fries before guys (laurelgienah.tumblr.com)
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gynelsy: the only person u should compare yourself to is your old self!!!!!
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blackberryshawty: prayforprada: russia-instagram: Russia tag yourself im the open toed-booties in the road slush I’m the fur coat. I’m also her center part.
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happypineappleapple: tami-taylors-hair: nuclearsweetheart: emeline-savage: thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind: *makes a phone call* *walks around in circles* Fun fact: your brain is trying to find the person you’re talking to because it hears them but
Books And Quotes
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smileknife: cakesoup: smileknife: your teeth are always wet this is something i didn’t need to be reminded of you chewing bones are moist and theres nothing you can do to stop it
Nevermore
- ̗̀luna ̖́-
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When people give Elsa crap for being "too sexy" for Disney
voidfished: wizardshark: sandvendor100: gaymacs: sandvendor100: Happiness Will Come To You. when tho When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
bi and ready to cry
myspacejam: Get Your Retro VHS Lamps on SALE!(VHS LAMP LINK) FLASH SALE! 50% OFFThe colours really pop and glow brightly. (the photos don’t do it justice)
Alex
stability: this tweet knocked me onto a different plane of existence
shantell-nicole: Mood everyday.
coolhandofagirl: security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.
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witchomo: she pulled out receipts in that last tweet damn
greelin: sorry to be corny but grocery shopping IS absolutely a form of intimacy like.. i’ve never felt more loved & in love in my life when i’m shopping with someone (my girlfriend) and i don’t even mention what i need yet but she’s already
challahchic: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: i have 15 years’ worth of outstanding library fines in three separate cities and it’s my hope that eventually a bounty hunter librarian will come to collect and we’ll get in a
djpaulyd: ieroxway: i think everybody’s biggest regret is being like 5 when emo was popular Nothing ever made me feel old like this post just did
unfollowfriday: unfollowfriday: this is the funniest image i have ever seen why are his legs completely hairless, why are they so thick? are they bloated? also ariana could never sit so elegantly on a seat like that i cant stop thinking about these
cwote: i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed: vethox: I’m constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go and get it.” “if it’s meant to be, it will be” - friendships, relationships, people in general coming
pterodactuality: i love giant squid documentaries bc they’re always like “it’s just so big but we just… can’t fuckign f ind it??? ? where is this fucking squid? ? ? ?? ???”
misangremellama: wraparoundcurl: clarknokent: localstarboy: #GetTinaThick2017 I’m convinced he a nature demigod or be using pheromones He started a foundation to help end hunger. It’s called Everybody Eats. From the Mission page on the site:
sridevi: my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed* me:
just-shower-thoughts: Want to feel old? Wall-E came out 10 years ago. A bugs life came out 20 years ago.
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baawri: Every Sexist Commercial You’ve Ever Seen [x]
melonmemes: Me_irl
good vibes
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sufjanstevenscoverofhotlinebling: goodposter: sufjanstevenscoverofhotlinebling: The best video ever posted on the internet is the scene from american psycho where they’re comparing business cards but someone edited it so they’re comparing like
queerandpresentdanger: I like how people act like you can’t be racist and sleep with a person of color as if misogynists don’t sleep with women all the time
Instagram: itsagifnotagif
noo, mi torta
cheeky-honey:
zanetheaiden: u readin this? u a princess. i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein
sireniae: squidong: lesbiandaydream: me, a femme, tacking a rose and a sports bar gift card onto a fishing line and casting it out into a lesbian bar: find me a butch girlfriend me, a butch, tacking a rose and a sephora gift card onto a fishing line
sunnyddlgblog: mr-prism: atomskdluffy: laterovaries: artxauroraxart: celestialheartmage: officialkeikoandgilly: best-of-memes: Rich people showers reblogging for that gif i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself Not gonna not reblog
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yellowjuice: tijopi11: Why are people having so much issue with the article, I agreed with it? The title isn’t the most eloquent thing ever but the article wasn’t encouraging cheating, where you go behind your partners back, but instead looking at
mjalti: Them: why are you competing in our cooking show today? Me: the government banned gladiator matches yet I yearn for glory in the arena
foxy-mulder: Hand kissing is sacred, high romance and I think we need to revive it
officialunitedstates: hetaliagirl104: officialunitedstates: things I know about brazil: jungle jesus statue The Jesus is statue is in Rio, you uneducated swine
lonniiii: whoever i end up marrying is going to be lucky af cause i got so much love to give
rad
shadio: she gets it
methfall: 2-shane-s: Date someone who will date you Need me a freak like that
me as a pilot