BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com)
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“I can’t take my eyes off of you… No, really. I can’t. It’s for an experiment.”
“I would give you the good pill every time.”
“I may be a blind banker, but I bet I can make you fall for me with two seconds of silence.”
“Would you like to be wearing this jumper tomorrow morning?” Submitted by herbailiwick.
“I’d Stay Alive for you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I think you’re neater than poisoned children.”
“Lestrade’s out of town today, but I’m willing to be your detective inspector.” Submitted (with photo) by epicnessisfoundwithin.
“Next time you pickpocket my D.I. badge, why don’t you reach a little farther?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’d like to snuggle under a blanket with you even if we weren’t in shock.”
“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you like to get tangled up in my web?”
“We’re so domestic, people are even shipping our mugs.”
“Do I have any ideas of what I’d like to do to you? Eight, so far.” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
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“I would have you right here even if you didn’t beg for mercy.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I never text when I can talk… You should make me text more often.”
The best of Sherlene, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I love you more than Geo the Bio loves pizza.”
“My idea of a romantic lunch date: Two bags of Quavers and analyzing dirt!”
The best of Sheriarty, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“You do count… Even if I didn’t need a suicide assistant.”
“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you how much fun we can have in the back seat of this car?”
“Oh, so the Internet thinks you look like an otter? Well, I think you otter be in my bed.”
“I’d go on a second date with you even if we got kidnapped by Chinese smugglers during our first.”
“I would make you scream my name even if we were in the Diogenes Club.”
“I would never pull out your teeth one by one or insult your clothing.”
Accidental headcanon: The Holmes brothers are closet Rihanna fans.
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but riding crops excite me.”
“I would dress for you the way I dress going to Buckingham Palace.”
“You are really my area.”
“It’s going to take more than three patches to cure my addiction to you.”
“England would fall if you left me.”
“You. Me. Three continents. How about it?”
“How’d you like to help me make child number six?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I may be on a diet, but I’d still lick your ‘frosting.’”
“Shall we play doctor? Army doctor, that is.”
“I know you don’t want anything, but I bet I can change your mind.”
“I don’t consult you just because I’m desperate.”
“I’m not just a woman– I’m the Woman woman!”
“I would take your hand even if we weren’t handcuffed fugitives.”
“Want to see what else I keep hidden in my bra?”
“I would rather have you than the skull.” Submitted by anonymous.
“The flirting’s not over. I could never have enough of you.”
“Are you for men? Because I’d like to wear you… on my penis.”
