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“I want you to ‘meat’ my ‘dagger.’“

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This is totally 100% a personal post. It has nothing to do with this blog. You are under no obligation to watch it. I am posting it purely for selfish reasons. ~ Froggy, your admin

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“I’m bringing sexy Reichen-back.”

premium “I’m bringing sexy Reichen-back.”

“If you thought I didn’t love you, I would send an entire press conference the same text message.”

premium “If you thought I didn’t love you, I would send an entire press conference the same text message.”

“Still looking for the legs, but I’d much rather find the key to your heart.”

premium “Still looking for the legs, but I’d much rather find the key to your heart.”

“The game is on. Will you be my player 2?”

premium “The game is on. Will you be my player 2?”

“Get a room? Nah, let’s get an entire flat.”

premium “Get a room? Nah, let’s get an entire flat.”

“I would love you even if you peed in my fireplace.”

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“I’m your biggest fan-derson.”

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“Your style is more iconic than Sherlock in a deerstalker.”

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“Unlike my work for the British government, I occupy a major position in the bedroom.”Submitted by nzeuropean.

premium “Unlike my work for the British government, I occupy a major position in the bedroom.”Submitted by nzeuropean.

“I don’t have friends, just potential love interests.”Submitted by nzeuropean.

premium “I don’t have friends, just potential love interests.”Submitted by nzeuropean.

“You make me want to scrub your floors and wear men’s deodorant.”Submitted by nzeuropean.

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“It’s fine. It’s all fine when you’re around.”Submitted by nzeuropean.

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“Oscillation on the pavement means I love you.”Submitted by nzeuropean.

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“Anderson, face the other way. You’re making me blush.”Submitted by nzeuropean.

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“If you can always tell a good Chinese by examining the bottom third of the door handle, then what can we tell by examining your knob?”Submitted by nzeuropean.

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“Graham, Gavin, Geoff… I can be whoever you want me to be.”Submitted by nzeuropean.

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“So, you’re on IDatedAGhost.com… Does that mean you’re looking for a boo?”

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“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I bet I can rub you right where you like it.”

premium “John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I bet I can rub you right where you like it.”

“Will you be the cigarette to my Sherlock? I want to put my lips around you.”

premium “Will you be the cigarette to my Sherlock? I want to put my lips around you.”

“I put the D in Adler.”Submitted by estrangedgearbox.

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“Forget finding the country squire’s legs– I’d much rather have a look at yours.”

premium “Forget finding the country squire’s legs– I’d much rather have a look at yours.”

“I’m not a plot device… The only function I want in your narrative is love interest.”

premium “I’m not a plot device… The only function I want in your narrative is love interest.”

“Broadly speaking, I’d like to have a ‘function’ in your ‘narrative.’“

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“It was hard choosing between the two pills… But you’ve always been my first choice.”Submitted by thats-what-people-brew.

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“If you were a dismembered country squire, I’d make a date with you no matter how difficult you were to schedule.”

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“When I said ‘the dog one,’ I wasn’t talking about your story. I was trying to think of the sex position.”

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“If you think the illustrator’s out of control, you should see me in the bedroom.”

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“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.”

premium “Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.”

WE HAVE A TRAILER FOR THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL. I REPEAT: WE HAVE A TRAILER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

premium WE HAVE A TRAILER FOR THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL. I REPEAT: WE HAVE A TRAILER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

“John says I’m a machine… Want to see if you can turn me on?”

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“Your wit is sharper than Irene Adler’s heels.”

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“Just call me a Baskerville Hound, because I can’t keep my paws off of you.”

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“When you said you were on tinder, I realize you meant buried in Magnussen’s bonfire, but I’d still like to swipe right.”

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“You’re the fence to my John… I can’t get over you.”

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“Why have Lestrade when you can have More-trade?”

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“I know you like to hold your umbrella all the time, but I wish you would hold my hand instead.”

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“I want you in my life more permanently than a Black Lotus tattoo.”

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“You don’t need to manipulate security cameras to convince me to get into your car.”

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“Sherlock can survive without food easier than I can survive without you.”

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“Without you, my world is as dark as Laura’s attire.”

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“You’re the stars to my Sherlock: I think you’re beautiful even when I don’t understand you.”

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“I would marry you even if your proposal got interrupted by your best friend who faked his death.”

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bbcsherlockpickuplines: Happy Father’s Day, everyone! (And thanks to my friend Jess for suggesting that today’s comic be a dad joke, hahaha.) Since I didn’t make a new Mother’s Day comic this year, I figured out of fairness I better reblog last

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“I love you more than Sherlock loves bees.”

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“You’re not like Magnussen’s spectacles… You are anything but ordinary.”

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“I know you’re for real… Nobody could fake having such an amazing dick all the time.”

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