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thebatofboston: louislumbarcurve: carryonmy-assbutt: katodown: babblingbug: zombb-8: gingahhh: when are male celebs gonna stop wearing boring ass plain black and white tuxedos and suits to award shows like step it up they all look the same I don’t
cheeso: do not laugh at comedians they are trying their best
rad
just-shower-thoughts: We lived through the very narrow window in all of history where people had to worry about their cell phones getting wet.
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buzzfeed: confidenceinrain: buzzfeed articles talk about tumblr all the time as if the buzzfeed contributors are anthropologists observing us in our natural habitat
childservices: bae: I love you me: I love…….that concept
lunarecord: rachel-berry: femmefareeha: kontrollsysteme: wow mood Were in 2017 he’s in 3089 Ok why is he holdng the microphone like a fucking wine glass femmefareeha just told you
princessfailureee: can y'all stop glorifying cheating and side culture because that shit is toxic and really destroys people
moonbrains: dresswellactbad: Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already. this.. is so hard… to keep in mind…
amypopsbubbles: stunningpicture: Kids work together to create eternal recess #community
bi and ready to cry
lilbootycall:if u miss me just call me
rushhour2:her name is Elevators
unrelatableuserboxes:
waitwhatdidtheysay: ladysnowofmpls: automatic-caution-door: ok this is really sweet [captions] Girl: “You glue them on.” Dude 1: [very confused] “Why would you do that? I don’t glue mine on.” Dude 2: [also confused] “Yeah, what the fuck?”
hoemme-couture: wintersoldierogers: kitkatreads13: wintersoldierogers: did i ever tell ppl about the time me and my family thought my older brother was gay and dating his best friend? they used to hold hands and cuddle and shit all the time and cause
drunp: this is peak Craigslist
66koi: does anyone else constantly get the feeling that you’re running out of time?? and for no reason!! i could be lying in bed in the middle of summer vacation and my mind is like “hurry up!!! before it’s too late!!!” and i’m just like “hurry
Someone who doesn’t watch baseball please explain this picture
just-shower-thoughts: There should be an option at hospitals that if you willingly donate a kidney and throughout life your only remaining kidney fails you have priority on the kidney transplant list if you fail to find a donor within your family/friends
bitchycode:I’m Janet
princemetalthunder: skrill-cosby: drucila616: How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that
tittletattles: ARE THERE INFINITELY MANY WHAT math was a goddamn mistake id like to sit down and have a serious talk with every mathematician ever they knew perfectly well the nature of their crimes
just-shower-thoughts: In movies, aliens seem so unified as a species. Humans can’t even agree on how to write the date.
asapwalky:“scam on” 😂😂
1994-2016:Anyway moral of the story is be nice but don’t be too nice
mackenzie-bree: Do you ever notice yourself getting bad again…like, you know you’re not doing work that needs to be done, you know you’re not cleaning, you know you’re not taking care of yourself…you know all the things you need to do to start
aw1998monsters: Anyone: u ok Me; yeah just thinking about how I’ll never be this young again and about how most of my youth has been lost to depression loneliness and self doubt lol
terriamon: gwynndolin: terriamon: pineapple on pizza discourse is so ugly like no one can win. we’re all losers as long as we live in the reality where its commonplace to put fruit on pizza tomato a fruit blocked
bunjywunjy:I’ve said it before, the european badger looks like a fairy steed and the american badger looks like an angry sofa cushion
this was never meant to be more than a memory.
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thatpettyblackgirl: I love Terry 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
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just-shower-thoughts: Do you think Prince Philip ever says to Queen Elizabeth, “Who do you think you are, the Queen of England?!” And then they both chuckle?
soyabug:“men dont like that. its such a turn off”good . turn off . where is ur off button . shut up . please stop making noise
gruncheon: i love stranger things
tchaikovskaya: why do you freaks think the queen of england is some adorable little grandma, she lives in a fucking palace and was monarch during england’s colonial rule of half of africa. she has immense power and wealth (directly stolen from imperial
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lesbiandaydream: concealingeyez: lesbiandaydream: lesbiandaydream: the moment i learned that avril lavigne is straight was a top 10 anime betrayal i mean have you seen 2002 avril i want to live in the timeline where avril is a long-haired sporty
Purple Buddha project
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claryfightwood:Constantly torn between “my sexuality is none of your business” and “lmao I hope they don’t think I’m straight god forbid”
benepla: fuckin gmail is a real friend not like u fake friends
rrramune:
Idk What My Blog Type Is Either
aschoolgirlcrush: “will u marry me?” “okie dokie”
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scotchtapeofficial: thefeelofavideogame: a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this reblog if ur a striminal
you must find balance zuko
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