fries before guys (laurelgienah.tumblr.com)
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: steve starting his fight by standing there hands on mom-jeans hips is honestly iconic
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imessaged: In my 10 year old brother’s class they were asked for “a modern invention you can’t live without” and my brother told me everyone said tv except for him who said “water filtration”
legendarydragongoldedition: toflowerorfeast: the 70s was an incredibly horny decade, largely due to the music of its day. if you’ve ever heard queen abba or electric light orchestra you’ll understand why the youth were balls to the wall and wore
Welcome Friends
sheeranal: single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn
Rember How Much We Used To Care About Our Themes
luxtides
airrogance: how do people cheat i cant even find one person to kiss me let alone two
bruhhhhhhhhhhh
danger: untitled by Marco Bekk
- ̗̀luna ̖́-
suspend: have you ever felt that tension with someone where out of nowhere you just want to grab them, kiss them and make them beg, make them ask for more. their eyes and body drive you nuts and you just want them and you’ll do anything to get them,
negritaaa: TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives? Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy? TSA: why do u always do this?
thatsmoderatelyraven: This is my favorite headline ever
gothcostco: gothcostco: the plot chickens why do 70,000 people have as bad of a sense of humor as me
hello world
licknugo: When babies babble in baby talk they’re trying to repeat what they hear in an attempt to learn how to communicate better with their own species so if you want your baby to talk sooner speak in full regular [insert language here] not babbles
Just Breathe
half-sane & self-deprived
punk-rock-castiel: your-grandmah: day 23: they still think im one of them I stared at this picture for like 5 minutes and then i concluded that the different one was the last one because of the chinese letters
florelgreen: you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time
honey bunny
sexpectinq: “There is a huge difference between loving someone and being in love with someone” — Something I wish I had realized a long time ago-5/17/17 (via gro-ovie)
memelovingradfem: grimm-fairy: Btw, the dog is not being punished for his (deserved) actions and the local sheriff actually praised the dog, saying the family was lucky that the dog was there. THE GOODEST BOY
celticpyro: shadio: every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit And every time we kiss I swear I can fly
Instagram: itsagifnotagif
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cuntinued:Bisexual person in a relationship with someone of a different sex: I’m not straight, I’m bisexualGay community: you’re only saying that because you want to be a part of the Gay Club, you don’t belong with us, you’re
jawbone-the-tenth:
GIRLHOOD IS GRIEF
adrenaline: via weheartit
hashtagdion:Fuck the queue function. I’m hitting y’all with four straight hours of whirlwind shitposting followed by eight days of radio silence.
apricops: apricops: Couples that tolerate each other’s endless endless rambling are a powerful and beautiful force for good me, excitedly: so by Le Chatelier’s principle, no reaction ever truly ‘stops,’ it just reaches a point where it proceeds
Hello There;
transjemder: God I wish I could Google search my own fucking memories like Im sitting next to this dude in my class and we recognize each other but I literally don’t know where from. I need brain Google and whatever black mirror bullshit comes with
beevean: snorlaxatives: @ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me reasons I’m still on this hellsite: 1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable
apocketuniverse: me on monday: its going to be different this week!!! i wont get discouraged by small issues and i’ll stay on top of my work!! me by 4 PM that afternoon:
willow: mood: 20 unread messages but still feeling lonely
gayspacehoe: no-body-ever: Destroy the idea that tattoos make you trashy Destroy the idea that white ppl with tattoos are edgy and poc with tattoos are dangerous
synthgay: 5u5: thats just the way the pussy crumbles please see a gynecologist
allforhisgreaterglory: psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents,
dysconsolate: neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.
ugly: “If someone punches you in the stomach,“ he says, “it’ll hurt whether you were expecting it or not. So if the person you love stops loving you back, you’re going to feel the blow even if you saw it coming.” — S.Z. // Excerpt from
Idk What My Blog Type Is Either
labias: not to dictate your life but drop your shitty friends
lafemmenuit:I’m tired of girls trying to invalidate their own feelings during times of pain, especially to their friends. Your break up meant something. That friendship you lost was a hard blow. I understand why you feel tired this semester. Sometimes
FIREDRILL
anyonewitheyescanseeit: mood
ammnontet: scullysgf: DANK ASS SPACE WEED this is why aliens aint contact us yet cause they high as fuck
starkked: Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
starkked:Tom Holland as Peter Parker/Spiderman in Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
aromes: omg
jabberwockypie: wadewilson-parker: All-New Wolverine (2015) #31 @deadcatwithaflamethrower Bun scale?
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