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writingitdown: i can’t shake the feeling that i’ll always either be too much or not enough. too much to handle, but never enough to satisfy.
dancinginthesetrees: nicollekidman: natalie portman radiates such a terrifying energy i can’t describe it….. it’s not exactly evil but it’s not warm either…. i feel like she could unhinge her jaw and drag me into the ocean like a kraken but
celinehoe: attitude towards boys: disappointed but not surprised
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pretty AND petty
mjalti: mjalti: I hate giving ppl my phone number cuz then they’ll be calling and texting me like … this is my safe space … show some respect a voicemail bitch a voicemail? are we married?
gwynndolin: gwynndolin: kiss your fucking gf’s tummy you Bastards ill fucking know if you don’t . don’t test me
lesbiantheoryofvalue: fartgallery: starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”? everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously] barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that
late2totheparty: Old folks be up at 5:30am fully dressed & groomed……… To go sit on the porch.
ugly:me: please don’t panic and overanalyze things againbrain: how bout i do a n y w a y
fakkyu: it’s sad how people who are so kind and lovely hate themselves
kingkiba: BOY could I go for some affection rn or maybe death
defilerwyrm: unicornempire: iguanamouth: I. Love this. Love it. Oh my god yes. This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website
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coolthingoftheday: “Who gives a shit about your genitals you have a fucking dragon.”
Hues
In your head.
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naturaekos: “It’s so difficult to describe depression to someone who’s never been there, because it’s not sadness. I know sadness. Sadness is to cry and to feel. But it’s that cold absence of feeling— that really hollowed-out feeling.”
purplebuddhaquotes: ““Finding your passion isn’t just about careers and money. It’s about finding your authentic self. The one you’ve buried beneath other people’s needs.”” — Kristin Hannah
FIREDRILL
just-shower-thoughts: One of the scariest experiences you can have playing sports is losing a ball in the sunlight and knowing it’s coming down somewhere in the vicinity of your face.
bby
firedrill:some door-to-door scammer when my parents aren’t home: are you 18?me, turning 24 in two weeks: no sorry
doujinshi: *covers mouth and nose in selfie* ah yes now i’m beautiful
hello world
My 3 moods
equilibrium
Instagram: itsagifnotagif
Welcome Friends
purplebuddhaquotes: ““There are different ways of loving, aren’t there?”” — Patrick White
gokuma: rasec-wizzlbang: thetallesthobbit: mirthandir: king-of-meme: If brains are biological computers, why don’t we lag? You can’t tell me you’ve never walked into a room and forgotten why you’re there or lost a train of thought for a few
blupoop: abt me: glowing, eating peaches drinking wine in lingerie, not texting ur desperate ass back
shootmeadub: any time u like a boy juss know u played yourself always keep that stored in ya mind for later
purplebuddhaproject: “I have finally learned that I must remain silent as much as possible. I must always keep my thoughts to myself.” — Sadegh Hedayat (via purplebuddhaquotes)
simplicity
okaywork: me: i should get in the shower *2 hours later someone else starts the shower* me: o hmy god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there
onbestaand: Ok so today I was on the bus with another trans guy and we were talking about how hard it is to get testosterone. The waiting lists, the price, all the doctors you have to go to, that kind of stuff. Except, we were calling it ’T’, like
ogcarl: zwamboobs: small titties, big titties, no titties if you like her you’ll like her titties. Same with her ass
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hileona: sluttyoliveoil: date a girl who eats books eat a girl who dates books
amelia-rayshen: So I don’t get texts of “good morning beautiful” but I do have a friend who spams me snapchats of her dog to wake up to, so who’s the real winner here
firedrill:some tiny-titted binch: don’t wear bras let your titties live!!!!! i never wear bras!!!!!!!!!me, a godless titty goblin, made of 90% titty: i haven’t taken this bra off for forty years
Idk What My Blog Type Is Either
oblomovite: i’m very tired, forgot what clickhole was, and forgot that i had a wordfilter on that replaces every instance of the name “donald trump” with “scrooge mcduck” so needless to say i thought i was having a stroke
dailytweets: IS NO ONE PAYING ATTENTION TO THE FACT THAT THE FLOOF IS WINKING. WINKING. HE IS AN ANGEL. [x]
lagonegirl: white people using their privilege to educate, a concept!
imposer: via weheartit
lesbianeroticthriller: blackblocberniebros: class-struggle-anarchism: meme over folks Humor has gotten so abstract at this point that at first I thought this was an actual meme made by like, internet jokesters, not a literal paid advertisement. I
unfuck-it: foarallthingsbpd: When you’re in the middle of sobbing and you start dissociating so you’re like “okay I’m done now” and turn into an emotionless zombie lmfaoo me
stevenfresco: sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight
wizdomly: Before you grow up, you must fall in love three times. Once, you must fall in love with your bestfriend, ruining your friendship forever. This will teach you who your true friends are, and the fine line between friendship and more. Once, you