fries before guys (laurelgienah.tumblr.com)
submit your pics
synqra: https://www.instagram.com/p/BWY5gQjH1ef/
just-shower-thoughts: I wish I could tell my internet ads that I bought a new mattress a week ago and they can stop trying to sell me a new one.
BBQ
mr-reblogbutton: why did we ever stop the flower crown edit trend? it was so pure? why does cringe-culture ruin everything fun? there is literally nothing bad about putting flower crowns on photos of people, they’re just flowers
falcnpunch: R E T U R N T O T H E D E P T H S
rad
synqra:https://www.instagram.com/p/BWFcyj-BRSD/
sassysinglelady: What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way
moonlandingwasfaked: c9h13nczstyj: благословенный
weakenedupdate: the first rule of Internet argument is to make sure your profile description isn’t so embarrassing that it can immediately be used against you.
coolselfie: coolselfie: it’s 2014 and I still can’t add pictures to posts on mobile it’s 2017 and I still can’t add pictures to posts on mobile
arabellesicardi: things worthy of investment: leather jackets, good lingerie, perfume, foundation, your dreams
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asian: You wake up from an one night stand with Sharon that you met from tinder. She’s classy and amazing, and said that she was going to make you breakfast. You get dressed and walk out to the dining table, and Jonah hill is sitting there with a cup
I Dont Know What Im Doing
avocado–toast:I think the most Gemini thing my dad has ever done is one year he threw himself a reverse surprise party for the sheer drama of it. What is a reverse surprise party? you may ask, well let me tell you. So he invites over all his friends
ameliastardust: I’ve never seen a sign with SO LITTLE CHILL BEFORE
hello world
FIREDRILL
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drankinwatahmelin: Drag ha Margaret!
half-sane & self-deprived
just-shower-thoughts: Why do we put round pizza in square boxes then consume it in triangles?
Vintage Loser
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note-a-bear: cyrilslady: buzzfeedrewind: Things You Forgot You Used To Do I mean I certainly remember getting yelled at for not going back to turn off the computer once it was finally done shutting down. Why you gotta hurt me like this
thebestoftumbling: Scottish Twitter dump
usbdongle: please be gentle to your pets, they trust you so much and believe that whatever youre doing for them is the best thing. they trust you to be kind and benevolent. small critter or otherwise, you have the trust of this animal, and i implore
Instagram: itsagifnotagif
fonzworthcutlass: hashtagdion: he is becoming self aware “why must I be like that? why must I chase the cat?”
msg me ily for followback!
justjames: I am the best at relationship advice even though I have only been in one short term relationship
chillxmami:my mindset is changing and i just don’t want to be around certain things or people anymore
just-shower-thoughts: Genies always say you can’t wish for unlimited wishes but what if you just wish for unlimited genies
just-shower-thoughts: Who picks up a seeing eye dogs shit?
ciggers: i don’t understand how people get so attractive like wtf take a break it’s annoying
suspend: *doesnt understand a post* *looks at notes and tries to find comments*
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beyoncescock: I’m having mixed feelings because I understood this but it made me realize how old I am now
candiikismet:Dear God in heaven
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oshuns:Again it disturbs me that people in their early twenties are ashamed of being virgins as though it should be normal and expected for middle schoolers and high schoolers to be fucking lile crazy particularly when those are the most vulnerable amd
TE-MPT
pietriarchy:good thing tumblr isnt on the level of other social media websites because I cant imagine a future employer diving into this hellhole after receiving my resume
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fartgallery: a game show where a toddler has to choose between a cheque for a million dollars or a small basket filled with Ű.14 worth of dollar store toys and in the corner of the tv you can see their parents in a locked sound proof room watching from
stanleykubricky: me when i’m in a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation:
pgsms:me @ people who make long informative posts: i appreciate how knowledagable you are but i cant read that
westborofaptist: mark went in and took no hostages
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