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drakebigshep: Door FillerYeah I know, I’m a bit on the hefty side but hey, filling your entire home is still a mood™ right? One of my personal favs from 2020Posted using PostyBirb
slippnslide:sunlitmcgee:apollos-boyfriend:tumblr users: hey we don’t want twitter users migrating here :/tumblr: don’t worry i got you *fuckign crashes*it took 25 seconds for this to load so i could reblog. the website is having a volatile
cryptotheism:Oh fuck dude, you smoked that weed? That’s the forever weed. The weed that makes you high forever. Hope you’re having a good time because it’s permanent. Also I hope it’s okay, but I just invited 100 people over, and
One good thing about covid/masking/early votingNow you can put your “I Voted” sticker on the mask you wear in public to be an advertisement for the democratic process during election season
broaderstrokes:Did you know that if you go to a polling place to vote tomorrow, or if you take a mail-in ballot to a drop box, you can ALSO stop for donuts while you’re out?Better make time to get out and vote. 🍩
c-ptsdrecovery:educatedsavage:probablyasocialecologist:sisyphereantask:sustainableseparatists:rumade:I’d divorce him too lmaoIt’s never JUST about the tomatoes.Basically!Throughout the day, partners would make requests for connection, what Gottman
powerfulwizardblog: goly shit! Gnomes abound! Hell on Earth and EVerywhere! holy fuckk! i messed up my new big spell and now all of over there is called ‘france’ or something
orjizzy:orjizzy:had the worst toast-buttering experience today@theindomitablerioghan artist rendition
palmer:segamascot:palmer:segamascot:not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji todaywell I am so 💯🔥💯🔥🧯💨0️⃣🌫0️⃣🌫
wilwheaton:President and COO of MMA, a marketing trade association, explains to Elon why advertisers are leaving and it’s NOT activist pressure.Oh, and then this happened:
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nyamafriend:nothing weve posted are even firecrackers compared to this fucking atomic bomb of a post
lesbianredpanda:
cipheramnesia:racethewind10:gaisytheninth:I refuse to seek out Ryan Reynolds’ Tumblr account. If it has any value it will find it’s way into my dash naturally. This is how the Tumblr ecosystem is meant to work.he can submit his takes to the
honor-among-thieves:justlgbtthings:penis-enlargement-pills03:sidhewrites:Y’all ever get fatigue so bad that you’re laying down and it feels like you need to lay down MORE? Advanced laying. Somehow. Do you mean sleeping?no like laying down but. more.
lookforanewangle:andybeckerman:Gritty’s gotten real weird, and I kind of love it. (via @to-a-merrier-world )
fishgirlautism:wizardmons-moved:fishgirlautism:wizardmons-moved:fishgirlautism:pull up his shirt play with hisyou get it sidsid where did you get this
megafreeman:Twitter doesn’t plan to do anything about impersonators that pay Ű to pretend they’re a celebrity. People are already doing itThere’s even an equivalent of John Green cock monologue
rhythmlessgay:It only lasted 15 minutes, but this is the funniest shit ever.
drakebigshep:So my usual platform may be going to shit so now I’m gonna post stuff here just in case.
♡ I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie ♡
partyjockers:Reblog this post to illegally download the person you reblogged this from
eggcup: itwashotwestayedinthewater: eggcup: itwashotwestayedinthewater: eggcup: hey i have hiccups can someone scare me HOO! thanks it worked ……you can go now
quietsphere:viking-archer-official: gaynidai: character customization screens are like “you can alter your character’s body type!” and then it looks like this video game companies be like “we offer a diverse array of skin tones for a wide array
parfavar:I mean 👀
beckaaay: lordkevington: orwellsunderpants: jdillustratesnonsense: gallusrostromegalus: For those of you that are wondering, please have one of the fiest pieces of radio comedy ever: the first time i watched this i laughed so hard i nearly puked
tonysopranobignaturals:
grimeclown:grimeclown:killing rom the vacuous spider and realizing that you still gotta fight more elder gods in order to end the nightmare Had to be there i guess
yugiohz:
jelliebeanbitch:kaijuno:I’M
hrina:ryebreadgf:lesbians
guckygarnes:kangals:trying to explain what daylight savings time is but they just keep staring at me like I’m a fucking idiot who can’t read a clock. IM NOT WRONG YOU ARE.hi
swagforbirds:swagforbirds:stop calling me “my fragile little flower” or “my beautiful delicate pet” im literally going for a glass cannon build. i can one shot most adults no . wait . come back im sorry. im your fragile little
digital-magus:qillermeme:FINALLLY! I’ve been looking for a way to say this for ages, THANK YOU!
