That guy, from FF (0nigum0.tumblr.com)
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elkian:ayellowbirds:power-chords:I almost forgot to mention: this woman came into the penguin enclosure with a KESTREL??? I said “oh my god is that an American Kestrel?” and she said “Yes! She was outside doing raptor education for the kids, but
grimeclown:
possessedpasm:Beware the Weedwolf!(Commission)
alex51324:catchymemes:I wish benevolent giants would collect me and put me in a safe place when I eat too much fermented fruit.
mckitterick: tam–lin:arsonforcharlie:desperate-acts-of-capitalism:But with your help, we can make next year even worse for Elon Musk Posts that are better with timestamps enabled. (original post: August 20, 2018)
o-blivia:mysharona1987:If you’re wondering why there’s so much resistance to the idea of a 4-day work week, or why automation hasn’t actually led to people working less like it was supposed to…
sensiblereblogifposts:pidoop:funnytwittertweets:me when I have a medium day: let’s spice it up with a little treatReblog if you deserve a little treat
foreveryoung.
swiggity-switchface:whatbigotspost:aquietwhyme: This meme is tongue in cheek, but this too is part of class warfare. In this case, keeping the law too complex for non-experts to even begin to have a chance to understand it means that only those who
thesilkenlair:ambidexedition:turnways:@scatha5 @tyrantisterror
Ain’t That Just The Way
kieradoe:gameraboy2:Dolly Parton in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)
supergameboytwo:anexperimentallife:This should actually be mandatory
itsmyturnonthegender:catboybeebop:she sand on my man til i cardoor hookhandUtterly incomprehensible to anyone who spends a healthy amount of time online, fantastic.
tsuchinokoroyale:dailyquests:Perform the Sleep action Without gaining the “Well Rested” status effect.
nevver:Know your double, a doppelgänger field guide - John Martz
Welcome Twisted Ones
navypine:dingdongyouarewrong:so fucked up that sean bean’s birth name is shaun bean and he just spells it that way on purpose to be a freak What the hell
whitepeopletwitter:
ruby-white-rabbit:chibisquirt:memewhore:#i’m losing my SHIT#would you like to not see a dog?#it’s brownThank you, @dreamwaffles, that’s it EXACTLY 😂Even in slow mo it’s a blur
borninthe80slovingtheladies:stynamo:vergak:Goddamn. OkayDid you have a kid in your neighborhood who always hid so good, nobody could find him? We did. After a while we would give up on him and go off, leaving him to rot wherever he was. Sooner or later
tymorrowland:girl are you ok?
hotvampireadjacent:
sweetcherryblossomswrites:
Shiney's Spot
chongoblog:champ-wiggle:
gayelectro:rainyday-deer:So glad to see the porn bot girlies have hobbies now. Aerobics, Handball, sky diving. #GrowthI got one that said “18 🧹 Lawyer” like hell yes girlboss.
depsidase:
monkeyfishgirl:Omfg: the fragility of his ego
the-real-numbers:sableleatherywingsopeninthe711:sableleatherywingsopeninthe711:having a normal one applying for jobs rn
ravensknowledge:ragemovement:COMRADE POTHOLE
becdecorbin: fattyatomicmutant: becdecorbin: extreme size difference couples with one partner being too big to fit in a normal double bed and even then sinking into it and their partner slides next to them ahahahaha haha. I find that stuff super cute
robotsarecoolaf:
bogleech:thatbitchsimone:this is what the ghosts in pacmamn really look like
tvguts:aptronyms:bugsmade them an enclosure
alexisthenedd: brunhiddensmusings: zachsanomaiy: spiroandthelacktones: magpiecake: brunhiddensmusings: zachsanomaiy: why do so many people not realize that everyone on earth has at least two grandmas “visiting your grandma? but i thought she
owlet:i am in support of the phrase “nothingburger” because it evokes an image of a tasty looking burger that you bite into and it’s literally just hollow like a balloon. which is a good metaphor for things that are described that way
funnytwittertweets:
glitter-bonez:
girlblocker:girlblocker:preserving this here bc op turned off reblogs & the thrilling sequel
dykefagsupreme:dykefagsupreme:favorite genre of cat is those skrinkled little orange kittens who look like they just saw the face of god but forgot it a little short of 10 seconds latermoodboard
shaponess:maliketh:maliketh:my ability to find any image in a matter of minutes based on vague descriptions + when that fails i have my vast network of undercover agents around the globe to fill in my blind spots Child’s play
robin-the-robo:avoidantknife:I feel like a mom on facebook reblogging this but I genuinely like it. I want to make this into a full size poster and put it in my 3rd grade classroom but I’m 20 yrs old and not a teacher
pettydavis:rthko:i-criedtodreamagain:rthko:Twitter users are defending their right to assume Picasso was a renaissance artist. Tiktok users think watching any film made outside the US makes you a snob. “Replace classic lit with YA and fan fiction”
evilwizard:👹 beanstalkbarry FollowFEE FI FO FUD! THERE’S MACROPLASTICS IN ME BLOOD!12 LARGE NOTES
timeofdeathnote:there’s avatar and then there’s the blue people movie
michshlo:(original post)
captain-price-officially:US Farmers win right to repair John Deere equipment
the gender norms are beating his ass
acevenoms:pregnantseinfeld:as annoying as the ‘we gotta get this CHEETO out of the friggin WHITE HOUSE’ era was somebody recently reminded me of thislook at his face! he hates it when bands Rock Against him! we rocked so hard he had to step
maeamian:north-bi-northwest:pocketrunner: srsfunny: An Idea To Prevent A Nuclear War “My suggestion was quite simple: Put that needed code number in a little capsule, and then implant that capsule right next to the heart of a volunteer. The volunteer
scorpio-system:headspace-hotel:cursedpinterest:really good tags
super-metroid:madonnamadeofasphalt:e-102:chips1977:doing some stupid shit up on a mountain moses sisyphusRed from Pokémon
cryptotheism:animentality:Laughing at these tweets. And of course there’s then this:
almighty-shortest:People who see pics of like those fucked up deep sea fish and creatures and go “omg I’m never going swimming in the ocean again 😰😰😰” calm down. They’re 5000 feet below where you are and also i went down
strikerofdeath0:Danny phantom accidentally kills the Joker and his defense is “okay how was I supposed to know that the dude who looked like that and attacked me was human? It’s not my fault you humans are so squishy! A ghost would have taken
sreegs:elequosoraptor:sreegs:vootins:Me every morning when the cycle must end.Happy Cycle Must End Sundayis this post not just creating another cycle that must end
tonysopranobignaturals:Finally
jackhawksmoor:starridge:having thoughts, I hate how this meme format always catches me. No matter what it is about I HAVE to go through it line-by-line and consider each choice like I’m looking at fucking wine selections it’s my kryptonite I CAN’T
enchantingruinscandy:Putting powdered sugar on the post below
