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pla-a-nt: disasterbisexual: if you’re ever scared you’re not a good person, remember that bad people don’t care about being better This is actually very important, so I’m gonna hit that reblog button again
mentallyillfuck: Am I cute? No. But do I have a nice personality? Also no
bloodbending: me: hey can i listen to an audio post? tumblr: no and fuck you
merakimade: Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely love sleeping alone in my bed and being able to completely sprawl out. But there’s something about being woken up in the middle of the night to your person scooting over and grabbing you closer. Even when
ugly:someone: are you okay?me: :)someone: is that a yes?me: :)
notchicken: Kids are interesting. I’m babysitting a 9 year old boy right now who’s homework is to write a fictional story and he wrote about how in millions of years the sun will expand killing everything and one man fell asleep at the beach and missed
purplebuddhaproject: “I don’t forgive people because I’m weak, I forgive them because I am strong enough to know people make mistakes.” — Marilyn Monroe (via purplebuddhaquotes)
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atomic-crusader: dapper-robot: hemny: satan-is-a-heterophobe: mcqueen mcqueen mcqueen LEARN MORE
staywokejusticeequality: gahdamnpunk: Always breaks my heart reading about things like this. We must remember her name Clara B. Williams
acoolguy:me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*
official-morrissey: gavinsnose: suffering-tm: are you a “sleeping and taking naps all the time” mentally ill person or a “i toss and turn all night and stare at the ceiling” person Ha ha jokes on you I’m both depression nap in the streets,
thegothicalice: like, a god of death or whatever, standing on my lawn: you’re about to experience the wrath of a god me, who was watering my plants and turned at the sound of voice, thereby accidentally spraying them w/ the hose: oh, wow, i’m so sorry
black-geek-supremacy:☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿
onyasideburnss: Me
thesegoddamnpancakes: wheretheeternalare: Why do people still say “this doesn’t fit my blog theme but I had to reblog anyway”? It’s almost 2018. Who gives a fuck. Who even has a coherent blog anymore Reblog if you’ve never had a coherent blog
soih: kaijuno: HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39 HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is
Welcome Friends
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tsundereforcoffee: adhdalistair: adhdalistair: every anti-milk post on this website only fuels my milk-drinking ways and makes me stronger. im drinking milk right now hey guys… interesting news turns out daily intestional cramping isn’t normal a
ammit420: mamitachvla: ammit420: mamitachvla: Stop…fetishizing….huge age…gaps They’re super toxic and…creepy..and…PREDATOR LIKE !!!! fuck you got against wideset teeth yo What i aint read this right my bad
pavel-burrrreeeeee: sassysaidie: someone caption this Winged eyeliner
partybarackisinthehousetonight: i finally found the best youtube comment
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thelibrarina: squeeful: zarekthelordofthefries: acceptableduraz: zarekthelordofthefries: Not to critique evolution, but I would think orange and black stripes wouldn’t be as good for camouflage in a forest as, say, green and black would. It turns
klleyoharas: harold, they’re lesbians people are gay, steven i’m a lesbian, carl don’t be a transphobe, chad we support the gays, david i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay
saladsaladnovski: uniondead: saladsaladnovski: saladsaladnovski: if you take the muffler off your car or motorcycle… just… fuck you great way to scream out to the world “i am annoying!!! i’m really annoying and i don’t care about other
kerryrenaissance: paper-storm: paper-storm: Some of my favourite responses to this monumentally stupid headline: Bonus because this one made me laugh actually out loud Millennials are supposed to take over the work force.
shakysmiles: frida kahlo
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alone-intheshadows: I HAVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIFSET #that meat lady was the real national treasure
just-shower-thoughts: Our dads wear cheap lame clothes so they can afford to buy us expensive cool clothes
voicelikemine:do you miss me ? / voicelikemine
Just Breathe
alicebarnousky: Everything you need in one spot
libertarirynn: jameshoppy: Oh…i never got this until now. I legitimately don’t know if it’s because they’re gay or because they’re ugly or because they’re supposed to be having sex all the time because it’s their honeymoon or because they’re
catsuggest: catsuggest: catsuggest: catsuggest: humaine awake me with sneeze (rude) solutione: loaf upon the humaine chest if humaine cannot breathe, humaine cannot sneeze emergeoncy, plan backfired in way im could not possibly have predicted
mormondad: if you see a plus sign next to my url when someone reblogged something from me click on it and you will become a millionaire trust me this is not a scam
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