BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com)
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bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You’re gonna need a blanket when you see the size of my cock.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I’d love to get under your sheets. Especially if you were still wearing them.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You are more indispensable than my homeless network.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “When I tried to deduce you, the floating text turned into erotica.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You make me so stiff, Molly mistook me for one of her cadavers.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You are a work of art, with or without the Van Buren Supernova.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “My cock is good for more than just peeing in fireplaces.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You make me Claire-de-la-Swoon.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Are you a train car in Sumatra? Because you are the bomb.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I know caring is not an advantage, but that hasn’t stopped me from caring about you.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about the one in the fridge.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You know what they say about big feet? Well, just call me Carl Powers.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I want to introduce you to my pussy– and I’m not talking about Toby.†Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I couldn’t keep my eyes off of you, so I had to put them in the microwave.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make you lose your mind.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “On my face. Come at once, if convenient. If inconvenient, come anyway.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Wanna U.M.Q.R.A.?â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Would you like to see the Ice Man cometh?†Submitted by somenerdygirl.
Tag yourself; I’m Molly.Sorry this one’s more fluffy than funny. And Mom, if you’re reading this, sorry I can’t be there to spend the day with you! <3
“Magnussen shouldn’t be the only one who knows how you taste.â€
“I wanna give you the ol’ Raz-zle dazzle.â€
“Is your name Jeanette? Because you obviously have class.â€
“Are you Moriarty? Because I’m looking for a maths professor to multiply with.â€
“I don’t care whether your birthday video is cut or uncut, but I am curious about something else of yours.â€
“Hounds freak me out. You should show me your pussy instead.â€
“Are you my fridge? Because I want to stick my body parts in you.â€
“Humiliating Sherlock may be by far the greater pleasure, but you are by far the greatest pleasure.â€
“I never understood the murderous jealousy of the one who wrote about the obliquity of the ecliptic until I saw you with another man.â€
“I want my mind palace to have your details so perfect, I won’t need drugs to be immersed in them.â€
“If you think Mycroft is enormous, just wait until you see my dick.â€
“My name may be Diamond, but you’re the one who shines bright like one.â€(Yes, according to the credits, that flight attendant’s name is Diamond.)
“You’re more important to me than finding Emelia Ricoletti’s substitute corpse.â€
“Anyone could be the Abominable Bride, but only you could be my bride.â€
“Do you have a feet fetish? Because my game is afoot.â€
“I heard you have a mouth like a crimson wound. Shall I kiss it better for you?â€
“My balls are bluer than the carbuncle Watson wrote about.â€
“I want to say ‘I love you’ to you more often than Holmes says ‘features of interest.’“
“If you were a Baskerville Hound, I would get drugged on purpose just to see you.â€
“Are you from a future world? Because I want to get your telephone contraption number.â€
“I get lost in your eyes easier than other people get lost in the Carmichaels’ hedge maze.â€
“Are you Sherlock Holmes? Because I wanna see you shake your mind pal-ass.â€
“If someone accused me of loving you, I’d be guiltier than a brother with a green ladder.â€
“I must be Moriarty, because I can live without the back of my head easier than I can live without you.â€
“You don’t need to put on a mustache in order to examine my body.â€
“Poetry or truth? Well, if we’re talking about your beauty, I’d say they’re the same thing.â€
“Did Holmes learn about jets from you? Because you’re pretty fly.â€
“Will you be my enemy that I must certainly lose to?â€
“I want to ‘abominable ride’ you.â€
“Are you Mary’s pregnancy? Because I noticed you before anyone else did.â€
“If you were Sherlock’s veins, I would be cocaine just so I could get inside of you.â€
“If you were one of the reporters outside, I would do so much more than just make tea for you.â€
“It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the landing… Therefore, it wouldn’t kill you to fall for me.â€
“Are you Sherlock’s decanter? Because I can’t help but stare at you even when I’m talking to someone else in the room.â€
“Are you Eustace Carmichael? Because I want to be with you until five orange pips do us part.â€
“I know what a nurse is capable of, but I still say that you’re excessively skilled for one.â€
“I want to be more permanently glued to you than Mycroft’s ever expanding backside is to his spot.â€
“You’re sweeter than all of the plum pudding in the Diogenes Club.â€
