BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com)
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“Without you, my heart is colder and emptier than Mycroft’s fridge.”
“Will you be the Redbeard to my Yellowbeard?”
“No balloon could ever be a substitute for you.”
“Are you John’s therapist’s flower vase? Because when I look at you, I see a tall glass of water.”
“Don’t be jealous of your station master brother… I choo-choose you.”
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“I could never forget you, even if my dad gave me TD12.”
“Getting over you is more impossible than arresting a jellyfish.”
“Five minutes at Christmas is nice, but I wouldn’t mind some unsupervised time with you year-round.”
“Are you the well that Victor Trevor died in? Because I’m about to go deep inside you and feel how wet you are.”
“If you came to my house in the middle of the night, my umbrella sword isn’t the only thing I’d be whipping out.”
“Your coffin isn’t the only ‘box’ of yours I’d smash with passion.”Based on a suggestion by @morbidmegz.
“Show me your Lady Bracknell and I’ll give you my salty seaman.”Submitted (with photo suggestion) by a user who requested to remain anonymous.
“I would tell you that I love you even if Eurus didn’t say there was a bomb in your flat.”
“You can borrow my handcuffs in the salad drawer anytime… But only if you use them with me.â€
“Are you the London Aquarium? Because you’re soaking wet and coming inside you made me go to Heaven.â€
“I have a problem… and there is only one way that I can solve it… I need to kiss someone.â€
“Eurus may think I’m nicer than anyone, but just wait until you see my naughty side.â€
“I would smile at you on a bus even if you didn’t have a daisy behind your ear.â€
“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s car? Because I wanna take you for a ride.â€
Happy (slightly belated) 5 year anniversary, followers! BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines began on January 8th, 2012, during the airing of series 2. I had to keep this video short because my phone was nearly out of storage space, but I assure you the gratitude
“I would go right into Hell and make it look like I meant it just to save you.â€
“If you and I had an appointment in Samarra, I would never go to Sumatra and become a pirate instead.â€
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“If you left me, my heart would shatter like the six busts of Margaret Thatcher.â€
“Are you a nice little place in central London? Because I’ve got my eyes on you.â€Submitted (with photo) by @erudiced.
froggyphevoli: October 15, 2016: At the Spotlight Gala for Cal Poly SLO’s 100 year anniversary of student media. Yes, that is me and Weird Al Yankovic. (A fellow Cal Poly alum!) This is the most famous person I’ve ever been this close to. I paid
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Are you Sebastian Moran? Because I wanna check out your ‘guns.’â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You’re going to need a shock blanket when I’m finished with you.†Submitted (with photo) by i-am-s-h-e-r-l-o-c-k-e-d.
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.†Submitted by turtleplz.
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Forget tobacco ash. I’d rather blog two hundred and forty-three reasons why I love you.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “If you be my goldfish, I promise to keep you plenty wet.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Be the Mrs. Hudson to my skull. By which I mean I want you to take me.†Submitted by deeppuddles.
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I’ll ‘scrub’ your ‘floor’ if you’ll let me wear your deodorant.†Submitted by anonymous.
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I would take off my clothes for you even if it was going to kill me.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I always hear ‘sit on my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.†Submitted by verity-burns.
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I bet I could lick your face way better than Magnussen did.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “If you needed a shoulder to cry on, I would volunteer on no less than three separate occasions.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: Your admin ran out of photoset ideas for this week, so here’s the Random Sexy Extra from The Blind Banker 10 times.
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You may be on the side of the angels, but we’re gonna have one Hell of a night.†Submitted by thereisnoshameinbeingcrazy.
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “My cock is good for more than just peeing in fireplaces.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into your cleavage.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Every fairytale needs a good old fashioned villain, but I’d much rather be your Prince Charming.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already the most beautiful thing in the world.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Call me Shezza, because I’m going undercover… Under your covers, that is.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “So, you think my mouth looks too small without lipstick? I can think of one way to change your mind about that.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “If you can always tell a good Chinese by examining the bottom third of the door handle, then what can we tell by examining your knob?†Submitted by nzeuropean.
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I wanna give you the ol’ Raz-zle dazzle.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I bet I can keep you wetter than Soo Lin Yao’s teapots.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I can’t keep my eyes off of you… so I’m upgrading your surveillance status to grade three active.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Minds aren’t the only thing I’m good at fucking.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring to Helen Louise.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I would rip off your clothes at a darkened swimming pool even if there wasn’t a bomb strapped to you.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Is your last name Morstan? Because I wanna Mary you.â€
