fries before guys (laurelgienah.tumblr.com)
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khapgan: the purest tweet
whatisthismommy: Me hunting with my vampire friends: cracking open a boy with the cold ones
conksucker: oncelerswaifu: when i become a serial killer ill leave tapes that have mmm whatcya say in the mouth’s of all my victims when
"Not all men"
relenafanel: Netflix aka a bunch of shows you’ve already watched don’t want to watch or have been on your ‘eh maybe’ list for so long you’re not in the mood to watch
acoolguy:guy who invented lemons: man i wish lemonade came in orbs
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Cuddle ninja
not actually a klansmen
drowning4youu: things to be happy about: - finding a new favorite song - taking a hot bath when you’re really cold - finishing a good book - having sex with someone you really love - falling asleep at the beach - sunscreen on a babies nose - getting
drowning4youu: some of the saddest phrases in the English language: - but you promised - ive never told anyone - i can’t do it - i tried - i trusted you - why did you do this to me - why am i not good enough - it still hurts - i can’t keep pretending
Maui is not obese
Instagram: itsagifnotagif
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lord-kitschener: bendinq: zamaron: stachionalgeographic: wigmissing: hey guys what happens if the *lil wayne voice* call that this entire post should not be a thing Hey guys I just wanted to pop in and say that you’re all a bunch of disgusting
black-to-the-bones:This is important.
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sonypraystation: did tumblr humor distort anyone elses sense of reality ? every fucking meme on here is drenched in 5 layers of irony and my brain cant differentiate jokes from anything. i went to craigslist saw a photo of a couch and just fucking lost
mrs-jamie-wellerstein: joebidensanonymous: Joe Biden has a message for fraternity guys If you don’t stop your brother from raping a girl, you are an accomplice TELL ‘EM JOE 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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hello world
just-shower-thoughts: Does anyone else get annoyed when a movie/TV show depicts a timer counting down that doesn’t coincide with the actual time it would take for that timer to count down?
rad
rosebeaches:crazy that i’m only able to see life through my own eyes.. there’s over 7 billion other perspectives i’ll never be able to have.. over 7 billion stories i won’t ever be able to fully know. we all get such a small slice of the experience
just-shower-thoughts: Anyone that takes children to the supermarket and makes it round without a child screaming or harassing other shoppers should get a discount on their bill.
notmusa: i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my adult brain grows in
espressobean: gif87a-com: Framerate synced with a bird’s wings
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skelixrikkard: jaspertheshark: skelixrikkard: nepnepnyaa: skelixrikkard: my computer is black and blue…. not black and red….. it’s a Fake Gamers This black and red shit has to stop. The true gamer colors have been and always will be black and
chefpyro: chefpyro: Sometimes… things
cringepics: how do people get in relationships like how does that even happen how do u get the universe to align in ur favour like that
tinybluedeer: *winks at the sky* for the aliens
oknope: HELP
reallyreallyreallytrying: yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country
yxng-pvpi:do you ever just want to lay on a roof, look at the beautiful stars and listen to some bomb music with someone?
mgs3: men that annoy women to the point of anger and screaming and then laugh because they think its funny are uh fucking demons
tropicalslimes: spiritnectar on igthis is pleasing in the strangest way…
vetyr: A pet jeweled python
What therapy is really like
mojav:She’s so brave for telling us her story 😔
Idk What My Blog Type Is Either
justjames: *insert semi-relatable text post here*
good vibes
comcasting: My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard
oknope: 🤔