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thank-you-mrs-loopner: here it is, the most relatable onion article
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deadguyflynn: sectonia: plastidecor: sectonia: hey can you imagine working on a 90s cartoon now considered a classic and youre like “lets sneak in a dirty joke,itll be really funny,trust me” and then like 20 yrs later you see the same joke screenshoted
distinguishedbaloney:
once i had a mutual who stopped using tumblr because she became a nun
TE-MPT
Pikachu Man
if someone gave you 赨 because “you’re ugly” would you take the money?👀
cockbiteproductions: “all that matters is that u tried ur best” me: *instantly flashes back to every moment i procrastinated and wasted* me: ha hah haahah…… ….. yeah…….. my best……. that is the thing i totally did
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toocooltobehipster: bye
schmergo:The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.
valentinesvampire:*holds murder weapon in front of security camera like a beauty guru*
abercrombee: thrussy: i’m his lawyer filing the civil suit for punitive damages
otherwindow: Unlike ocean mermaids who have plenty of room to grow their hair, freshwater mermaids prefer shorter styles similar to humans; because of their close proximity to the surface, “freshies” may also be seen wearing hats to block out sunlight
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just-shower-thoughts: There needs to be an app that scans 2 (or more) people’s music libraries and creates a play list of songs you both love.
Alex
goodatthis: ireallycantpickaname: yeezyslides: omg
violetwolfraven: So I just had a thought What if supernatural creatures don’t exist anymore? What if they did once, but through the years, they slowly mixed in with humans? You can see the blood of fairies in the way a ballet dancer hovers in mid
catchymemes: A small mildly interesting dump
huua: huua: hmm don’t know how to address this but i looked it up and apparently Richard Phillips, the 72-year-old black man recently released from prison after serving 45 years for murder he didn’t commit, is being forced to sell his art, rather
dankmemeuniversity:
just-shower-thoughts: Almost all police dogs around the globe are referred to as “K-9 units” solely for the sake of making a pun and everyone is just ok with that
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sarkyfancypants: yumyumnoodle: it’s like these companies have finally gotten out of their wild college party years and are now trying to be mature adults now. Same goes for the Windows logo I mean look at this shit Is like someone just ironed
rendzina: over coffee with my mom this morning: “sometimes we hesitate to invite people into our life because we feel like our space isn’t good enough yet. things are a little messy, or our place settings don’t match, or our situation isn’t quite
kyidyl: seerofheros: xsuicunex2: actualaster: hey-look-a-squirrel: kaylapocalypse: spite-cadet: cumaeansibyl: silvermoonphantom: lady-feral: mrozna: hawkeyedflame: biphobicerasurer: hawkeyedflame: t-i-a-r-n-a-c-a-p-a-i-l-l: If you’re
tariqah: Not cheating on people and not betraying your friends is actually very very very easy and I would 100% recommend this to everyone
picsthatmakeyougohmm:hmmm
gianluc30: Street Artist Transforms Ordinary Public Places Into Funny Installations michael-pederson miguel-marquez
purplebuddhaquotes: “The less I needed, the better I felt.” — Charles Bukowski
ruinedchildhood: Enchanted (2007) dir. Kevin Lima
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themiscyra1983: divinefestival: Okay but lets illustrate how much white privileged is involved with this story. The weapons this little demon used to kill Grant Nelson were stolen from Walmart. She walked into Walmart, grabbed a machete and a knife,
msrcury: beesmygod: good: expecting “u cant touch this” and instead getting “super freak” bad: expecting “sweet home alabama” and getting that kid rock song ugly: expecting “under pressure” and getting “ice ice baby” ice ice
churchnotmadewithhands: women be hoarding small meaningful objects
toadprince: toadprince: My Uber driver is playing a talk debunking white supremacist talking points I love this concept, I’ll drive you to the bar but we’re going to unlearn white supremacy on the way.
drneverland: song-of-the-moon-1025: avatarthelastzed: m–ood: This steampunk clock writes the time every minute, and erases it before writing again. This is the most ridiculous, inefficient, and needlessly complicated thing….. I know. It seems
bandtshirt:
gahdamnpunk: He didn’t get what he wanted, proceeded to call her a bitch talmbout she never been treated properly..
justjames: sex is cool but have you heard Mr Brightside drunk at 2am because that is true bliss
homo-nerd-grizz: tequilarosado: boy2use: mrinterpreter: If your masculinity is threatened by a razer advert, it is fragile indeed. Fuck you. Men are tired of male bashing. Most men are good, decent men looking out for their family. The problem
madnanc: ladynorbert: autisticheatherduke: autisticheatherduke: Dear hearing aid providers: stop only advertising your hearing aids for old people - from a deaf 19 year old who’s used hearing aids since she was 7 Note: you don’t have to use hearing
meanplastic: What Hispanic mothers and grandmothers do on their spare time when their children aren’t home
makeup-beginner:
Rember How Much We Used To Care About Our Themes
disneydaily: #MIC DROP!
purplebuddhaquotes: “You’re not in love with me, not really, you just love the way I always made you feel. Like you were the centre of my world. Because you were. I would have done anything for you.” — Abby McDonald
purplebuddhaquotes: “Get busy living or get busy dying.” — Stephen King
purplebuddhaquotes: “Books say: She did this because. Life says: She did this. Books are where things are explained to you; life is where things aren’t. I’m not surprised some people prefer books.” — Julian Barnes
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