BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com)
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“I would hit that harder than Sherlock hits corpses.”
God dammit… First Moffat, and now Amanda… I was afraid she’d get hate after the beautiful way she stood up for him. I am so sad right now.
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“You make me so happy, I spray painted a smiley face on our wall.”
“Instead of jumping off of Bart’s, how about jumping into my bed?”
“Want to occupy a minor position in the British government?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I would read your blog even if it only contained two hundred and forty-three types of tobacco ash.”
“How about we unbutton more than just our sleeves and show each other something other than our nicotine patches?”
froggyphevoli: I made a thing because of the thing.
“My coat isn’t the only thing that’s pink and wet.”
“You don’t have to be a murder victim’s stillborn daughter to get me to shout your name over and over again.”
“Mrs. Hudson may have stolen my skull, but you have stolen my heart.”
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“I would disguise myself as a wounded vicar just to get invited into your home.”
“Do you like Mexican food? Because I’ll gladly offer you a taste of my fiesta dick.”
The best of Moriarty’s disguises (Jim from IT and Richard Brook), from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me and asked me to spy on my flatmate.”
johnlockplaylist: A “I’ve Always Wanted to Do This But Never Had a Fandom to Do It For†Giveaway! It is just what it sounds like. A giveaway for the sole purpose of being a giveaway. I don’t know the rules of giveaways and what you’re suppose
“No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait. No wonder you look sexy in anything.”
cumberqueen: So… To bow, or a bow? What do we think of this, guys? I have no theories for Rat or Bow, but I’m thinking Mary Morstan for Wedding. Or is that too obvious? Woman, Hound, and Fall were all fairly obvious, but I don’t know&hel
“Want to go to Buckingham Palace and color-coordinate our ties?”
sexlock: Waw I don’t know I’m just doodling badly. Windows. YES, U.M.Q.R.A. IS A THING! :D
“I like your purple shirt. How’d you like to see my red pants?” (Thank you so much to andrisbiedrins for sending the screencap. I couldn’t find any images of Martin Freeman wearing red bottoms except as Arthur Dent, and apparently
“I’d let Angelo put a candle on our table.”
“Will you be the Sher-key to my Sher-lock?”
“You light up my life like a Baskerville rabbit.”
“You can be right on my bins. And I don’t mean the ones outside.” Submitted by xxardxx.
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“I think I need a shock blanket.” Submitted (with photo) by sherlockholmes1.
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“Cerise isn’t the only thing that will drain you. You should see my purple shirt.” Submitted by Emily (no username).
“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you in that dress.” Submitted by wilderebellion.
“Don’t worry if I shout ‘Damn my leg!’ My third leg is still perfectly functional.”
