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swarnpert: person: liberals are fucking stupid me: [sweats nervously] person: their passive and individualistic mindsets keep us from violently organizing against the ruling class me: oh thank god
Thatguybrian
dankmemeuniversity:
FIREDRILL
thelnfinitywar: lord-kitschener: I just saw some article about how leg makeup is a summer beauty essential, and that’s how I know we’re in hell! Ladies, it’s your duty to #empower yourself by covering your entire fucking body in a sarcophagus made
graysonjdick: fireprooftony: gayingupspace: tipsy-tripsee: osterfields: y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting
gywozeppewi: im curious to hear how ppl view these colors, so can u tell me which color u think they look more like? yellow or green? blue or purple? yellow or orange? pink or purple? blue or green?
driving-in-the-sampala:penceyprepofficial: when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to
p0tbarbie: p0tbarbie: showerheadperc: p0tbarbie: Men think it’s ruder for a woman to say “don’t interrupt me” than it is for them to interrupt her in the first place id probably call that ruder. Jus cause I interrupt someone don’t mean
killowave-the-2nd:
bowieisboobootthefool:
notlostonanadventure: oswalddcobblepot: I stan a queen. 💜 When you use your fame powers for good
witchaj: cumbler-tumbler: belleandwhistle: nibsthefitmermaid: antiracistfeministanarchy: neveria: kiwianaroha: She took up acting because the malnutrition she suffered under the nazis permanently damaged her health and prevented her from pursuing
madhattey: humans-are-space-orcs: el-es35: No limit..✌ One alien to another: “special affects? Photo shop?” The other: “Must be” A human: “nope” ….. ….. O-O….
alienpapacy: me: *has a puny human emotion* blue whale: you are like a little baby. feel this blue whale: *telepathically shares it’s emotions with me and I fucking explode*
petcareawareness: deluxetrashqueen: Someone: “I want a cat/rabbit/other animal that will be super openly affectionate, go for walks, play fetch, not mind being handled rough, never be shy, and also I don’t want it to claw me or the furniture(so I’ll
wannabe-undead-knight: horror-husbands: Liking fictional killers who aren’t real and never actually harmed anyone: Liking real life killers who murdered innocent people: Being interested in serial killer psychology, wanting to understand their
havocs: flametype: lesbianshadowcat: flametype: lesbianshadowcat: flametype: some of you have never spent 100 years frozen in an iceberg while the world you were responsible for protecting fell to war and it shows some of you have never been
doctorpsycho1960: I read the Uniform Code of Military Justice when I was in the Navy. It not only allows service members to refuse an unlawful order – it requires us to. Obeying an unlawful order is a crime under UCMJ, and no, “I was only following
ruinedchildhood: [Retweet]
techcat-mod: chocobbunnii: la-ragazza-inglese: ilovepeppers: Where to begin with all this Sometimes I purposely have headphones in with no actual music to stop people from trying to talk to me. Enraging. What incel wrote this article. This is
fullmetalfisting: fart-poop-daily: fullmetalfisting: Fuck society fuck capitalism I’m gonna go full feral and live in the woods Ppl on tumbler LOVE talking about how they want to “go feral” and “live in the woods” and let me say first hand
stimman4000: .
just-shower-thoughts: Supermodels in the 80s and 90s grew up with Barbie dolls, and ended up looking like them. Instagram models in the 2010s grew up with Bratz dolls, and ended up looking like them.
themoonandantartica: ……salsa
favoritefightingfrenchgoth: mautlin: pylertalma: schmendrick-lamar: frogboy: positively-lgbtq: joey-wheeler-official: asexualgeorgecostanza:
unclefather: It’s called “innovation” look it up
Hells Playground
just-shower-thoughts: The saying “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” literally is how the human immune system works.
Hues
just-shower-thoughts: Typing in a bunch of your “go-to” passwords when you forgot which one is the is right for sign in is the modern equivalent of a key ring with a bunch of keys on it .
official-transsexual: toothy-merpagan: skankosaurus-uwu: official-transsexual: my hand slipped Are you actually comparing Transmedicalists with anti vaxxers? Get your head out of your own ass to get some air. You are spewing nonsense. Truscum
preach: Source
son-of-drogo: roane72: theroswellaliens: I AM NO ONE’S MOM, AND I AM MAD AT HIM. Apparently not getting frostbite on your kneecaps is gay.
starsholland: I’m obsessed with these pictures of the Indianapolis Colts Cheerleaders wearing their real world professional work attire as their cheer uniforms
rowdyhooliganism: soulsearcher33: bi-any-chance: gingersofficial: Holy fuck I didn’t ask to be a sobbing mess but here we are I guess @clonesome @rowdyhooliganism @mauriel676 @happily-morgan
anunexpectedfanboy: worldsworstfather: worldsworstfather: worldsworstfather: sometimes i just lose my fucking mind and afterwards i’m like “what the fuck is wrong with me…why am i Like This™” and the answer is always the moon me: *goes
傷心男孩俱樂部
good vibes
unclefather: my friend: i’m so ugly and so not funny or lovableme:
Idk What My Blog Type Is Either
ghostsfacer: ghostsfacer: what if people got a new name every birthday what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh “I had my first kiss when I was Greg” this wasn’t supposed to get notes
lgbtq–stuff:
meowsapow: aidashakur: Same energy
awfullypunny: what a nutty joke
actionables: look at this picture when you see it, you cannot unsee it it’s a woman PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT A WOMAN it took me 5 minutes to find her I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT
cyberlink420: jwblogofrandomness: officialloislane: kyleraynxr: marsincharge: angel-baez: What the fuck I cannot believe…. y'all are messing with the nature of things!!! Donald Duck with a normal voice will always feel unnatural and wrong.
beyoncescock: buckydameron: Andy Samberg Shares His Rejected Golden Globes Jokes. I love him so much
richard-maddens: y’all: the men haven’t even made an effort, may as well have just gone to rent a tux the black men: i beg u excuse me
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It's Kinda Fun To Do The Impossible
thirst: +
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: bitbats: bugsoftbinbows: watersport5: … ugly little man DO NOT CALL HIM UGLY BABY BOYgood and cute
barillapasta: bonepoem: pinkisbitter: pinkisbitter: Jeff Goldblum as the Grandmaster in Thor Ragnarok and Ted Danson as Michael in the Good Place have the same energy they’re friends Bold of you to assume they’re not ex-lovers Bold of you to
ace-nyctophyle: no
colemister20:So freaking adorable
typecozey: January is the free trial month for 2019 so anything messy that happens during this month dont count
o-h-hello:x
you must find balance zuko
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