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marinebiologyshitposts:marinebiologyshitposts:holy shit i just checked and you’ll never believe this but every fish is transgenderplease don’t make up scary words on my blog. thanks you
soupytwistt:motive11331: lesbianplanetpluto: It will forever haunt me that I cannot share this joke with everyone I meet I will be reblogging this every time it comes on my home page, thank you.
blog-of-horribleness:synthetic-blanket-hairs:maculategiraffe:(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing “on”: o.*my sister: we actually
stenrik:mochimonsterz:
kitsune-kaos:weaver-z:ALT
boyboobs:
Unbaptized Babies Driving Gay Cars
persbaderse:she’s a trend setter
loving-n0t-heyting:It’s not that the international right has simply re-polarised free expression as a conservative political cause—which would be bad enough. It’s that the international right has re-polarised free expression as a conservative political
memeclassheroes:
ewaneneollav:just found this comic i drew in 2012
changes:🚧 Ongoing issue with the Android appWe’re aware of an issue in the latest version of the Tumblr app for Android that’s causing visual glitches if your color palette is not True Blue. We’re working to get a fix out as soon
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rednines:
everydaylouie:lesser known Jeeves & Wooster side characters
utah-mountain-drifter:
Lauren Boebert defeat could cost Republicans the House. Colorado voters: You have 8 days to see if your ballot was rejected and correct issues with it. Spread the news!
scootypuffjr:scootypuffjr:
utopians:utopians:worst genre of tumblr post are the ones that are clearly fishing for someone to say “woah I can’t believe that a line this raw came from tumblr” by including a bunch of grandiose but half-baked mid tier metaphorsOR
1989nihil:becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:kyraneko: dduane: …”It begins.” Background: The Muskrat ordered Twitter’s microservices shut down today to “cut bloatware”. This was apparently one of them. People downthread are advising that it
izzythefatcat:“Fix your head right up!”Inspired by some goofy hero talk in a discord somewhere.
tymorrowland:they need to invent a normal me
jadejemdoesstuff:I had an interesting night last night
tuherrus: i’ve had this comic sketched out for months but only decided to finish it now, it’s based on something i drew a couple years back of toph and zuko….don’t think too hard on when or how this takes place because i don’t really know either!
daylighteclipsed:embraceyourdestiny:garbage-empress:coolxatu:coolxatu:ok im gonna need every pennsylvanian on tumblr to start charging up your JO crystals NOW. were gonna need a state wide resonance powerful enough to topple GOD if Senator Xehanort is
release-the-sheep:
dawson-mercer:love 2 learn new things
drakebigshep:I am streaming????Friend said it’s okay to mention that on here so I’m doing it. Gonna be drawing some bigguns today! http://twitch.tv/drakebigshep
bumbledeefumble: madisondavenports: definitelyshitty: tyronesuplac: definitelyshitty: velvetqueer: uhmwillowsomething: huesosmccoy: why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego”
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were-ralph:theworsethingsgettheharderifight:punished-nico:clonepa:jethroq:
triangles-dont-do-art:the-cooler-anon-deactivated2023:triangles-dont-do-art:the-cooler-anon-deactivated2023:b0nkcreat:b0nkcreat:god watching me blast the enamel off my teeth with the pussypopper tangerine redbull 9000 (eighteen fluid ounces of crack
afriendlyblackhottie:I’m at 3
nococknoballs: officialstaff:“but im returning from twitter and don’t know anything about tumblr humor!” just threaten to blow up a bank and tag it “#exploding money monday” or something. its not hard
difty-dift:emmavakarian-theirin:been thinking about sigourney weaver‘s ‘manic mondays’ laugh lately happy sigourney weaver manic monday
cuyahoga-balls:junkfoodcinemas: RoboCop (1987) dir. Paul Verhoeven
berserklrina:
tymorrowland:i would be so much cuter if i didn’t have to work tbh
fatefulfindings:fatefulfindings: clumsyoctopus: you get an invite to a gay wedding you open the card “WARNING: SHONEN-AI, YAOI, BOYXBOY, THAT MEANS BOY KISSES!!! LIME/LEMON LATER. DON’T LIKE DON’T ATTEND, RSVP PLZ” File this under posts from
spaceysoupy:If you’re outside the US and want to help, here are ten things you can do to protect ICWA, Indigenous children, and Tribal Sovereignty as a whole.Share information about ICWA, Brackeen v Haaland, and Tribal Sovereignty Share information
penistipheadass:ghastlyapparition:would u like a him in these trying times
sweetoothgirl: Shortbread Cookies
azuremallone:xxstraight-outta-chernobylxx:vibratingtruth-words-photos:DNA testing is a lie, it’s a way to get a sample of your DNA willingly. It’s a trap.👇23&Me is completely fake, this Lizard came out to be an Ashkenazis Jew🤔Spreading
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toastpotent:angelicguy:the funniest shit ive ever read but did karl marx predict this
reallyndacarter:tumblingus:Celebrities coming to tumblrThank you, Mr. Krabs.
radiofreederry:
thepervertedasian:oh my god is that man wearing crocs
giantffa:a look inside my mind I need me someone who looks at me like this
spacelazarwolf:i keep seeing thin ppl (like objectively thin) say they should be allowed to call themselves “midsized” because they have body dysmorphia so they don’t know how big they are and they “feel fat”, and something i would like y’all
depsidase:
localwarlockunion:violentdevotion:someone in the UK threw eggs at Charles and was arrested and has been banned from openly carrying eggs in public and has since been sent death threats but their statement on the matter was so fucking good“I did
theriu:wine-dark-sea:I can’t explain how much I love baguette child. I would protect them with my life. At first I was amazed and delighted and then I realized this is exactly the level of wit you should expect from a child who chose to dress as
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