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shitpostery: kainecarter: kainecarter: I post on Tumblr when I’m feeling depressed. me
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you must find balance zuko
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Nevermore
candiikismet: greycorbie: charlesoberonn: marsincharge: Please look at the contestants for the upcoming season of The Bachelor and laugh with me. Show us your cloning lab, The Bachelor. Omg
hurloaned:Literally being a girl feels like nonconsensual performance art
Instagram: itsagifnotagif
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hotboyproblems: all of these have the same energy
latesummermoon: areyoutheregoditsmetania: People need to STOP looking at me Mood since I was 12 years old
ruffboijuliaburnsides: minardil: Abandoned Hobbiton from Lord Of The Rings taken over by sheep. As it should be.
historium: Second National March on Washington for Lesbian and Gay Rights, Washington, D.C., October 11, 1987 Sections 553 and 554 of Article 27 of the Maryland Code prohibited sodomy (punishable with a sentence of “not less than one year nor more
blueeyeddl: dracusfyre: inksplattersandearlyhours: “When I was young, women were raped on the campus of a great university and the authorities responded by telling all the women students not to go out alone after dark or not to be out at all. Get
beyoncescock: j-sillabub: kim-kartrashcan: I mean…I’d be concerned too They tracked the person down and it turned out to be a woman from Scotland whose baby *really* loved Bee Movie to the point that it was the only thing that stopped him crying.
pettyartist: lord-kitschener: sashayed: primadonna-gay: joncolbert: huffpostqueervoices: A gay man who happens to look eerily similar to anti-LGBT extremist and Vice President-elect Mike Pence is putting his looks to good use ― by wandering the
roseseafoam:
fallcaesar: genderdeath: riseofthecommonwoodpile: egowave: this is the scariest tweet ive ever seen reading this made me feel like im in the twilight zone <I>what the fuck is buffalo chicken dip</I> it’s 2028, alexa informs you that
wallofdis: vanitysgrace: goldensweetcheeks: snellyboi: localstarboy: Saudi Arabia gave women permission to drive and this is the first thing they do 😭 This shit’s harder than ANY post malone track Somebody on twitter called her SaudiB
just-shower-thoughts: In 40 years when the planet is dying, they’ll unearth pictures of us on social media throwing a soda can in the trash instead of the recycling, and it’ll ruin our careers.
yo-fuckers:“92% of sex workers would stop if they had enough money” bitch 99% of retail workers would leave if they had enough money, what the fuck is your point?
reallyreallyreallytrying: grandad built this house with his bare hands, kids. most people use bricks but not grandad. he thought hands were bricks.
*missed phone call from work*
lolbatty: i literally cannot decide if this is negative propaganda or not lol
geekandmisandry: catchymemes: Actual mad lad
Eat.
fineapplemango: she-dontlye: jowell2nd2nun: tmason2cool: Fucking awesome Dfl tho😂😂😂 😂😂 my future children Both of the parents jumped up at the same time 😭😭
good vibes
bettsplendens: thelogicalghost: I don’t care why, this is hysterical. This is the best kind of prank. No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.
tenuous-third-space: mattchew03: Buttermilk the baby goat is kind of a dick. Oh my gosh I’m going to CRY
lumiant: dreamy // more on my instagram @billiephilips
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uneventfulness: my blog will make you smile ♥
ad-mires: My favorite flower 😍
ruinedchildhood: Fascinating.Incredibles 2 (2018)
ristay: BEACH DAY Somone once commented “good guy seagull disposing of the evidence for you” and that’s what I choose to believe now. https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/ristay/list?title_no=170400&page=1 Follow me on Webtoons:
thyrell: thyrell: earthdad: if you don’t like your subs toasted you don’t love yourself never heard that term before wym hold on you mean sandwiches
king-emare: caucasianscriptures: But it is though 😭😭😭😭😭😭
awakebyawindow: Raise your hand if you didn’t get any tumblr recommended group chat and you’re BITTER
taquito:any body free tonight, i wanna check out the bottom of the ocean but not alone
6i: call me when your heart remembers.
hackerfucker: having an absolute breakdown until the absurdity of reality just pulled me out it
thirst: +
lifeinpoetry: “(A poem can lie.)” — Tracy K. Smith, from “History,” Duende
makinginfinity:by @matejaskraba
Physical appearances // Emotional thoughts
zyp: twocubes: compscicryptoandtea: twocubes: imaginarycomics: twocubes: imaginarycomics: imaginarycomics: Given these constructions, there is no maximal volume. The volume approaches infinity as the angle approaches 90 degrees. In fact these
space-jellie: me still using my phone when it’s at 3% and watching it change to 2% as i create this post.
democrips: fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone
unfaggy: onlyxciii: starwlkers: Y’all stick that 5 inch horn inside me 😩
dutchster:I just saw a gif of anal sex on my dashboard, but thankfully the blog’s avatar was pixelated for my safety
matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll: exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear: jormundgandr: bisexual-boromir: verycorrectlotr: goddesspeggycarter: gingersnapkid: Me, daydreaming: Hm. If I were allowed to place one “fuck” in the whole of the LOTR series, where would
werbly: jaw8jaw: Alice Goodridge using a sledgehammer to break up the ice at Loch Insh in the Scottish Highlands before her morning swim. Photo by Euan Cherry, February 2019. God could you imagine not giving a fuck about anything
xannerz: “so how you doin’?”
half-sane & self-deprived
beyoncescock: crunchwrapofnotredame: im laughing so hard I love this post
shutupmerlin: My boss doesn’t take me seriously because I’m the youngest in the office by a decade and spend most of my time making his life hell (unrelated problems). Yesterday he asked me to help him with a problem with a program we use but wasn’t
freshmoviequotes: The Dictator (2012)
