fries before guys (laurelgienah.tumblr.com)
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carryonmyfallencas: emkaniff: emkaniff: yall: this celebrity did a bad thing me: it be like that sometimes ok this post canceled due to recent events…I was talkin about some 26 year old pop star calling things “gay” in 2007 not a 50 year
ninjamelissajulien: thedarkperidot: Signs you grew up lonely - Chasing people who don’t want you -Making up lots of stories and worlds -Overtalking whenever there’s someone to talk to -Excessive reading -Daydreaming -Clinging emotionally to others
tamascotchi: animals-riding-animals: toads riding snake they took midnight train goin anywhere
liquidstar: liquidstar: Any show that makes me invested in a straight couple even a little bit has great writing tbh stop talking about generic anime couples this post was about jim and pam from the office
bisexualfeministlion: Goodbye20GayTeenHello20BiTeen
just-shower-thoughts: A Hippo is faster than a human both on land and in water, so the bicycle is your only chance to beat it in triathlon
incorrectcornettoquotes: I have no excuse for this.
howdoitagmyself: ohfugecannada: gallusrostromegalus: greyannis: A gif for Mermay! This gif actually, literally made me laugh out loud and send it to every group chat I’m in just to get yelled at. Thank you. I checked the notes looking for these
whitefireprincess: 🍷💕 (Mumm Napa Winery)
sneauxflake: sneauxflake: getting ready to joust at hole depot :) home depot* jesus christ
vampireapologist: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: thinkin about the time i forgot my sunhat while i was teaching a canoeing class and my boss just stuck a giant lily pad on my head and it dried into shape and worked perfectly as a sun hat and i
ruinedchildhood: tag yourself i’m sophia
wormy-business: I’m gonna fucking scream this post was hidden for having “sensitive content”
cactuc:x
傷心男孩俱樂部
richiiie: incomparablyme: Simon: Did you know? Emily: I knew you had a secret. But when you were little you were so carefree. But these last few years more and more it’s almost like I can feel you holding your breath. I wanted to ask you about it,
Just Breathe
rustic-space-fiddle: “Shuck da police!” - Thomas, probably
beardqueer: krokodile: i think one of my favorite thing about bob’s burgers is bob’s complete lack of gay panic (or transphobia, depending on how you interpret marshmallow’s gender). - bob picks up transvestite hookers in his cab. they good-naturedly
tommybby: Gally: Okay Google, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?Google: The best revenge is letting go and living well.Gally:Gally: Bing, how do I get-
Nevermore
bakaccha:
🍄🌿🧸🍯
boldly-yo: the-starship-enterprise: the-starship-enterprise: the-starship-enterprise: It always haunts me in ‘Who mourns for Adonais?’ how Apollo has no visible nipples where where are they This is the future tumblr wants
radio-girl1:
morthils: frogandtoadaregays: frogandtoadaregays: i hate when memes become outdated and i have to deprogram myself from referencing them anymore. whenever my mouth says “this is so sad” my brain immediately follows it up with “alexa play despacito”
animationsource: Courage the Cowardly Dog (1999-2002)
Pikachu Man
bitterburg: ribbitbunny: just playing the new spider-man game when something caught my eye…!!! no cops at pride just spiderman
chazzfox: justmeandmytechs: latierradelatrasero: vampireapologist: surfdog2000: what th I’VE BEEN TRYING TO find this again for THREE YEARS but once Free! came out I couldn’t google ANIME SWIMMING CLIP ANYMORE This is such a god damn amazing
yunngmocha: thelovelybones124: kaiiwooo: westafricanman: well i’ll be damned welp SHE DID THAT ! IF YOURE NOT GOING THIS HARD FOR BLACK WOMEN YOU ARE NOT AN ALLY
feverything: snowmean: tariqah: violaslayvis: She delivered So.. Don’t take her advise then i mean it was “how to murder your husband” not “how to get away with murdering your husband” you get what you pay for
coliens: ‘I am in fact a Hobbit in all but size.’ Happy Birthday J.R.R. Tolkien!
oligopsoneia: afloweroutofstone: transgenderer: trans-rogers: transgenderer: i feel like knowing the word “yonic” (the vagina equilavent of phallic) really changes a person because after that point basically any shape or objective can be classified
iridessence: thereflectioneternal: aelfcynn: May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there. can’t pass up this kinda karma and in your size
pukicho: sappingmyscenttree: pukicho: Jelly fish just do their own fuckass thing cut out all your nerves and chuck them in the sea and see how fucking productive it becomes what do you want them to do, fucking taxes? You mistake my comment for
devvaugn:my heart hasn’t nutted in awhile
tumakhunter: hapslock: eclecticstudentwriter: succubus-is-smol: black-hippie-moonchild: 17mul: phoenixwolf876: lovelynemesis: This has happened to me before when I was in college at a frat party. This girl comes squeezing herself in between me
you are so much more
legoshoes: jigglyturk:Seemlessness
baddiebhad:
mattandjones: Flamingos take refuge in a bathroom at Miami-Metro Zoo, Sept. 14, 1999 as tropical-storm force winds from Hurricane Floyd approached the Miami area.
Fragments & Fictions
clownssyndrome:
It's Kinda Fun To Do The Impossible
disabilityhealth: Don’t be a “respect is earned not given” kind of person Be a “respect is given unless proven undeserved” kind of person
FIREDRILL
half-sane & self-deprived
tits-n-trix:Boys will absolutely destroy their living space for a joke and I’m glad they take the time to film it
Can’t repeat the past?…Why of course you can!
pastel-daydreaming: When you’re daydreaming a scenario and then suddenly come up with something that would work way better
highfunctioningfool:
uglyfruit: mini protest signs on flower petals