fries before guys (laurelgienah.tumblr.com)
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one-time-i-dreamt: supernini235: one-time-i-dreamt: alias-milamber: insomniac-arrest: tumblr: on languages The thai for “5″ is pronounced roughly “Ha”, and so where english internets would generally put “lol” or something, they put “555555555″.
lmaonade: mothercirce: lmaonade: no offense but i’m a cat i’m a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance Are you fucking serious? i would never lie
spoopy-story: kramergate: kramergate: do you ever have like a breakdown but your logical brain is still active just thinking “ok this is annoying can we wrap this up so we can go back to bottling these feelings and like going to work or whatever”
sift: by matekoss
half-sane & self-deprived
starsinursa: me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god
laceybruises: Casual rubbing and caressing while cuddling/napping is so good. Like yes I know I’m about to pass out while laying on your chest but feel free to grab my butt.
BULLIED
luxtides
coral: By Théo Gosselin
ranchelblah: sanctuarytrin: Rey: *putting on mascara* It’s too dangerous. I’m going alone. *blots lipstick*
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chomp-sound-effect: We’re killing our planet
TE-MPT
egberts: astrolopy: egberts: do you think that mosquitos dare their friends to bite somebody with bugspray on no, because mosquitos don’t have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways. oh im sorry i didnt know u were the worlds top
Nevermore
Pikachu Man
gosh: by Eva Merry
lobstronomousskeleton: whitmoreindustries: am I doing the meme right i hope this inspires a new one.
rai-r:@2in._kyung/instagram
stoneroses:where the fuck do people keep meeting each other? i’ve never met one person in my fucking life
simplicity
cartomaniac:If You Hate This I’ll Love You (Pt. 1)
beshertolockthedoor: niveaserrao: Parks and Rec gets real. Parks and Rec is always real.
tonyhawks-armenianwasteland: biprincepeach: brokenblackcatskulls: silverhawk: thinking about life & its twists and turns today……a lot for an armadillo to deal with but i’ll be okay…………. In case anyone was worried about this little
piglii: lordmeowdemort: imonlyadumpling: uncurdled: Aren’t allowed to show your wrists :/ Slut your girl out here dressed like this and your neighbor jebediah gets a look at her ankles, wygd?
Beautiful Disaster
fillingupthecityskies-deactivat:sniperscopes:
laeta-sci:ymeradonnadx-deactivated2021012:black-culture:He’s protesting the construction of the Thirty Meter Telescope (TMT) in Mauna Kea! Say the name of the location and who’s trying to set up the TMT!Jason Momoa says he can’t start shooting
cheesoisuncool:shower gel label: immerse your self in this new “Me Time” luxury fruity tooty. abandon all sense of identity and dissolve Your memories into this soothing chemical broth One billion melons are in this tube…
life
earthysuggestion:platonic soulmates are underrated yet so incredibly important
Where's the good in goodbye?
hotboyproblems: all of these have the same energy
feministism:
adirabennett: “my therapist says i can’t make the monsters disappear no matter how much i pay her. all she can do is bring them into the room, so i can get to know them, so i can learn their names, so i can see clearly their toothless mouths, their
funkynfat:
ruinedchildhood: what’s going on
not-a-space-alien: proofreading my own writing like wow. u sure do love those commas, buddy. what if u tried to cool it with all those commas, pal. all those run-ons, friend. why don’t you tone it down, my guy
dingdongyouarewrong:one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but i’ve been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it just sprite and she was
ruinedchildhood: “Barry B. Benson, a bee just graduated from college, is disillusioned at his lone career choice: making honey. On a special trip outside the hive, Barry’s life is saved by Vanessa, a florist in New York City. As their relationship
Hues
darkkkbeautyyy: resilientandall: Oop! There it is! Bloop!
ruffboijuliaburnsides: captmarble: billy porter did not absolutely pop off with that met gala look only for some of y'all to call harry styles the king of camp i- Okay look. LOOK. Harry looks pretty good for a straight boy. It’s classy and campy