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captain-price-officially:socialistexan:funnytwittertweets:Paranormal boobs, you say?Big supernaturals if you will.
beardedmrbean:disgruntled-foreign-patriarch:milknjuice:this is a real fucking clip ELMO NO Elmo would have made isis waswas in under a week.Through the power of friendship and unimaginable amounts violence.
guerrillatech:The planet can support billions but not billionaires.
cryptid-sighting:Last June, one middle-aged union engineer postponed a doctor’s visit for work then died of a heart attack on the job weeks later. A conductor who spoke with the Times began feeling rundown last year but declined to see a doctor for
escuerzoresucitado:
trashyeggroll:tumblr is great and all but ya’ll are missing the woman in one of my cat fb groups that has birthed her own tier 1 meme
only-tiktoks:
modmad: rukafais:clip studio decided to cut their AI feature and won’t be including it
yimra:
Oh shit, I'm still a blog!
relaxxattack:i know this is just one post on tumblr but i am BEGGING people who can to be loud about strange world.it is so fucking unfair for disney to not properly promote this movie at all and for it to bomb so badly in theaters like it’s doing just
Welcome Twisted Ones
Unbaptized Babies Driving Gay Cars
a-ratt: werewolf-cuddles:kicksnscribs:horse-on-a-porch:s-n-arly:OMG! I thought it was going to be a message about perseverance or it never being too late to follow your dreams, but nooooooo. This is excellent storytelling. I’m fine. I’m fine
adhdxxsdiary:Me, not talking: Ah fuck, I am being weirdMe, talking: Ah fuck, I am being weird
elbenherzart: Nilak Frostbeak Prints are available in my store. First personal painting in a whiiiile. Things are incredible busy and I can’t wait to share what I’m cooking up. ^_^ Come say hi on twitter.
charlottan:We Asked 15 Healthcare Professionals from Around the Country if they’re Mad At Me
startrekrenegades:aziraphalesbian: the first ever pride flag (1978) versus the TMP movie poster (1979) happy pride month! new Star Trek movie just dropped
cipheramnesia:lakemojave:Every time I hear a strange noise coming from my house I get worried it’s about to be stolen by a big crane. Or maybe grow big legs and take me on a magical, transformative journey. Instead it’s ratsRats which, to
chronotopes:A purple bell pepper is possible … Reblog if you agree
aromanticduck:Things that would fix the internet immediately:Bring back Club Penguin for the kidsCreate a separate Club Penguin for adults which is exactly the same except you’re allowed to swear
funnytwittertweets:
sl-walker:sl-walker:pigcatapult:blackbirds-on-the-marsh:mirthfulrealist: pharmdup: I almost scrolled past this but my mom was a janitor too. PSA. PSA Just because someone is paid to sweep the floors doesn’t mean you’re allowed to leave your shit all
amazoogle:
ampervadasz:Cosplay
nudityandnerdery:monkeysaysficus:crabs-and-belugas:Never going back to the NetherlandsYou could not have framed that comedy better, amazing.
judedeluca:This is the Magic Money Van.Reblog this and you will gain large amounts of cash in unexpected ways.
doyouknowwhatimeme:
memorycycle:etherealaberrance:memorycycle:i invented milk fuck you and fuck the people who consume milk willingly
aquilacalvitium:transgirl-artemis:girlwarlock:starryfictionalgirl:He put a goddamn light in the chocolate lighthouse!!!! the technique for getting the rough texture on the stone was so cool to me, like deliberately fill the chocolate with little chunkies
booty-uprooter:when ppl act surprised about ppl celebrating the deaths of imperialists and fascists on the celebrate the death of imperialists and fascists websiteALT
c-u-r-s-e-d-i-m-a-g-e-s:
langernameohnebedeutung:langernameohnebedeutung:my blorbo appears on screen and I start making clicking-chattering noises like a cat when a bird flies past the windowEckzactly
drakebigshep: Door FillerYeah I know, I’m a bit on the hefty side but hey, filling your entire home is still a mood™ right? One of my personal favs from 2020Posted using PostyBirb
ok-dingo:
candyredterezii:candyredterezii:shout out to evil women with small tits this tag wins it all
big wife? huge wife? large wife? giant wife? enormous wife? massive wife? colossal wife? jumbo wife? humongous wife?
tchaikovskaya:chokopoppo:thebodyelectrical:chokopoppo:The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom
mycroftrh:thoodleoo: when you think about it tho pliny the elder is kind of the funniest guy in the world like. he wrote all these books about natural history that he was wrong about where he confidently claims things like “some animals only have
bunnygirlskull:nendocris:nendocris:
astronnova:rongzhi:
worldheritageposts-official: themythicalcodfish: brightlotusmoon:postimpression: pumpkinsforsale:ampervadasz:Unmute ! CaptionsWoman in purple, in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice: if you’re not at work today or you’re working from home, you
hungycaterpillar:lakemojave:Pair of eldritch beings that torment seemingly random people with impromptu whimsical sketch comedy
bumbledeefumble:rabbiteclair:rabbiteclair:rabbiteclair:The median artery is an artery that is occasionally found in humans and other animals. [1] It is present in 35% of individuals born in the late 20th century. [2]occasionally I’m reminded that
hochiminhts:
juniperhillpatient:“apologist.” “critical.” y’all are doing too much. when my favorite characters do evil reprehensible shit I simply don’t fucking care cause it’s not real
mutuals do this
adiposesaleswoman:sneak peak
microplasticc:once I tried to explain “little meow meow” to a friend and latter he’s like “what was that thing you said? little boo boo kitty fuck”?
bumbledeefumble: barrydeutsch: The Knife Cuts Both WaysA #PoliCartoon by Becky Hawkins and I.Transcript (and also some commentary and quotes and such): https://www.patreon.com/posts/knife-cuts-both-74955083If you like these cartoons, please consider
cosmicanger:
mixingmetaphorsoup:watermelynn-witch:the existence of a “troll face” (used to indicated you have “trolled” somebody) implies the existence of a “trolled” face (used to indicate somebody has “trolled you”)
keepcalmandcarriefischer:queenofnevermore:vampire vs. skeleton. what’s the vampire gonna do? suck blood the skeleton doesn’t have?? on the other hand werewolf vs. skeleton would not be so good. all those bones.Its like Halloween rock paper
hauntedzone-byebye:new ask game: what is my height energy? how tall do i seem, if you dont already know?
frogmoss1:iamoutofideas:frogmoss1:iamoutofideas:*puts my cigarettes out on you**wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*
autisticwolfesbrainisautistic:banans13:banans13:I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years. BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOLWe’ll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.
oddliestcatch:
bogleech:bogleech:It’s so funny how kids who were only given the “girl” toys seemed to frequently develop the most maniacal imaginations. When I was little and I visited friends or family who were little girls they’d have their
tartrazeen:beeelderly:evilbeast:i got an insulated metal water bottle recently after using plastic ones for years and oh my god ice water is so addictive. this shit SLAPS i get so excited to drink water thats crazy