BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com)
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“Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of Les Mis with my parents.”
“Forget mind palaces… Wanna see my mind sex dungeon?”
“Without you, my heart is as broken as Mrs. Hudson’s hip.”
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“Wanna know why my Belstaff coat is so long?” Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“I would turn back your watch during your friend’s fake suicide just to spend more time with you.”
“I heard you like a man in uniform, so I keep mine on even when it tries to kill me.”
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“Can I touch your Belstaff?”
“I want you Anderneath me.”
“Would you still love me even though you’re made of hair and I’m made of eyeliner?” Yup, the mustaches are their own characters here now. Because why the hell not?
“Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot… There’s an empty hole in it.”
“I would spend the night at your place even if it was a scuzz dump.”
“I want to have more meetings with you than Magnussen had with the prime minister.”
“I’m not your housekeeper. The only thing of yours I want to keep is your love.”
“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI… A Dishy Individual.”
“I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just an envelope full of bread crumbs.”
The best of Charles Augustus Magnussen, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines.
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The best of Greg’s division, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines.
“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to see you in handcuffs anyway.”
“You make me come to life like the Geek Interpreter’s comics.”
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“If I had only a minute and twenty-nine seconds left to live, I’d want to spend that time with you.”
“Are you a train car in Sumatra? Because you are the bomb.”
“I guess people can stop calling me The Ice Man, because you’ve melted my heart.”
“Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste of me.”
“I calculate that there are thirteen possibilities once I invite you into my bedroom.”
“Will you be the Robin to my Hat-Man?”
“Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway.”
“I’ve fallen for you more times than that American has fallen out of your window.”
“Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique.”
“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’ to get me to go down.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave for you.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
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“When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really just making do, or were you trying to roleplay?”
“I’d help you hunt down a hound even if I was on holiday.”
“My last name may be Small, but my dick is huge.”
“You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating.”
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“You make me more out of breath than Mycroft on a treadmill.”
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“If you’re Henry Knight, can I be your Henry Steed?”
“If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back.”
“The game is on… Will you play with me?”
“If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until you see me in the bedroom.”
“Wanna go have a drink on every street where we found a corpse?”