fries before guys (laurelgienah.tumblr.com)
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you must find balance zuko
peep-toe-shoes: margoteve: tobiasxva: Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit. *slow clapping at the dad* I always reblog this.
rad
All Things Perfect, All Things Glamorous
homophile: fvckthisreality: superherofeed: Y'ALL THEY REALLY HAVE PEOPLE PRAYING FOR WADE WILSON. WHITE PEOPLE
slimetony: cptdriad: slimetony: don’t even get me started Okay thanks
nickomg: idk how to flirt imma just stare at you until u marry me
dateaboysuggestions:Date a boy who loves your tummy
twitterlols: amazing
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dreamyfilms: manetsmodels: dreamyfilms: i have a question for you: what’s one (1) thing you dislike about pride and prejudice (2005)? It ends… that’s a very good point! but the correct answer is actually this:
i just wanna chill and not worry about a damn thing
bpdzoldyck: neuroatypicalprincess: If you say things like “autistic people are never successful” and you are also a Pokemon fan then you should probably sit down while I tell you the news about the creator of your beloved game series. Yeah, Satoshi
edroy: “what will your kids think of that tattoo?”my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did
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bug-dad: My friend Chris bought a 12 pound bag of peach rings and won’t put it down.
spudsexuall: My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. Here are some of my favorites:
scotty2thotty: mosquitoes had the nerve…the audacity…the unmitigated gall…to come into my home…where i pay the bills…and suck the blood out of my veins…veins i’ve had for 22 years…
mainmanblackdynamite: One of the perks of getting older is getting to have a say in the family gossip
Instagram: itsagifnotagif
justinbiebern:khaleesiluhan:leonardo dicaprio is neither a leo or capricorn hes a scorpio and that pisses me offleonardo descorpio
blackgirlsvevo: no offense but how are girls so damn pretty like I can’t go one day w/o seeing a girl so pretty that i’m partially reborn like no offense but can girls really chill
hello world
lyjerria:I love lowkey vulgar girls that curse a little too much. I’m talking about myself
p4radoxes: Me
themeghansmith: chrissyisabear: am i the only one who is self conscious about my windshield wiper speed when it’s raining. like i gotta watch other cars to make sure im not being too dramatic Same
daily-showerthoughts: Though they’d never admit it, much of modern society would love the return of actual gladiator battles and other medieval “sports”
Hi
alxmas: cyanide-santa: Look at her fucking face she looks like she just got away with a fart isnt that juanita from desperate housewives
gothgfs: ok: not wanting kids not ok: having no empathy for children and thinking emotionally abusing them is okay
ammit420: i say idk alot but trust me i be knowin
why-feminism-is-important: sniffling: caseyanthonyofficial: Amazing “stop whining about rape culture” “it doesn’t exist” “quit complaining” “Welcome to the 21st century, where being smart is a bigger crime than raping a human being”
burndownmiddletown: mr-hoodrat: roe-your-boat: disparition: afloydianslip: fencehopping: Electron microscope video of a needle on a vinyl record. H O W like you can tell me all you want how the sound is stored in the grooves but fucking H O W
half-sane & self-deprived
More Life, more everything
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just-shower-thoughts: The fact that the location of the world’s oldest tree has to be kept secret encapsulates everything that’s bad about humanity.
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ven0moth: appreciation post for everyone whos ever talked to me bc im annoying and dumb
luxtides
leather
leakedinlondon: leakedinlondon: thank u for visiting little friend I love u I have an update on this lil dude apparently he has now been permanently banned from leaving his house because he walked his ass down to the train station got on a train and
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equilibrium
mjalti: them: lemme know if u need to talk xx me:
I just want to be muscular and walk around naked all the time.
kittymkatt: unfollovving: m86: humvees: sapphic–leia: gablesmcgee: the-real-seebs: pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing.
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You Win Again Gravity .
bob-belcher:A great thread to read
kivalidali: socotic: “Lie to me” she whispered. “I love you” he said. “Yall are weird” I said.
