BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com)
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“If you were 221b, I would never let the illustrator make you drab and dingy.â€
“Are you Mrs. Hudson? Because I need to give you more lines… More pick-up lines, that is.â€(This one got a bit meta, haha.)
bbcsherlockimaginesposts: Hello! So this needs a little introduction to make sense and give credit to the right people. Since following @bbcsherlockpickuplines in December and binge reading their pick up lines I have fell in love with them. So much so
Happy Easter, everyone! That Cumberbunny is a real thing, by the way…
“Are you the dust on Sherlock’s mantle? Because I want to lick you.â€
“Forget the visible rings of fat around my corneas. Right now the only ring I care about is the one I’m going to propose to you with.â€
“They call me Wilder in the streets, but I’m Wildest in the sheets.â€
“Forget morphine or cocaine. I get plenty high just off of your presence.â€
“If you thought The Abominable Bride pushed you to mental and physical extremes, you should see what I can do in the bedroom.â€
“Will you be the pipe to my Holmes? I want you in my mouth.â€
I almost forgot to make a St. Patrick’s Day comic this year, but then the Daft Punk song popped into my head and this happened. Hope everyone’s having a lucky day! ;)
“Are you a drug? Because you alleviate boredom and occasionally heighten my thought processes.â€
“Don’t take Moriarty’s word for it. Come see for yourself how surprisingly comfortable my bed is.â€
“From a drop of water, a logician should be able to infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara, but they’re gonna need a hell of a lot more than that to infer how wet I can make you.â€
“Your admirably high arches aren’t the only thing I noticed as soon as you stepped into the room.â€
“Are you Emelia Ricoletti? Because you got my attention in very efficient fashion.â€
“Are you a loaded firearm in the pocket of my dressing gown? Because I want to finger you.â€
“Is your name Hooper? Because you’d be the most beautiful woman in the room even if you had a mustache.â€
“I may have addressed over forty percent of my remarks to your decanter, but what I’m really thirsty for is you.â€
“I would leave a note at the scene of a crime I didn’t commit just to ask if you missed me.â€
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“Are you a plum pudding? Because I would want you inside of me even if it took four months and eleven days off my life.â€
“Communicating in the Diogenes Club isn’t the only thing I can do with these hands.â€
“I’m a storyteller. I know when I’m in one. And meeting you was clearly my happily ever after.â€
“The only papers I want floating in my mind palace are love letters from you.â€
“I am glad you liked my potato, but I bet that’s not the only thing about me you would like.â€
“My feelings for you are so clear, not even the impossibly imbecilic Scotland Yard could be confused about them.â€
“Forget literary criticism by means of satire. I won’t be talking because my mouth will be preoccupied.â€
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“If Moriarty suggested that you and I elope, I would not find it impertinent or offensive.â€
“I don’t care whether you’re a Viennese alienist or a retired army surgeon– you can ask me any curious questions you like.â€
“Are you the Carmichaels’ broken window? Because there’s only one of you.â€
“I must go deep into myself to solve this case… but first I’d like to be deep into you.â€
“My love for you is increasing faster than Mycroft’s weight.â€
“My feelings for you are so blindingly obvious, even Lestrade could work them out.â€
“I would kick Moriarty over a waterfall for you.â€
“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s ghost? Because I want you to be my boo.â€
“Sitting in the Carmichaels’ greenhouse isn’t the only thing we can do together that’s murder on the knees.â€
“I would put on a black veil and pretend to be a client just to see you.â€
“I want you more than The Strand readers want proper murders.â€
“Are you a future world? Because I have a conjecture of how I might fit inside you.â€
As per this blog’s tradition, here is your annual Valentine’s Day video! Sorry that I’m rambly and that my camera was apparently having some focusing issues.Thanks @littlegirl-boy for sending me your questions!
Feel the love… All of it.My first attempt at being more artsy fartsy than cracky.
“I could never nearly forget you.â€
“I would give you dancing lessons even if it meant your Sign Language needed work.â€
“I would rather receive an envelope with five orange pips than be without you.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: THEY’RE HERE! THEY’RE HERE! BBC Sherlock pick-up line keychains are now available for sale at this link! Please check ‘em out and spread the word! :) ~ Froggy, your admin
THEY’RE HERE! THEY’RE HERE!BBC Sherlock pick-up line keychains are now available for sale at this link!Please check ‘em out and spread the word! :)~ Froggy, your admin
“Kiss me until my lipstick is smeared like Emelia Ricoletti’s.â€
“Unprincipled drug addict or not, I’ll gladly be your gentleman hero.â€
“Ignore the illustrator. You’re so unforgettable, I would recognize you with or without a mustache.â€