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princessharam: teacher: let’s go around the class talking about our hobbies n interests:) let’s start wth you shall we? :) me:
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dull silver
miserableheaux:So does anyone else who is mentally ill try to ration out how often they confide in others so they don’t get annoyed and stop taking you serious cause you’re always miserable?
citylightscomebackinjune: davidhuyck: rosalarian: queenquong: gingerpermission: standbyyourmantis: edwardspoonhands: myowndeliverance: necclibrary: YES. I once saw someone point out something I hadn’t really considered before- libraries are
alexandot: the land before time wiki is the most wild place on the internet
sexcake: Can someone please take my depression away I don’t want it anymore
Instagram: itsagifnotagif
Vintage Loser
vulpixharry: i love girls but they’re out of my league … like every single girl… all of them.. out of my league
weepingdildo: I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:just watched my cousin’s gender reveal video on facebook and she had their daughter pull the string on this little box contraption and a little football(oval, brown, leather) falls out of the box with some blue confetti and
precumming: stalling: precumming: What are the healthiest teas Honesty, integrity, and loyalty Can y'all ever just give me a normal answer
primordialsandstonedevice: movies are so weird people hang out like twice and theyre all like “im in love with you” calm down maybe
- ̗̀luna ̖́-
tastefullyoffensive: (via Will Smith)
aki-anyway:When someone says these days sexism and misogyny don’t exist anymore show them this.
Be kind to people
FIREDRILL
imacrazedfangirl: roughhewnends: rip-n-tear: hidden-suggestion: ged-gedward: when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree when
big-hero-stitch: softestnoodle: That paw’s GLOWIN Is no one talking about the dog’s face?
GIRLHOOD IS GRIEF
freethebooty:college will make you say things like “I’m switching from beer to only vodka shots because I’m tryna be healthier”
spicy-vagina-tacos: maybe-theres-wifi: spicy-vagina-tacos: Guess who just bought a plane ticket to go visit her amazing girlfriend in a month ❤️☺️ but aren’t you a girl This just in: queer people exist
drought
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swoobats: *sprays single, solitary ant with an entire can of bugspray” me @ ant: tell your friends.
Idk What My Blog Type Is Either
mjalti: eclipticzero: mjalti: my plan is to jog in a zip code where the average house is ũ million dollars. i jog everyday. i run into the trophy wives jogging club. we jog past each other so often, they’re forced to interact with me. we’re friends
piratebay-premium: exigetspersonal: dat-soldier: officialunitedstates: I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest. my whole life so far is leading up to that moment I know everyone’s
just-shower-thoughts: When we say ‘ctrl, alt, del’, we don’t use the full version of alt
troyes-pinky-finger: mercy-to-me: the-boy-who-was-a-crow: tardisblue-pandas: Smart and lazy is a horrible combination that results in disappointed teachers, exasperated friends and a whole lot of bad doodling Oh shit this was literally me in school
wuqs: lesserjoke: Reblog this post with your weirdest ancestor’s name. I had a great-grandfather named Kermit Dickman. why did you start a competition that you’ve already won
russiacore:why the fuck is no one naming their children after greek goddesses? Name your fucking child Persephone?????? Bitch???????!?
introyevert: I’m dead
kyledumb: scuzer: dubydoods: pychopath: scuzer: owls are bullshit and here’s why @dubydoods this is what an owl looks like without feathers look at it. its like it came from the labyrinth. thanks! i hate it I love it
not actually a klansmen
brittleglory: i know resting bitch face is like a joke thing but um has anyone ever talked about how profoundly soul-destroying it is to be told you look sad or angry or like you hate everyone when you uhhh actually are…genuinely trying to be nice or
ocheano: justejauraisaimeetreprevenue:don’t measure a woman’s worth by her clothes - terre des femmes THIS NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED SO FREAKING MUCH, TODAY PEOPLE CALLED ME WHORE BECAUSE I WAS WEARING A SKIRT AND WE ARE IN SUMMER, IT’S SO HOT IN THIS
junkete: onyourleftbooob: Mildly Interesting You could say he’s… Johnny Trash…
shez-soft:The universe is listening be careful what u say in it
critical-perspective: americansylveon: shitpost-senpai: snowystater: bitty Actually, This is how the webcam was invented. At Cambridge University, they were sick of checking the coffee pot level, so Quentin Stafford-Frasier wrote client software
amuse-me: idk personally I think one of the cool things about the Star Wars universe is the infinite possibilities to just run away and start fresh.
dalishpariah: we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck
