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petitetimidgay: i really wish platonic relationships were more important. i’m tired of losing friendships because i’m less important than their significant other. i hate that i’m automatically not as close to my friends because i’m not the person
safelov: if u ever called me pretty I lov you. ur pretty too
honeypudding: ♡🍓🥛🌱✩.*˚*:･ﾟ(a summer feeling as a post)
hemingay: 100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person
kalgalen: haiku-robot: amethyst-transwoman: scarred-and-purrfect: luna-aurora: scarred-and-purrfect: amethyst-transwoman: princetpenguin: amethyst-transwoman: In 2018 we refer to donuts as “nut”, examples “hey do you wanna grab a quick
twitblr: Ignorance is Bliss
jimmyfury: taurusprettyrising: push: tbh… IT’S TRUUUE THOOOO All the rich people in the notes trying to defend the truth of this by whining about how they were raised to save every penny (because obviously poor people are poor because they never
olibbia: does any1 else go thru periods where u don;t want 2 talk anybody not bc ur distressed/angry or u dislike the people ur talking to but bc the pressure of having convos gets overwhelmin sometimes and u jus want 2 step away 4 awhile like i feel
bangawang: life hack
politicalsci:
luxtides
viciere: heterokatedison: sometimes……….. shows that aren’t cancelled…………. are worse just say supernatural
ghostastronomer: Nerd dudes: Why don’t women like the things we do Woman: *likes the same things nerd dudes do* Nerd dudes: Are you a real fan? Better know this hyperspecific piece of trivia. Oh thank god you do. I’m going to sexually harass you now.
purplebuddhaproject: “Don’t worry if someone doesn’t like you. The truth is that most people are struggling to simply like themselves. Be true to yourself and you will find your tribe.” — rebel thriver (via purplebuddhaquotes)
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mandy
this was never meant to be more than a memory.
rabioheab: i wonder if anyone on this website has ever seen the movie “mean girls”
myulteriormotive: PART TWO Scottish Twitter is fucking wild
pg13-howincrediblydull: wentz: low on self esteem, so u run on mac & cheese is this a Halsey song
8hy: boys are nice to look at but?? is it really worth it sis
shutupaubrey: i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me
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dumbdaisies: i always thought the friends theme song was melodramatic until i moved out, now im legitimately starving and have like no money to buy food, my phone is broken, and im like bitch……. so no one told me life was gonna be this way….
FIREDRILL
daydrinkbeliever:Vodka aunt v. Wine mom
firedrill:attractive person: looks don’t matter!me, an ugly: *can’t make friends*, *can’t get into relationships*, *is second choice for everything*, *can’t get away with most outfits*, *can’t take pictures featuring myself*,
smouldered: yeah i wanna make you cum but i also gotta check in on that mental health and see how your day was ok like what u need to talk about?? u can tell me while i go down on u
yourboyfriiend: socialnetworkhell: elliebeanz: every now and my cat does something very human like and i get very nervous and ask him “are you a person trapped in a cat’s body. or did you choose this body” very seriously to see if this time he
rubixburd:Me, a disgraced academic turned farmer, surveying my crops: Finally… I am out standing in my field
sadderdvze:So does someone want to come over and uh cuddle me
arwenundomiel: the fellowship of the ring (2001) “look after the others, especially sam. he will not understand.”
mistones: i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash and no responsibilities
vampireapologist: vampireapologist: my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to
how-hufflepuff: overblush: why did the fray go off so hard in how to save a life? So we could cry when they lose patients on doctor shows
electricsed: cordaloo: thegestianpoet: thegestianpoet: i can’t believe that photo of hemsworth hiddleston and taika waititi all taking a nap together that’s so cursed and blessed at the same time i’m the fact that the person taking the photo
blupoop: abt me: glowing, eating peaches drinking wine in lingerie, not texting ur desperate ass back
purplebuddhaquotes: “Learn to say ‘no’ without explaining yourself.” —
glitter6ug: taco-bell-rey: straight dating: We have been talking for a few months and I think we are officially going out. gays dating: this is Adam i met him 2 hours ago at H&M and he is the one :) lesbians dating: we have been best friends for
punkrorschach: the-scottish-costume-guy: punkrorschach: mecha-marcy: bromar: *goes to england* me: excuse me, what time is it? brit: time wots that m8? *big ben chimes* everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers* brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
gluten-free-pussy:“I just want to see where things go” aka “I have no intention of committing I just want to waste your time until something else comes along”
shittowatch: Kedi (2016)
vampireapologist: not to be dramatic but…there’s some good in this world mr frodo…..and it’s worth fightin for
esso-is: homoheidelbergensis: emmakate06: Reblog for bro allies people are gay, steven don’t be a transphobe, chad harold, they’re lesbians we support the gays, david the four horsemen
agenderwaterbender: i want: a new tattoo. to be kissed. to not be nervous about my future.
segomyeggo: Girl: Are you nervous? Me: Yes Girl: Is this your first time? Me: No it isn’t. I have been nervous before.
scrinch-biscuit: You’ve heard of SuperWhoLock, now get ready for…
ryrythescienceguy: nerdgul: shadowdragonia: max-thepinkhairlesbian: me: *getting ready to sleep* the demons in my head: cat.(ding ) I’m a kitty cat. and I dance dance dance. me: what year am I in This meme is so ancient most ppl who rebloged
spobforpresident: scottishaccentsareawesome: help-i-am-actually-solas: talewii: marvelobsessions: Everyone in Infinity Wars gonna be complaining about how hard these last few years have been for them until Thor rolls up with no hair, no hammer, and
wombuttress: sounddesignerjeans: evil-britney: *takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath* you mean, skin? What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.
lucidnee: prettypussyprincess: if u wit ur girl and she put her phone down like this: u mostly likely a side nigga stay woke Can y’all stop giving away secrets
bumblebeebats: baetology: Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept. And people say stuff like ‘lol
