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narwhalsarefalling:
wandering-elf:ladyhistory:Me entering any museum: man I’m so excited to learn all the thingsAlso me: GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP There are two dragons inside of you. One hoards knowledge and the other hoards trinkets. They’re both very excited
thememedaddy:
skelettes:amygdalae:gemsforeyes:gemsforeyes:No one sees my posts so I can say whatever I wantPenisNot on my watch
cherrybabyang3l:You know what sounds kinda sexy? No one hurting my feelings ever again
shatterstar:shatterstar:my favorite scp of all time is still scp-4780
sharkbutch:Showing this post to Jerry Seinfeld and he jumps off the Brooklyn bridge
runcibility:Haven’t seen these yetThese delight me. WeightWatchers can get absolutely fucked.
stophelping:muppethole:wait are there really new people joining this site. i thought it was a hoax.Congratulations, that’s the vibe
pileofknives:grox:Garlic powder & onion powder are literally like two beautiful twin sisters brushing eachothers long hair at the lake by moonlight one last time before they both walk into the forest and kill themselves
girlology:arunima:whenever anyone here is like tumblr is actually so cool it’s like ok girl 🤨 literally not true. yes i spend 36 hours here every day. that is how i know
capricorn-born:classycookiexo:Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today
themadcapmathematician:I hate government programs in the US bc conservatives are always trying to dismantle them so the lefty byline is always like “these programs are vital and lifesaving and keep so many people from starving and being homeless,
austimpowers:i think in order for the earth to heal we need more of this:and less of whatever this is:
astraldemise:charaah:astraldemise:astraldemise:being a horror fan that experiences panic inducing paranoia fucking sucks like ill just be like wow i cant wait to go watch scary shadow creature video number 74 and then spend the rest of the night clutching
classic-jorts:Jeph Jacques decided to go out in a blaze of shitposts and in his honor I think it’s only right to share these tweets with a wider audience ALTALTALTALTALTgoodnight, sweet prince ALT
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charlesoberonn:charlesoberonn:
mielattes:bonding with friends over your favourite fictional little guys
zombiozoid:can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical
vedajuno:dougbowser:hd remasterwhy does this post self destruct
worldheritagepostorganization:hybbat:sometimes-i-just-climb-things:aquietquixotic:armchair-factotum:the-real-skeletor:The super bowl or whatever I’m not americanOh NOBODY’S going to be horny after thisAmazing tagsmy ankle is so fuckin horny
A Pleasure to Meet You
amygdalae:really fucked up how you dont immediately stop being sick after breaking your fever. like cmon the hard parts done the narrative tension is gone. this is the right moment for it to end. what do you mean im still filled with evil gunk. what the
ilikeit-art:
fucko:feeling extremely threatened right now
artemisagapetos:enbydemirainbowbigfoot:Reblog to headbonk your mutuals like a cat full of love
austimpowers:eminempreg: assdad:baradragon:baradragon:speaking from a place of privilege (good url) some of you should not be reblogging this
gordon-pint:gordon-pint:I’M SCREAMKNGI was just at the dispensary waiting in a really long line and not paying attention AT ALL and not thinking about my lesbian flag shoelaces and some girl who I presumed to be a freak walked up and was like I
julieterbang:pepper_udon
absolutedingus:badgraph1csghost:WE’VE BEEN SAYING. WE’VE BEEN TELLING YOU.DON’T. FUCKING. ENGAGE. WITH BRAND. TUMBLR. ACCOUNTS. Hi, sorry. Some people have been making some assumptions in the notes and I’d like to make a few clarifications.1:
besnurched:This goes hard
randomitemdrop:aiweirdness:Discovered I can use DALL-E 2 to make new horsies.This is “Product photo of a breyer horse model of a guinea pig”ALT“Product photo of a breyer horse model of an opossum”ALT“Product photo of a breyer
protectspock:sketiana:protectspock:sketiana:ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guysexcuse meSorry op. That’s my friend the Salt Vampire from the Star Trek episode “The Man Trap” which
deluxetrashqueen:Once again, Tumblr manages to succeed via just being honest with their users. I made a post back around April fool’s about the crabs being so popular because the joke was that every other website tries to trick you into clicking
joyflameball:undertaleshitposts:what
r4cs0:
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evilkitten3:the-real-skeletor: junkfoodcinemas: Weird: The Al Yankovic Story (2022) dir. Eric Appel What the fuck is this movie about it’s about weird al yankovic did you not see the title
outofcontextchrisfleming:outofcontextchrisfleming:ALTso true bestie
thefloralpeach:dono-harm-totonystark:heartoffireandembers:societyliver:piedude:nanopearl:bandtshirt:do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass
beaft:in light of the current “THINK OF THE CHILDREN” moral panic re unsuitable literature, i’d like to share an anecdote.my thirteen-year-old cousin came to visit a few months back. he saw my copy of american psycho and asked if he
:I love insults like landlubber and cityslicker, look at this idiot not used to areas and situations
leg-stealing-bee:little-mephistopheles:leg-stealing-bee:leg-stealing-bee:oatmeal :)it was about the food but now it’s also about herShe says thank youOATMEAL!!!!
flowerygraves:wheres your whimsy. wheres your fucking whimsy
memewhore:
puddingmaid: Can I get a uuuhhh - a guy so big he breaks chairs? DeviantArt - Commission info - Ko-fi
loving-n0t-heyting:This game is fantastic
galadrielspeaks:sandmandaddy69:
catfindr:
swan2swan: abyssalcorvid: injuries-in-dust: Fun Fact, thats, more or less, something that wealthy people in China and Japan did, they were called “musical floorboards.” Designed to squeak when stood upon. A person could make noise all the way down
powerburial:tatzelwurming:tatzelwurming:if i was in a haunted hotel with shelley duvall for an entire winter i would not chase her around with an axeget a load of this, fellas. heh, “feminism” ,amirite guys?im a body language expert and if you watch
carpisuns:
theroyalsavage:animatedamerican:detectivehole:i’m not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger
george-louis-costanza:
funnytwittertweets:
orangelemonart:True thing that happened on the subway a while ago. Cant believe that guy said “tch” in real life.
tiktoksthataregood-ish:
headspace-hotel:saulwexler:best thing about this election cycle is republicans losing and the second best thing is republicans trying to explain whybig shoutout to gen z and the parents of gen z who did not take them to hooters as childrenReading this
