… and I won’t tell you ‘down, girl.’”

“Undercover about my feelings for you? WELL I’M NOT NOW!”

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Threesomes solve everything.

“I’d keep your chair even if it was blocking my view to the kitchen.”

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“You don’t need to YouTube to see my exotic dancing.”

“I’d love you even if you only befriended me to get to my blackmailing boss.”

“Flicking isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to your face.”

“Forget folding my shirts and cycling to work– I’d rather wear no clothes and ride you.”

“You be the potatoes and I’ll be Mycroft’s laptop… Get on top of me.”

“The shooting last week isn’t the only reason you may have to restart my heart.”

“Are you Cupid? Because you just shot me in the heart.” Submitted by scripturientjester.

“I’m sorry you miss Redbeard… If you need a dog, I’ll put on a collar for you.” Based on a suggestion by scripturientjester.

“Come with me and your teapot collection won’t be the only thing getting wet.” Based on a suggestion by scripturientjester.

“Call me the Clarence House Cannibal, because I’d like a taste of you.”

“Don’t worry, I’m no London ambulance. I take longer than eight minutes to come.”

bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Are you Tuesday? Because Iâ€™d like to be stuck in you forever.” Why is this getting notes?! Guys, this was an April Fool’s Day joke! THIS IS A SHERLOCK BLOG.

“Are you Tuesday? Because I’d like to be stuck in you forever.”

This is a professional blog now. Instead of posting silly pick-up lines, we are going to have rousing discussions about taxes and global warming.

“Forget solving crimes– I could use you as an alternative to getting high.”

“I think you’re funnier than Lord Smallwood’s letters.”

“I’d like to corrupt your ‘magnetic strip.’”

“If you married someone else, I would leave your wedding early.”

“The door knocker isn’t the only thing I won’t let my brother turn straight.”

“Even if you weren’t in my division, I’d love to deal with you.” Submitted by anonymous.

“Forget the limits– let’s all three dance.”

“A tire lever isn’t the only thing in my pants that’s a tiny bit sexy.”

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“The lack of a ring when you slapped me isn’t the only reason I’m glad your engagement’s over.”

“Let’s be Oklahomos together.” (If you haven’t seen it yet…)

“When I said ‘I’m just going to whip this out,’ I didn’t mean my detective equipment.” (Inspired by this post.)

“I promise not to be a Mayfly Man with you.”

“Waltz lessons aren’t the only things that happen in Baker Street behind closed curtains.”

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, followers! Sorry it’s not very pick-up liney, but I kinda threw this together at last minute >_<

“The things we’d like to do to you… I have a list. Mycroft has a file.”

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“Stop kicking that tire… I know a better way to get your frustration out.”

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