BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com)
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“Bond Air isn’t my only ‘jumbo jet,’ if you get what I mean.”
“So, you like letting freaks into your crime scenes… How about letting a freak into your bed?”
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“I noticed you’re wearing a deerstalker. May I be your dear?”
“Are we doing it? Have we done it?”
“Shake hands with you in Hell? I’d much rather shake something else of yours.”
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“If you think cerise drains you, you should see how exhausted I could make you.”
“I need you like Mofftiss need tears.”
“I love you more than John loves jam.” Submitted by xhowisharveywallbangeronewordx.
“Boys, please, not here. Let’s take it to my bedroom.” Submitted (with photo) by somenerdygirl.
Reblogging because relevance.
“Want to know why the fandom calls me ‘Fucking Anderson’?”
“Can we go to your place? There’s a consulting criminal storyteller hiding at mine.”
AH! Thank you so much! I still can’t believe that some people go through the entire blog! :D I intend to keep going as long as the Sherlock fandom is on Tumblr!
“I named our dog Gladstone because you make me happy and hard.”
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“I would stop wearing Westwood just to get your attention.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
ADMIN’S PICK! Normally when I post photosets, the pick-up lines with the most notes from whatever category I’m spotlighting are the ones that get put in the photoset. But today’s my birthday so SCREW THAT, I’M JUST POSTING MY FAVOR
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“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss it better.”
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“I couldn’t keep my eyes off of you, so I had to put them in the microwave.”
“I knew it was dangerous getting you into crap telly. I should get you into my bed instead.”
“I’m not your type? Don’t worry– I’m sooooo changeable.”
“I enjoy my jumper collection, but I’d much rather have you on my body instead.”
“Excuse me, but I couldn’t help but notice the state of your knees…” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
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“I’m more desperate for you than Mycroft is for tea on a train.” Inspired by a tweet from Mark Gatiss.
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“My umbrella will keep you dry, but I’ll keep you wet.”
“Our babies would be sexy in both senses of the word.” Submitted by gloveonafoot.
HOLY SHIT, really?! Every single one?! That must have taken HOURS… Oh my God, get out of the Internet right this instant so I can hug you and give you a medal.
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“I was Wats-off, but then you turned me Wats-on.”
“I’d love to get under your sheets. Especially if you were still wearing them.”
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So I was looking for Shrock on YouTube, because until I got that message a couple days ago I never really thought about it. I mean, I already knew about Wrock and Trock, plus I had heard plenty of Sherlock-themed parodies on Tumblr, so I figured it probab
“If you give me your heart, I promise I won’t put it in the fridge.”
Okay, guys! Lots of new merchandise up now! First of all, I’ve added a new iPhone cover to my RedBubble store. This is the first of my iPhone covers to use a pick-up line that hasn’t appeared on a t-shirt yet. Now, in addition to RedBubble
“You’ve never been the most luminous of people, but you brighten up my world.” Submitted by anonymous.
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“It would be the end of the world to me if your landlady were to cockblock us.”
