fries before guys (laurelgienah.tumblr.com)
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Time travels away from responsibilities
things that need to be cheaper
lenacorp: aamphitrites: u know what makes me lowkey sad? when someone says ‘i know it seems silly’ before talking about something they clearly care very deeply about bc u know that means someone gave them shit for caring that much about that thing
habla-gated: black–twitter: Awe he gave him a thumbs down
lameborghini:me, jaywalking and making direct eye contact w the car driver that’s barreling toward me: kill me u coward
danshine: suchfandomtrash: danshine: friends was right explain it hasn’t been my day, my week, my month, or even my year
scorpiomess:I hope the next thing I get addicted to is taking care of my self and loving my body
samuraikawakubo: pure
pochowek: lmaonade: brain: do you have your wallet? me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it* me: yeah brain: do you have your wallet and your phone and your keys and your pocket knife and y- me: *playing my ass and thighs like a
Rules to learning English
teamnowalls: nesija: ouijubell: hoeism-intervention: milpool-thrillhouse: Who would win in a bad bitch alien fight Roger is the bad bitch of the galaxy Okay, but Roger also can’t keep a man. Pleackly has a man, a family, and isn’t trapped
catswithbenefits:the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO
assflat:idk about y'all…..but im really ready for the next phase of my life to begin aka the part where im stable and secure and not worried about much
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trashycat2242: mercenaryflower: spiroandthelacktones: blazepress: Family gathering. MOOOOOM, AUNT CAROL IS HEEEEEERE Aunt Carol is fucking ripped. reblog if you love aunt carol
sexcake: im so scared the rest of my life is gonna feel like this
sexcake: hello im literally living in hell? and No One Cares?????
tbrenda: veryharam: I think because I don’t care for myself enough but have so much care in my heart I end up searching for someone to manifest all my care in to and once they leave I am drained and tired and lost because now I don’t have anyone
ungodlyobsessions: moistnoodles: i-march-mello: danim4ux: THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985 THAT IS MAHOGANY I thought this was a joke until I read the description WHAT HTE FCUK
FIREDRILL
suspend: boys are extremely confusing and unpredictable
wavecapwarfare: y’all jackin off physically but neglecting to jack off mentally and spiritually
myulteriormotive: PART TWO Scottish Twitter is fucking wild
just-shower-thoughts: Whoever said time heals all wounds probably never knew anyone with a terminal illness.
Instagram: itsagifnotagif
alrightanakin: Why was Shrek’s soundtrack so incredible like who sat down and decided that a movie about an ogre would have a beautiful Rufus Wainwright ballad followed by a Smash Mouth/Eddie Murphy cover of I’m A Believer and how can I thank them
daeneryus: you can say “leggings aren’t pants” as much as you want. you can shout it from a rooftop. you can make it into a big obnoxious neon sign. you can write it in skywriting way up in the sky. i won’t care. i will still be out there, somewhere,
exactable: JUST BECAUSE I INSULT MYSELF DOESN’T MEAN ITS OKAY FOR YOU TO
nalgonaofcolor: Nothing in this world stresses me out more than opening up the Facebook app and seeing an array of my booty pics at the top of the screen asking me if I “wish to post pictures from camera roll” like Mark why did you ever think that
good vibes
twilightown: CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST NEED YOU BY MY SIDE
lion-prince:me: *has no money* when i get money i’ll definitely buy thatme: *gets money* okay but do i really want that??
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rad
Conceal don't feel, don't let them know.
virguin: i mostly need sleep right after i wake up
ghost-y: ghost-y: this is legitimately the FUNNIEST fucking thing I’ve seen on any dating website GERTA REJECTED ME
uh oh
atlasisreal: swarnpert: swarnpert: go fish but instead of saying go fish you say go fuck yourself “got any 3s?” “go fuck yourself” I don’t know if you’ve ever played go fish but that’s what you say when you do have the cards they asked
lissadiane: Okay, I have a life hack for you. Last week, I got attacked by the most painful and persistent hiccups of my life at work. My co-worker heard me hiccuping and said, absently, “Got the hiccups?” and I said miserably, “Yeah.” And she
seateeth: do u ever suddenly realise how unpopular and disliked and lonely you are and then you’re kind of just like ohhhhhhhhhh o k
help-n-quotes
macarena-of-time: i love saying fuck me because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly
Maybe You Need This
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cosyhowell: cosyhowell: cosyhowell: I really like the idea of an immortal being who loves memes ‘You’re 1008 years old why are you laughing so hard’ ‘My friend, i have been alive countless human lifetimes and seen many things. I have seen
misbehavingmaiar: Update: Sauron is not afraid of hobbits. He was unaware that hobbits existed up until very recently. he literally did not have time to be afraid of them, they went from a 0 to 100 threat level in twenty seconds. There he was, minding
just-shower-thoughts: Why is it that you can hold a pee for 3+ hours but not the 3 seconds it takes to take off your pants?
just-shower-thoughts: New Years Eve (2017) will be the only day when every adult was born in the 1900s, and every minor was born in the 2000s.
qualitees: qualitees: randomfandomgrad: qualitees: blueglitterdonut: qualitees: pohtaytoes: qualitees: secretly-a-pumpkin-spice-latte: Need You can get it here! What about one that says I’m bi? There is one like that too What about other
wlwromance: would just like to thank life for girls and pasta
In The End We're All The Same
lxzyfangirl: seductrce: Concept: I finish school. The job I work isn’t my dream job but I enjoy doing it greatly still. It pays enough to cover everything I might need. My bills are never overdue. Money is not a thought in my head. I have a place to
garbagebagger: princess-kayjay: I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead
introyevert: I’m dead
dreamgrl1998:*hits the bong* ya know……i used to be a smart kid . i was so f ucking smart man. i can’t even read anymore dude
fairycosmos: just realized that i literally have no idea what it feels like to be comfortable in my own body !! isn’t that neat