c3rvida3:c3rvida3:c3rvida3:c3rvida3:If your morbid curiosity about what the human mind is capable of were genuinely so insatiable, you would be spending more of your time pirating Syfy original movies about big spiders. True crime losers don’t even
nikniknikin:xanderwithanx: gay-irl: trans_irl The DREAM I distinctly remember the first time my dad called me my right name. I was sixteen, I’d gotten my driver’s license not too long ago, and now that I was driving, my dad gave me a credit card
silvermoon424:This is so fucking funny, apparently “war bad” is liberal propaganda now??? Yes, war IS bad you fucking dipshit.All Quiet on the Western Front (the original book) was written by a German WWI veteran who was determined to show just how
memewhore:
inthefallofasparrow:Ditto:
siderealsandman:hyper-nico:grasslandbutch:92percentloki:grasslandbutch:grasslandbutch:fandom hcs are like:-shy anxious person is ace-badass but nice girl is bi-mean bitch is a lesbian-bubbly extrovert girl is pan-all men are gay (unless they’re
straycatj:皆しゃん こふの はろうぃんまじっくの おじかんでちHey hey everyone, it’s Kofu’s Halloween Magic time!じゃあ…かぼちゃさんにのるでち?Ok…Kofu am going to sit on the pumpkin…3.2.1…Jせんせが出てきたでちー!せいこうでち!Wow!
cromerholt:cromerholt:cromerholt:this fucken pic is seriously ruining my life i can not leave work anymore without telling my coworkers ‘im SUCH a girl who leaves in an hour’what the…
georgebbwbush: someone on Twitter said this guy looks like he’s gonna send the judge to jail lmao
feralgodmothers:Can we talk about when filmmakers make the creative choice to cast the same actor to play a character’s dad as well as the villain? Jonathan Hyde in Jumamji and Jason Isaacs in Peter Pan (2003)I just feel like there’s a Freudian
williamfbuckley:sorry professional comedians but nothing will ever be as funny as this intersection in my hometown
unexpected-readings-of-poetry:commodorecliche:the-gay-lady-of-ravenclaw-tower:notcorrectwitcher: lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers: Sometimes people are just soooo close to getting it. Check out accidentally left wing on twitter it’s gold same energy
fluffmugger:kurganfilledwithbearbones:#i just looked and i don’t think this post gives you the full picture #santigold96 has written 357 works of asoiaf fanfiction in chinuk wawa #the devil works hard but santigold96 works harder
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depsidase:
favoritelatina:Lack of empathy is probably the biggest turn off
positivelycarey:badjokesbyjeff:Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship“It’s a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind,” says ground control officer and cuts off all communications. Jeff this is not a bad joke
commradequestions:neurodiversenerd:tearlessrain:listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survivalon it bossJust had that locked and loaded huh?
the gender norms are beating his ass
eggman-is-fat-mkay:catgirl-kaiju:ellielol:u don’t like kitty and puppy? 🐈 meow? 🐕 bark?Beyond parody that conservatives see a study saying “perhaps we should provide animal companionship to college kids?” and immediately respond
theworsethingsgettheharderifight:eastsidecosmic:toothymcghee: its-enough-believe-me: 🔥 A family of cheetah brothers attempting to cross a flooded river infested with crocodiles in the Maasai Mara Nature Reserve in Kenya. They all made it across without
homeworkforpigeons:corporationkills:“you have mental illness” actually i don’t, those are just unfortunate side effects from using the powers from my amulet to often. such power deranges a man.
tymorrowland:elongated muskrat is such a ugly motherfucker i wish i could stop being forced to look at him
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