That guy, from FF (0nigum0.tumblr.com)
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grimeclown:diasporaslippage:Nobody wants to acknowledge this ESPECIALLY on the left but unfortunately we’ve got to face the facts. Big strawberry
card-of-the-day:Today’s Card Is: Advice From Fae
unclefather:
iwilleatyourenglish:iwilleatyourenglish:he had a dream that five strangers silently entered his home and gently helped him pull on a pair of high waisted jeans, which caused him to wake up with a feeling of “indescribable dread”
the-bluebonnet-bandit:the-bluebonnet-bandit:halfhardtorock:reblogging to normalize. because we really should be uplifting sex workers as bread winners. Also because they should be able to show their face in public without fear of repercussions??? (cough
maplecaster:yrwys:how i see this post
krudman:shadybacon: marcherarrant: I was exploring in the catacombs and found a ladder going up. I climbed it and found a square door. I pushed open the door and found myself inside a university lecture room at 3 in the morning. And you chose to censor
karethdreams: agentumbls: an-gremlin: humoristics: The thing with statistics - via Numbers don’t lie but people can sure as fuck pick and choose the numbers they give you and phrase things to make them sound like they mean things they don’t learn
ibetteracethatinterview:Anne Hathaway & Lil Nas X // Versace FW23
shiverandqueeef:shiverandqueeef:shiverandqueeef:an important update:
lilybee-feedee:Some of you are a little too bold in the inbox 👀
qwertyu858:self-winding:kitsnicket:kitsnicket:Really fucking weird how the internet has made it a thing to make others feel bad for having a good relationship with their parents. Y’all need therapy and I mean that genuinely A random person on social
excuse-me-im-sorry:friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:hunterbiden:sorry i am on cindy’s sideme tooYou’re laughing, Cindy was just possessed by his grandmother and you’re laughing
grumfield:My dad was raised buddhist and when I watched bill and Ted with him he was like “these guys are unironically the most enlightened people on the planet. They are leaving Samsara for sure” and that man has never been more right about anything
nightapproaches:me when I fucking BAP you
Spej
coastgods:
lostinhistory:
chubunited:And now for something significantly, uh, larger
chubunited:asking my friends for art ideas is always fun
the-home-kvetch: commie-cosmo: trickstertime: tenebristpunk: wow i wonder if that 300 year gap could be explained by any outside factors…….whoa! for some reason it lines up with the timeline of britain’s invasion and subsequent colonization of
stevita:kb-amnewt:girlwhowantsyoufatter:kb-amnewt:untitledinstinct:thefoodballoon:alicelovesfatties:Im july….god damn id probably be 20 pounds heavier by the end of the month….I’m Burger King so I’d probably die of food poisoning
radiofreederry:
fucktoyfelix:no u cannot leave this hidden in the tags oh my LORD
dogmotif:not everyone that loves horror is fucked in the head and you shouldnt assume they are!! i of course am but not everyone is
vampire-cathedral:taxidermychrist:the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(
sleepybrowneyes: seifukucat: googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”
maddestmewmew:maddestmewmew:how is it mario day and no one posted the essay
vykodlak:vykodlak:watching a national dog show vid. this beast has the saddest most glistening eyes I’ve ever seenThis is a gnome
bumbledeefumble:Occasionally, I get bitten by the art bug and go thru this phase where I give a somewhat paleoart redesign to my favorite 90s two-player fighting game that i sucked at and never played. Here’s my favorite character!
bumbledeefumble:Robotnik is inside of all of us
guerrillatech:
emperorevan:Boy oh boy I sure am in the mood to recieve an extra ũ,000
Giant FFA 🖤
buttshapedpillow:buttshapedpillow:likes charge reblogs cast speak for yourself i hope he fucking dies painfully and burns in hell 🥰🥰🥰 love and light <3
bellybuttonblue2:
kingofthehilltoday:flattestassbracket:SEMIFINALS ROUND 2HANK HILL VS. HARROWHARK NONAGESIMUSWHOS FLATTERHANK HILLHARROWHARK NONAGESUMUSSee ResultsWHY IS OUR BOY LOSING GET IN THERE AND VOTE FOR MR. DIMINISHED GLUTEAL SYNDROME HIMSELF!!! VOTE HANK!!!
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stevita:beesmygod:official-mugi-two:Rare American Wamericans, i truly believe we can get 100%Hey I mean if fat admiration can get us to world peace I’m here for it
giantffa:Hi yes i’d like one FAT TROPHY HUSBAND pls.
fallout-lou-begas:thesmilesessions:can’t stop reading this over and over happy international women’s day
gorbling:gorbling:Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like “posts that a gnome would make” or like “are you a phone”
thatqueerchoirkid:bubblecarr:domithekingoffools:imaveryevilgirl:I… I just opened tumblr… got bored of it… closed tumblr… and then opened it again immediately….The fridgeThe fridgeThe fridge
noellelostgirl:hey so maia arson crimew has leaked emails between right-wing politicians, anti-trans advocates and conservative legal groups all from 2019-2021. i haven’t gone through them all yet but it confirms what trans people have been saying:
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:lakevida:lakevida:my cat is meowing thru the window at the middle aged men working on the roof rn and they’re meowing back at hershe’s obsessed w these guys i should have put her through trade schoolSHE IS CATCALLING
verytinybun:podgybabe:Please stop sending me multiple messages if I do not respond to you. And please please please don’t get nasty if I don’t reply to you. It’s in my pinned post. I like to give my full attention when I’m talking with someone,
noirandchocolate:espanolbot2:Again, read Pratchett instead. In addition to Snuff, which involves the murder and enslavement of goblins being taken seriously as evil, Pratchett wrote Unseen Academicals, in which one of the main characters is of a fantasy
oniongarlic:Could go for some pleasures of the flesh right now tbh, shoutout to pleasures of the flesh
the gender norms are beating his ass
habeascorpseus:empressofdancingstars:vacuously-true:funnytwittertweets:Fieri
mostly-funnytwittertweets:
rainbowkarolina:rainbowkarolina:my professor said my assignment was “late” because it was due on friday………like phil my dude last time I checked the concept of time is dead and days don’t exist anymoreCOME THRU PHIL!!!!
weaver-z:weaver-z:weaver-z:Four extremely heterosexual-looking men are walking around in the LGBT section of my local coffee shop/book store. Much to watch.One of them picked up Dykes to Watch Out For and said “Woah! Lesbians…” out
spindash:CAME OUT OF MY DADS PRINTER AT WORK TODAY……….
gnarleymarley: profeministbro: w-for-wumbo: niggas-: playerprophet: ohneooo: beast-of-joy: “The concept is simple. Take a blank sheet with nothing but the basic outline of a pinup girl and illustrate a unique scene around her.” holy FUCK.
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:you are powerless to stop him
misty-quigley:SCREAM (1996) + trivia
ms-demeanor:ms-demeanor:ms-demeanor:I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’ve probably got vegetables in your fridge that are starting to go a little off so you should probably plan on making a frittata or a pot of soup in the next couple
squishingmytum: squishingmytum: Just lemme have an s/o with a big tummy that will let me jiggle, kiss and squish it Always This was from 5 years ago but I have them now
