That guy, from FF (0nigum0.tumblr.com)
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liberalsarecool:mysharona1987:Defund the police sounds pretty sensible now.
tonysopranobignaturals:JGSASFJSJCCSJDJD
liberalsarecool:
argumate:adjoint-law:argumate:funniest possible situation to say “but we’re both girls!” gothe Xenomorph as Sigourney Weaver jettisons her out the airlockokay sure
evilsexy:
yeahiwasintheshit:
faeriedreams:the feminine urge to caress his face and tell him I adore him every thirty seconds
lemememeringue:noshameinoursickness:leafinthebreeze:repeat after me:crying is a HEALTHY release of emotion AND a great way to complete the stress cycleit also grants you a tiger
tardreryen:those fucking idiots marching with guns to protect children from drag queens are so stupid. the idiocy and contrary in that sentence aside, you might as well storm broadway actors like fuckin medieval puritans. you might as well infiltrate
butyoutoldmeiwasfunny:Some time your heroes don’t let you down.
nudityandnerdery:ninjasmudge:ninjasmudge:“we need to be able to blaze other peoples posts” you can its called seeing a post and reblogging it with the tags ‘posts that have 10k. to me.’ so that the op can screenshot and go 'dont
louisinart:Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day – even the littlest thing counts
assassinregrets:noctomania:ampervadasz: My turn… (Unmute !) Omg you have to unmute lmao the way the dog’s tone changed IMMEDIATELY
joy-viena:The Amoungus rock watches over us all as it has for thousands of years.ALT
texaschainsawmascara:
brainy-gremlin-official:miss-wizard:telltaletypist:war and hate on planet venus suck my blood and kill my penus
noritaro:the Oncelers mom the type to sell him to One Direction
glaceongirlsmile:
harleyeah:
chongoblog:chongoblog:Bad Mario Joke: What if Mario gets the mushroom and it was Drugs?Good Mario Joke: What if Peach was Red/Green Colorblind?
zoethebitch:zoethebitch:Back when I worked at walgreens I didn’t know witch hazel was a real thing people would come in asking for it and I’d be like yeah it’s on aisle 3 next to the wolfsbane and eye of newt you fucking idiot bastard
hustlerose:hustlerose:my chickens havent hatched yet but i think im just gonna start counting them nowjust the one yeah
tonysopranobignaturals:tonysopranobignaturals:“being in the military is hard” theres harder things. Like telling my mom she was wrong about somethingthis is the fastest i’ve gotten reblogs on a post…we are all really going through
smandraws:many cute fattys can be impressed and befriended by investing into their waistline growth accounts on a daily basis
ur-daily-inspiration:Me and who
eaterandfeeder-deactivated20230:burstingwithbellies:Mutual weight gain but one puts a lot more effort into feeding their partner than the other and while they both end up fat, there is one who is WAY bigger than the otherThis is legitimately what I want
terfskys:
loudlyjollytimetravel:On Twitter, I just heard that Lardfill (Doughtub) passed away. I’m truly sad. He was an amazing writer and very inspirational. I hope his soul will rest in peace.
Spej
raccoonshuffle: manscaped-grinch: A new challenger appears!
tymorrowland: weaselle: chainbreaking:probablybadrpgideas: A spell called “Literally Fucking Nothing” that uses all your spell slots and does literally nothing Chronic fatigue. executive disfunction waking up
softwaring:
funnytwittertweets:
cop-disliker69:Not sure if replier was joking or not but I have seen people say this exact thing before. A 40-year-old dating a 30-year-old and completely serious they’re like “when you were 20 they weren’t even in middle school yet!!”
transcyberism:theehorsepusssy:
foreveryoung.
whatbigotspost:whatbigotspost:We would be in a significantly better place as a people if “old” and “fat” could be neutral descriptions of fact and not seen as insults by default. Just in case I need to say it, thin/young people can and should
werewolfetone:werewolfetone:werewolfetone:Dear god. please make all superyachts explode tomorrow. amen.Fave thing about this post is that nobody who’s reblogged it so far has made any comment. we’re all just sharing in the sentiment. peace and love
toothsalad:intj-confessions:Tread here. The best part is OP got fired because their boss asked why they weren’t “incorporating blockchain technology” into the video switcher they were building and OP straight up said “you have no idea what you’re
anarchoarchie:anarchoarchie:actually i think cher should come to tumblr SORRY she’s got the girlblogger spirit.edit: adding this one since somehow there’s terfs reblogging my post.
bakwaaas:strawberryswinger:if being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now
possumsinatrenchcoat:Reblog to give the person you reblogged it from the energy to do one (1) chore or maybe many
guavajagular:guavajagular: Happy Holidays from the Holiday Boar Christmas/Holiday Boars have always been a thing but it still blows my mind that people choose my Holiday Boar to celebrate. Thank you for all the love, Stay safe and Happy Holidays!
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huffylemon:
ur-daily-inspiration:
eaterandfeeder-deactivated20230:shyfeeder:Looks like it’s time to grind McDonald’s for a feedism dream itemHey if someone wins this, would they be willing to share? 👉👈🥺
orchidvioletindigo:Just found out that back in Rome grave markers sometimes had holes in them for people to pour drinks into so new conversation starter: What would mourners pour into your grave hole
stabbyhobbit:mysharona1987:@deeisace
phineas-and-herb:forgottenpnffacts: In the mid-1950s in the PnFverse, there was a highly-charged anti-palindrome atmosphere in Britain that forced people with names that were palindromes to go into hiding.
the gender norms are beating his ass
appsa:pocket-stars:synthbutch-deactivated20210226:the-swift-tricker:
Reblog if you have made a friend online that you would love to hang with, but they live far away.
jacebeleren:knucklestheenchiladawashere:As much as I want Zagreus to be a bossfight and Hades 2 I think it would be so much funnier if his dad gets locked up and all of a sudden he’s in charge and it is not going well#‘sister please
headspace-hotel:madseance:breya-etherium-shaper:d0gb0yy:ispyspookymansion:yes carrie killed over 400 people ok. thats bad i know. but have you considered that i feel really bad for her :(carrie deserved to kill 400 ppl as a treatThat’s because he
naruthandir:beebsops:GANDALF FUCKED UP AND EVIL MOMENT!? WHY DID HE FEEL THE NEED TO SCARE HIM LIKE THAT!?This is so funny
beetledrink:
chalksoul:hasgavlebockenburneddownyet:niuniente:mamoru:mamoru:if you are swedish say hello to the goat for me or goodbye. your choice I don’t think people realize just exactly how much security Gävle put on this goat. It is a real feat to accomplish
meme-loving-stuck:snaxle:snaxle:snaxle:people moving to tumblr from twitter please fucking reblog art likes literally dont do anything except make the artist upset bc they have 2 reblogs and 55 likes yes this includes fanfiction, gif sets, edits, etc.
