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irishtiger22: joshsundquist: Restroom signs got me like This is GOLD
mirror incarnate
just-shower-thoughts: If you put your penis in a peanut butter jar you are fucking nuts
xxlukemavxx: sohelpmedun: please just read the whole thing what a fucking ride
pettyqueer: stats:
mizkameron: i don’t really wanna DO the work today I don’t really wanna do the work toDAY i don’t really wanna do ! the work ! today ! i don’t wanna do the WORK today
trainthief:my coworker today was like “i bet you dont know this song” and put on Don’t Go Breaking My Heart. And I was like “yeah, of course I do, it’s Elton John” and he was like “who?” and I said “Elton John. He wrote this” and
strnger-kid: Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace
the-greatish-gatsby: cedrwydden: Davy Jones is honestly one of my favourite movie villains because he’s so Extra. He introduces himself by saying ‘Do you fear death?’ and he plays the spooky pipe organ with his tentacle beard while pining over
luxtides
Alex
beyoncescock:my heart
Buy the Ticket Take the Ride
傷心男孩俱樂部
aneternalscoutandabrownie: this is the exchange she is referring to
McKayla/22/Pastel Dreams/
i-was-today-years-old-when: i learned that In 2007, Keira Knightley was awarded £3,000 (Ů,000) in damages from a lawsuit against Daily Mail for publishing an article about her having anorexia nervosa and added another £3,000 to this amount to donate
just-shower-thoughts: You’re not that smart, there’s just a lot of stupid people.
oldlunchmeat: im gunna go back in time and kick my own ass
hustlerose: on all levels except physical, i am a little heart shaped candy that says “i’m all yours!”
just-shower-thoughts: Sleeping in is considered lazy, but going to bed early isn’t
democrips: fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone
king-of-goblins:Stickin ur feet in a river is cleansing. You just roll up your pant legs and step into the stream. Bam. You’re a new man.
versacethotty: IM OFF THE DEEP END WATCH AS I DIVE IN
ihatetomblr-4: y'all are really missing out on this one
toadsrbutch: bijillvalentine: I think this is important so I’m gonna share it here as well Also consider… Me, a lesbian: oh yeah my girlfriend and I- A straight woman: oH my GoD!! I love hanging out with my girlfriends!! It’s so important to
gunsandfireandshit: graynard: non-confrontational cowboy that wont turn around after the 10 paces he just breaks into a sprint and nobody has ever been able to hit him because he serpentines so well
just-shower-thoughts: 400 years ago, owning a nice sword was a status symbol. Today, owning a sword is a good indication that you still live in your parents basement.
dongboss: mans-she-desk: cuckroach: aggressive hand holding How does it work?? we arm wrestle as an excuse to hold hands
dogg: like to pet the dog reblog to pet the dog ignore to pet the dog
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rumbelows: Rural Ireland in the 1950s/60s by John Hinde source
s-unflow-r: insta: @onparledemode
catlips001: blueauradoggo: Possibilities: I like these but Would you also consider these?
beyoncescock: greglestrade: greglestrade: some man commented on my mums profile picture ‘beautiful eyes but you should smile more x’ and my 10 year old brother just commented back ‘shut up’ and it’s my favourite thing he’s ever done and
20aliens: Nikita Belousov / instagram
thelovelybones124: residentgoodgirl: I am so proud of him. I love Terry so much. He is doing what other men are too afraid to do he is really risking so much by doing this.
necrophilofthefuture: i dont understand giveaways like who the fuck just has an extra macbook
just-shower-thoughts: The first man to record his own voice probably spent a lot of time trying to figure out what the hell was wrong with his recording device
slugs-r-us: knowwhatimeme:
actualelffucker: actualelffucker: does anyone else understand the very specific emotion that is just….. Lord of the Rings ?? like.. do you ever just think about it or imagine reading the books or something, and you just feel it… idk what else to
sparta369: technogodhead: technogodhead: every time i look at the mystery gang i have this like visceral feeling that someone is missing. but nobody ever is. who are they. what happened to them logically i know this is them. these are the only people
Hues
you must find balance zuko
notmusa: notmusa: chips this has been reblogged to a bunch of different nursing tumblrs & apparently its a thing that actually happens all the time. bless u nurses
beyoncescock: i had this best friend who betrayed me twice yet when he calls me late at night, i still cant find it in me to ignore him its probably stupid and a lot of you would probably say, “answering his calls might be the reason hes not changing”
i-was-today-years-old-when: you noticed that the king in (some) deck of cards is stabbing himself
neyruto: All you anti milkers are fools. Imagine a milkless world. No cakes nor pies. What are you putting in your coffee to cool it down? Water? Appley juice? I hate all of you.
Potty Parking
just-shower-thoughts: In 50 years, instead of colorizing photos, they might be de-filtering them instead
mimikyu-kun: brbjellyfishing: fuck it up Cathleen!!!!!!! doctors in tweets be like
Fragments & Fictions
beyoncescock:this is me every single day
quiet-nymph: Rudy Serrano on Instagram