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pointnclick:I don’t trust anyone. I’m a bad ass lone wolf *eats food someone else grew* *crosses bridge someone else designed and trusts it not to fall* *crosses street in front of 70000lb vehicle cuz there’s white lines on the ground
catboycooter:mewsicalmiss:elfiot: the year is 2023, marie kondo holds j*ff b*zos by the skin on the back of his neck in front of a public gathering “does this one spark joy?” she shouts at the restless audience, they boo in response she snaps his
snaxle:quesadillasmp:quesadillasmp:quesadillasmp:MY NEWS YEAR’S RESOLUTION IS TO KILL SOMEONE THROUGH GAY SEXWHETHER THAT BE MY PARTNER OR THE CHURCHTHE VOTES ARE IN. I WILL BE HAVING CRAZY GAY SEX WITH THE POPE TO KILL HIM
kristina100000:really need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style
therobotmonster:brightlotusmoon:Hey… Wonka, Hasbro… c’mere a second.You gonna give me those little nerds mascots with D&D gear? You gonna make those available as minis? Cuz if not, that’s just cruel.
cupcake-witch-with-sprinkles:cupcake-witch-with-sprinkles:I just can’t vibe with these death feederism feeder niggasyou guys need to stay away from mewe are not the sameI mean they do got that Yolo thing going on so gotta get the most fun out of
drchucktingle:ok bud this one seems accurate
judgejudyofficial:passareltemps:not this meme over rule34 light green
bathtuboftoast: teabree-shark: ai-trained-on-startrek-trivia: teaboot:tricotbf:Honestly this app spilled. tell me the past 4 years haven’t felt like this Oh thank the gods the Almond Milk year is upon us Happy Almond Milk Year! Happy almond
albertcamusofficial:
tymorrowland:when your friend is in january 1st and you’re in december 31st
thanager:ca-dmv-bot: Customer: 2 catsDMV: 2 CATSVerdict: ACCEPTED
hoofusdoofus:2023 Goals
Welcome Twisted Ones
radiofreederry:
eyecantread:
poppincandyfever:Strangest thing was i dont remember asking
duskxdawn:無題
the-haiku-bot:doctorfreak:girlromancer:“flaunting her songwriting”how the piss i took was so canary yellow it was goldenrodhow the piss i tookwas so canary yellowit was goldenrodBeep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
lamborghinea-pig: the-quasar-hero: lamborghinea-pig: the-quasar-hero: lamborghinea-pig: the-quasar-hero: lamborghinea-pig: the-quasar-hero: lamborghinea-pig: the-quasar-hero: I’m the real estate agent that sells obviously haunted houses to
thatsbelievable:
tumbwr:egg-buddy:tumbwr:tumbwr:xtracts you. fucking extracts yousomething beautiful is happeninghi little gatito. do u need help
up-north-values:urbanfantasyinspiration:memeuplift:Mike Hawk, huh
chitaquagirl:chitaquagirl:may we all continue to be strange and off-putting little freaks in 2022 <3 2023 fuck it we ball
graegrape:graegrape:just a few hours left until the blue haired people run the earth btw
tymorrowland:why get a plushie when you could just get a fat boyfriend?
white-pharaoh:funnytwittertweets:load bearing penis…
kiwisoap:kiwisoap:kiwisoap:Attempting to get my students to fucking come to classGood news!!!! Had an average of 17/24 students in both classes show up to the review!! That’s 71% of the class! This is compared to an average 11/24 in previous semesters.
dracophile:Madames and Monsieurs. Poirot has seen much evil in the world, but the evil of this man is in a category all it’s own. His crimes are those of which Poirot cannot speak of in polite company, and they stretch the limit of discretion and manners.
trufflesmushroom:biglawbear:adamsmasher:ayeforscotland:Interesting research shows that Millennials in the UK and US are bucking the trend when it comes to growing more conservative with age.It’s cuz we ain’t got no moneyIt’s cuz the
bellybuttonblue-deactivated2021:
Shiney's Spot
tumbwr:huffylemon:
687687675765-deactivated2023011:new years eve!!! wooo!!! go crazy go wild! 🥳🥳🥳
serenata-your-neighborhood-lefty:
king-of-general-disarray:bauliya:have y'all HEARD
txttletale:borgesperovago:txttletale:txttletale:yes on one hand it is not an effective refutation of andrew tate’s ideology to say he has a small dick but on the other hand greta thunberg is 19 years old and literally never wanted to be a public figure
seven-oh-four:do you think people in the pokémon universe are pissed that rotom is no longer a legendary like people are pissed that pluto is no longer a planet and get into discourse about it
thcgummy:
knitmeapony: assassinationtipsforladies: This has Massive Bollocking from Mam and possibly Granny written all over it “In a very serious and real ceremony”
aquadraco20: uncleromeo:youneedtoletmechange: ww84:THE SHAPE OF WATER (2017) dir. Guillermo del Toro These are the best tags @puddle–wonderful Good catch! Shape of the Water doesnt use modern day American sign language, but this was intentional.
tyrannosaurus-rex:theyre not even microtransactions anymore its just straight up full size purchases. like anything over a dollar thats a whole purchase. stop letting them get away with calling them micro. theres nothing micro about 20 dollars
parasitoidism:These two tweets cancel each other out
trashboat:trashboat:at th club and dj won’t stop playing morse code beatswhen me and Jean-Michel make it out of the trench with dry socks and no infections
darkgreymutedpurple:micro-usb:Americans love to talk about stuff like prison guards going to schools and making speeches to scare 3rd graders as if it’s the most normal thing in the world
compassionatereminders:Don’t get sucked into the “if they really cared I wouldn’t have to say something” spiral. No matter how close you are with someone, it’s unfair to expect them to know things you haven’t actually
hera-the-something:dopaminerjic:dopaminerjic:dopaminerjic:dopaminerjic:hey.. dont cry .. 8 million people on earth , ok ?BILLIONI MEANT TO SAY BILLIONPOST WITH A TYPO INCIDENT LEAVING 7.992 BILLION DEAD
curioscurio:hatsune miku
cutecornflakes:Not this year, jerk.
orgyporgy:
gingerhastoomanyobsessions:gingerhastoomanyobsessions:reblog to send three ghosts after elon muskOh, no. Three ghosts per reblog! As of posting this reply, we’re at (checks notes) 75 ghosts and counting
bobolobocus:chocolatecakecas:damn we got 2022 tomorrowDamn we got 2023 tomorrow.
fake-mermaid: can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014
woolfmalice:they should invent friends for people in their twenties
the gender norms are beating his ass
sovereign-immunity:sovereign-immunity:Look I like Knives Out too but it’s so funny how obvious the only other detective mystery many of you have seen is Sherlock. “Knives Out makes the brooding detective into a silly little guy” like my beloved
foolfortune:so those porn bots huh
stevita:vessel-fa:vessel-fa:There is something at times so disingenuous about anti-feedism/anti-FA discourse in body positivity circles because tell me WHY I see body pos tiktok accounts posting shit implying or even outright saying that someone wanting
calocera:mime down…
