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millbyers:I said if you don’t bless the rains down in Africa, your mom’s a hoe
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deafchan: Oh…. so that’s why they all have fucking triangles. TIL
ewitschu: centrumlumina: Here’s a thought I had about how therapy & treatment works (vs how many people imagine it works). This is based on my experience with depression and chronic illness, but I hope it applies more broadly as well. Imagine
v8d: emo stands for eat me out
howyougetthefangirl: I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was following you and
ugly:person: you’re pretty cool!me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed
v3nice: Someone: Are you taken? Me: Ya for granted
just-shower-thoughts: Nearly every new phone sold now days is waterproof, eventually we’ll reach a time when it will be fun to push people in the pool again
ssueno: someone: hey are you okay me with no hesitation: *starts crying*
theonemillionthdragonborn: umyehs: fedorahatmatt: umyehs: breaking news: white cis boy drinks a can of monster energy drink, more at 11 breaking news: tumblr feminists continue to make jokes about cis white guys which in turn make them look exactly
just-shower-thoughts: If you don’t have children, you’re the first broken link in a reproductive chain that is 3.5 billion years old
becomingathena: starting a girl gang of girls aggressively supporting other girls so reblog if you want in because if we get enough people we’re getting jackets
8hy: boys are nice to look at but?? is it really worth it sis
luciferlesbian: SCREAM
estelles-remade: umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it
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spork: I have literally been working on this list since Day 1 of 2013 so you fuckers better appreciate it. All the major players of 2013. If I forgot any feel free to comment and add
rad
steelfeather: buzzfeed: crystalitesummerstar: nitramaraho: dailymarvelheroes: get you a man who can do both one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt
klefable: you ever wonder how many people you’re in the “we’re friends but i would kiss you if you asked” club with
bl-ossomed: “Sometimes you meet someone, and it’s so clear that the two of you, on some level belong together. As lovers, or as friends, or as family, or as something entirely different. You just work, whether you understand one another or you’re
vampireapologist: vampireapologist: last night at the club my friends introduced me to these guys and the guys were like “we’re 22″ and I was like cool and then a minute later they were like “we’re kidding we’re 18″ and I was like 18!!!!!
craicalaic: how do people leak songs where do they come from what are you
soularmates:wish i was snuggling not struggling
just-shower-thoughts: Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as winning.
fotw:no offense but can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars i could really use a wish right now
whatevskies: sorry i couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue
diversed: ig: artsyaestheti.c | more here
GIRLHOOD IS GRIEF
purplebuddhaproject: “Words can sting like anything but silence breaks the heart.” — Phyllis McGinley (via purplebuddhaquotes)
angelcarousel: all I want : forehead kisses , nose kisses , hand kisses
Idk What My Blog Type Is Either
rubberninjers:nobodyy-knowws:thebootydiaries:thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: feeling egg oh my god guys for real im laughing so hard rn I think the worst part was that she was fighting with an egg i love 13 year olds
purplebuddhaproject: “The reason we struggle with insecurity is because we compare our behind-the-scenes to everyone else’s highlight reel.” — Steve Furtick (via purplebuddhaquotes)
asmenuke:cool gender-neutral nicknames to call your friendsold sport
panickedscorpio: sexysuggestion: im not going to stop fucking you until the neighbours know my name Well maybe the neighbors would already know your name if we went to their neighborhood barbecue like I FUCKING WANTED GOD YOU NEVER LISTEN
pazdispenser: musicians only Dark Millenials will remember:cobra starshipneon treesmetro station3OH3taio cruzowl cityfar east movementne-yoonerepublicboys like girls
laurajanegay: not to be uwu but seriously stay hydrated or else your kidneys will just start passive-aggressively making rocks inside your piss tubes
Hey so uh,
chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie: chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie: I’m home alone with the tv repair man Im no fool, there is only two possible outcomes of this scenario porn or murder Apparently there was an unforeseen third outcome where he fixes the tv and then
just-shower-thoughts: Your phone doesn’t autocorrect when you’re typing in all caps because it thinks you’re really angry and doesn’t want to get involved
just-shower-thoughts: Someone will be that guy that dies an hour before we invent a form of immortality.
abananaisaweapon: kugel-and-kombucha: lastoneout: tonidorsay: ealperin: hamacidal: ultrafunnypictures: You can read up to 500 words per minute THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK I. FEEL. LIKE. A GOD. Oh thank heavens someone decent reblogged this…
mooglemog: bellamyblaker: *nervously calls crush bro* if that aint me
dawngrl: it’s a cold and it’s a broken hollaback girl
so, back to the future's a bunch of bullshit?
wellmanicuredman: lotterywinnersonacid: Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous
you must find balance zuko
bruhhhhhhhhhhh
anabundanceofstilinskis: klefable: what happens to all your teen angst when you’re 20… like where does it go they diagnose it as anxiety
butchwookiee:any time you see a kind of bird you dont know the name of…. that’s a ufo babes
Nevermore
7-11sins: My mom just said “who was that science boy…Timmy? Timmy Testosterone?” She was thinking about Jimmy Neutron
not actually a klansmen
unclefather: If you ever want to know how bad something is, ask a kid. They’re weirdly honest. I just asked a 6 year old to smell an old blanket and tell me what it smells like and he said “can I say a cuss?” And I told him to go ahead and he said
dankmemeking: assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number
