BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com)
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“I want you to fill my ‘Empty Hearse.’” Submitted by jadziabear.
“You’re my popular choice at the moment, dear.”
“My jumpers aren’t the only thing about me with depth and complexity.”
“I’d like to discover your ‘pressure points,’ if you get what I mean.”
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“Forget the H– let’s talk about the D.”
“You make a really hot Guy, and I’m not just talking about the Fawkes effigy.”
“I’d get stabbed in the shower just so you’d examine my body.”
“My detective skills aren’t the only gifts I was born with.”
“I heard you lost your job fantasizing about me coming back to life… Don’t worry, I’ve got a different kind of ‘job’ you can do.”
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“Wanna see my ‘meat dagger’?”
“Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash through a window and make out with you?”
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“Can our sign be the sign of threesome?”
“I’ll tell you what the H stands for.”
Sherlock Roleplay - The Next Generation
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“Loving you could never be human error.”
“I promise not to shout Graham, Gavin, or Geoff during sex.”
“I’ll let you kiss me if you crash through a window and ruffle your hair first.”
“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about finding your way into one of my holes instead?”
I didn’t make a graphic since it’s not Sherlock, but I’m posting anyway because it’s still Benedict/Martin. And also because it’s hilarious.
“Is that Claire-de-la-Lune I taste?”
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“I would love you even if your initials were A.G.R.A.”
“You don’t need to be a fireplace to get a golden shower from me.”
“I want to sleeeeep with you.”
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“Your perfection has left me completely deaded.”
“I have an international reputation for loving you.” Submitted by cricketshuman.
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Warning to all Sherlockians regarding His Last Vow:
“I don’t just have wood for you… I have pipe/tube/wotsit thingamebob for you.”
“I’d let the Waters Gang get away to come help you.”
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“The only looks I want to be clueing for are yours.”
“Care to be my goldfish?”
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“I like you more than Howard Shilcott likes trains.”
“I would endure six months of bristly kisses to be with you.”
“You’re such a hot Guy, I would steal a motorcycle to get to you.”
“Want to be my crush’s look-alike?” Submitted by letsrevitup.
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“I would shave for you.”
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“I don’t need an essay about all my friends hating me to know that you love me the most.”
