BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com)
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“I’m sorry I came back from the dead with a French accent. Next time I tell you big news I’ll give you something else French.”
That’s an awful lot of 17s… and just 7s in general…
“Are you 051113? Because you just blew me away.”
“I learned Serbian in a couple hours. Want to see how quickly I can get to know your tongue?”
“Can I whisper how much I love you? NOT REALLY!”
“Let’s go bar hopping for a couple hours and then cuddle on the stairs.”
“An east wind isn’t the only thing that’s coming.”
“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring to Helen Louise.”
“I’d like to ‘project’ my face onto your 'building.’”
“You don’t need to use your mind palace to see me in a straight jacket.”
“You taste better than eyeball coffee.”
“You make me uncomprehending in the face of myself.”
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“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date to the Watson wedding?”
“Am I horny too? I haven’t checked.”
“I’d like to compromise the integrity of your ‘crime scene.’”
“My love for you exceeds the amount of laptops Sherlock has.”
“I’d like to get to know you as well as I know ash.”
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“I would come back from the dead and hijack a bunch of TVs just because you missed me.”
“If I was Madonna, would you let me touch your knee?”
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“I was so scared of you leaving me that I started doing napkin origami.”
“I want to do you on the table… On the Periodic Table hanging in your bedroom, that is.”
“Call me Redbeard, because I like it ruff.”
“I’d let you make me wear the hat.”
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“I would sprain a junkie’s arm for you.”
“Call me Shezza, because I’m going undercover… Under your covers, that is.”
Sorry this is probably too late for most of your time zones, but I was having major technical difficulties… Anyway, here’s your Valentine’s Day video. It’s nothing super interesting, just me rambling on about how much I love you
The best of series three (so far!) from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines. Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr! May you all get lots and lots of kisses, chocolate or otherwise <3
Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to give this one to Mystrade in honor of them finally sharing a scene together (and because it was the most requested ship from you guys).
“Forget the egg chair… You should sitty thing on my face.”
“My left hat bobble isn’t the only thing I’d like to chew on.”
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“I’m a high-functioning sociopath… Can I be a high-functioning sociopath with your number?”
“You don’t need your mind palace to know my porn preference.”
“I don’t care how you fell in love with me… I want to know why.”
“Sherlock and Moriarty aren’t the only ones I have a theory about.”
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“Without you, my heart feels hollower than Jack Griffin’s suit.”
“The ‘elephant in the room’ is my penis.”
“You don’t need to hide a blade in my belt in order to penetrate me.”
“Can I buy you a drink? 443.7 milliliters of drink, that is.”
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