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ragingcitrustree:There’s a nasty winter storm that’s going to hit most of the central regions of the US tomorrow (21 December 2022), especially tomorrow night. Please check your local forecasts if you live anywhere west of the rocky mountains, even
its-not-a-pen:friendly reminder that your local library has a wide range of FREE ebooks and audiobooks and a mobile app that lets you download and take them anywhere
frankly-ludicrous:aphony-cree: nightmare-your-worst: quill-of-thoth: leoismybookcrush: tilthat: TIL that Billy Crystal’s character, Miracle Max, in the Princess Bride was so funny that it nearly stopped the production of the movie. One actor bruised
holorifle:saying “hm. must be the curse” every time something bad happens and refusing to elaborate is my new hobby
bamsara:bamsara:getting emotionally attatched to mutuals and recognizing people’s usernames and then being sad when they leave or dont come online anymore
crystalviolin321:adonischildsupportcase:
eternalgirlscout:in my experience nobody stops having a favorite animal when they grow up but people DO stop asking. well now i’m asking. what’s everyone’s favorite animal mine is the noble manatee
tyltos:inkskinned: she asked me if i believed in god and i told her that when i was four i almost drowned in a public pool and in my panic mistook a stranger for my father. i clawed my way up his leg. four years later he’d send my parents a picture
little-eye-guy:“this is too raw of a line to come from—” shut up. beauty and meaning is everywhere
english-history-trip: harmonic-nebula:tblrtwt:elijah wood when he fucking. gets here:
catholic-harmacy-deactivated202:archivegeo:oh by the way, in Danish, “fag” means “subject” and “slut” means “end” so on library shelves you will see “fag slut” to note where the break in book
uchidog:reblog this and put in the tags what comes up when you type “die”
trashboat: i should be able to list my landlord as a dependant for tax purposes
cop-disliker69:
bumbledeefumble:He’s megafauna, he’s microscopic, he’s a permian synapsid, he’s an odd toed undulate, he’s a gastropod, he’s some kind of amphibian, he’s a precambrian invertebrate, he’s a type of fungus,
marauders4evr:ATLA did its best to build up the reveal that Aang’s civilization was wiped out, stretching the revelations across several episodes, a truly impressive bit of writing that’s slightly underscored by the fact that the show (in the US)
chaos–themralds:theycallmemrmeme:A whole new meaning to “That ass be poppin’!”
aerospace-agenda:himfluenza:I am reminded of an xkcd…
skunkes:On a lighter + adjacent note i love dis tweet + these QRTs of it ^_^… literally…
peachchoker:I hope my blog not only makes you horny but radicalizes you against capitalism
nuckgirl16:
Lead and Cadmium Could Be in Your Dark Chocolate - Consumer Reports
despazito:this can be applied to many academic topics but personally i always follow this set of rules when looking for any kind of therapist video on youtube
tiktoksthataregood-ish:
twinprime:twinprime:teal and orange truly is the greatest color combo in the world. like name one better combo this is spiritually healing to me
crit20lesbian:sokkalore:iloveyoufor800years:iloveyoufor800years:what do red pandas even doI MEANT AS SELF DEFENSE STOP THE HATRED im sorry red pandasdoes this answer your question
guerrillatech:
wormdad: cocktorture: weirdgender: cocktorture: Where is the I’m alone nobody care me monkey i’m so fucking sad right now. why is he still alone doesnt anyone fucking care him
fairycosmos:johnnycrass:baphonnicula:nowhere else
joshpeck:love is REAL
girlactionfigure:Source: @megreenwellHumans of Judaism
afloweroutofstone:Tesla stock is down 60% this year and Dogecoin, which Musk is being sued for shilling, is down 50% this year
imeverywoman420:Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you
jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: that hotel california comic makes me lose my shit every single time & i’m so thankful for it honestly there we go
thischick25:doyouknowwhatimeme:
butterflyinthewell:You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.
let's break furniture
marisatomay:redshifting:campeoness:u guys will watch anything wtf is wednesday its tomorrow innit?happy wednesday is tomorrow innit tuesday
https://www.patreon.com/posts/some-more-n00ds-76168105Got another few pre-bath pics up on my patreon. Check em out
gunsandfireandshit:wormyorchids:dinosaurguy:This is a positive post 👍👍👍Psych! Fucking GETS you!
bumbledeefumble: triviallytrue:scrunchie-face:havartia:witharsenicsauce:firebendinglemur:Me: -so after it became apparent that ‘retarded’ had become a term of abuse, educators and psychiatrists switched to other terms like ‘handicapped’ or ‘special
jayadan:Tech BrosA story in three acts…
aye-write:
bumbledeefumble:Cool Robotnik Fact:Robotnik will secrete a foul-smelling mucus from glands just above his uvula and wad them up in there so he can spit them into the eyes of his enemies. He WILL do this and no one can stop him.
jennyanythot:manyblinkinglights:Short men are manlets, short women are minor-coded. Short nonbinary people need a third, equally-intolerable thing.Late for elf practice 😔
escuerzoresucitado:
marxism-transgenderism:As the key witness for the prosecution, the Houston rapper, real name Megan Pete, described her account of night of July 12, 2020, saying on record that the assault was the result of an argument she had with Lanez, real name Daystar
Now on some good news
authorizedpope:the worst callout i ever got was at a friends party, chatting with one of her friends id never met before, who mid conversation, looked me dead in the eyes and said “you were raised catholic” and i just stared back in horror
funnytwittertweets:
sadistic-soft-perv:Watch HIS tits bounce when he walksGrab HIS love handles and squeeze themTuck your hands under HIS belly and let them disappear under all that weight Someone, please, watch my tits bounce while I walk
kaile-hultner:kaile-hultner:Just thinking about how republicans are going after normie sex shit like “internet porn” and “dildos” now we fucking told y'allto be clear: the right views any sex that isn’t purely procreative
moron-rights:amonsteronmaplestreet:weaselle:gailynovelry:delearyus:transmechanicus:spoookiepie: wbicepuppy: silverhawk: can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely
bumbledeefumble:funnytwittertweets:The solution, of course, is to only use NFTs in AI art. Pit them against one another.
thoodleoo:LOVE reading pliny the elder and coming across a passage where he says shit like “so some people say that if a horse steps in a wolf’s tracks it will fucking EXPLODE”
bogleech: bogleech:Oh man it’s NECK AND NECK, if you still have a twitter you can contribute to embarrassing him:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604617643973124097Though if he had any self awareness, he’d already feel like shit that almost
nendocris:
tomatomagica:dogposts:dog literally saying “woof” (via)“don’t woof”“… woof 🙄”
papercutie:
werewolfetone:Skyrim character who says “by the ten” and doesn’t elaborate as to who the extra god is