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capricorn-born:classycookiexo:Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today
Unbaptized Babies Driving Gay Cars
tiktoksthataregood-ish:
the gender norms are beating his ass
staffs-secret-blog:staffs-secret-blog: tumblr every april fools tumblr when a new feature gets added
i-am-the-third-heat-deactivated:whos-this-lisa-person:assumptionprime:afloweroutofstone:The Catholic Church spent ū million trying to crush abortion rights in Kansas, and failedIf the church can spend 3 million dollars to influence the government, they
genderkoolaid:“social construct” doesn’t mean “this thing is evil and we need to destroy it.” “social construct” means “this thing is not physical reality that cannot be questioned, and I am able to decide
grox:nucleariguana:grox:Tumblr is a wonderful place to meet new buddies and aquaintencesi eat cansKinda cool
sniperct:
shioripilled:shioripilled:how the fuck did this site outlast twitter
reallyndacarter: a-lizard-in-disguise: Thank you.
parotcardsroxy:notajerusalemcricket:professionalchaoticdumbass:notajerusalemcricket:parotcardsroxy:notajerusalemcricket:parotcardsroxy:parotcardsroxy:parotcardsroxy:theyre going to put a fucking band on methe ladies love my colourful and bright leg bandi
giantffa:normalize giving me what i want
mr-elementle:epilepticsaints:
txttletale:the idea of using tumblr as a twitter alternative is incomprehensible. it’s like if your local walmart closed down and you started doing all your grocery shopping at the cursed antique store from needful things
redstonedust:as much as we joke about scaring off twitter refugees around these parts im like. genuinely sorry to all of ya’ll moving over. losing your main platform (especially as an artist/creator) to the incompetence of one of the worst human
cryptotheism:I swear to God the more I learn about Musk the more I know I could grift him. Give me 40 minutes and a six pack of beer and I could have this dude CONVINCED that he’s the reincarnation of an Egyptian pharaoh and the only way to save
charlottan:my bridge is so dark and scary if you wantto cross it you are going to need to answer my questions three. one are you mad at me
havingrevelations:twitter is dying slowly of a fatal disease….SAD! well i think we should put tik tok in a saw trap
deathgasmic:“why would we make plans in front of you if you weren’t invited?” babe i was left out of everything growing up, i need 100% confirmation you want me there or i simply will not go
cryptotheism:max1461:triviallytrue:“x is a distraction from-” no it isn’t. that’s not how anything workswell it’s how some things work. for example posting is a distractions from my various woes.Posting is a psyop to distract
dingdongyouarewrong:sure you’ve reblogged a million posts about how Love Is Stored In The Soup but are you like…. actually nice to people
cryptotheism:Agree to do petplay with a girl and I just run around naked in the bushes devestating the local ecosystem for several weeks until I get hit by a car and go to hell because I can’t be Catholic
depsidase:
magical-agatha:fallowsthorn:annabelle–cane:schrodinger’s chekhov’s gun. a detail in a story that looks like it should have some big payoff but it’s too early to tell if that’s relevant or if the author just has a passion
slunch:modogoblin:major arcana
yafriendlytranscriber:areyoustillthere0:testosteronetwink:This is like… CARTOON goth. This is the kind of goth i aspire to. Video Transcription:“Good evening, Goodwill shoppers. (Halloween noisemaker: ooooOOOOooooo) The time is now seven fifty. The
avvocarlo:supermodelcats:
soberscientistlife:Message AF!!
aveline-shepard:melaniefangz:whoa dude when I heard about “radfems” I thought it would be some most radical females! 😍🤙but these chicks are saying some bogus things about other babes 😬
geophony:markodragic:markodragic:massive shoutout to that guy who threw eggs at the king today and shouted “this country was built on the blood of slaves”I only see 1 king in this picture this is presumably in case he violates english law
fagcrisis:werewolves r superior bc like if u cuddle a vampire cold as shit actually post cancelled. why am i pitting 2 bad bitches against eachother ur vampire gf is wonderfully cool in the summer and ur werewolf gf is very soft to hug. peace and love
beemovieerotica:sioltach:there are so many hidden relationships between people.. ur grandpa killed mine in a war some 800 years ago but also we were neighbors in the 1700s who traded eggs and milk. wwhat does that make us in high school I found out
micro-usb:
cryoud:cyber-phobia:cyber-phobia:cyber-phobia:cyber-phobia:it has been acquired.thankyou tumblr user moonpaw
thedansome: For real though, I hate N/F/Ts
teaboot:In love with the idea of social media in a superhero vigilante universe. Imagine you’ve grappled with the ethics and morality of interfering with criminal acts and operating on limited information and the possibility of bringing danger to
wizardpotions:wizardpotions:for every reblog on this post i will eat one plastic bag so the turtles dont have toMacroplastics diet going great 👍👍👍👍
Giant FFA 🖤
hotvampireadjacent:ALTView on TwitterWhat a shit show so much for free speech ALTView on TwitterWhat a giant asshole hope he dies soon
yourdadsghoulfriend:tiredmess:y’all I CANNOT
foreveryoung.
rythyme:convincing your friend to eat something other than their depression meal by offering them your own depression mealbonus:
a-wild-haggis:reallyndacarter:Hmmmmm…#lynda carter immediately acclimated to the tumblr ecosystem
drakebigshep: Just Getting Started“I don’t CARE if I’ve eaten enough to feed a city! I’m still hungry!!!”Posted using PostyBirb
carrionthird:soberscientistlife:It is exhausting![ID: A tweet by David R. MacIver @ DRMacIver which reads: The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network and wondering
radiofreederry:Oh ok it’s just a money laundering scheme then
tonysopranobignaturals:tonysopranobignaturals:just realized there’s a robot flex emoji 🦾
trickster-archangel: musicalhell:eternal-dannation:jhenne-bean: forlovefromfear: diasporanpapi: youthful-pills: ichigo-hiyoko: mintymaiden: gildatheplant: Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys. I’d like to point out
snooterboops:snooterboops:snooterboops:i was gonna do one of those “fake post” posts but then i got mad bc there’s no witch emoji🧙♂️ <- the wizard🧙♀️ <- some stupid elf bullshitat least for me on win10. shup
enki2:
blusoldier:sailorbrazil:would you free this beast knowing it could cost your life?
catherine-siena-dr-of-the-church: koobaxion: damn then why was the monster so sad all the time I don’t know which is funnier, the images or that comment
maintaining friendships as an adult be like
hera-the-something:dopaminerjic:dopaminerjic:dopaminerjic:dopaminerjic:hey.. dont cry .. 8 million people on earth , ok ?BILLIONI MEANT TO SAY BILLIONPOST WITH A TYPO INCIDENT LEAVING 7.992 BILLION DEAD
boos-boneyard: Its for the plot
brunhiddensmusings:kiwilemonteanonsense:brownalistair: This thread is a few years old but it bears repeating. I’m tired of being treated as if I am invisible. Listen to Jewish voices when we talk about fascism. I am begging you. The widely accepted
dankmemeuniversity:
paprikapony:we’re all gonna be sixty posting shit like: cranberry juice…