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ayeforscotland:Obviously all big corporations have dickheads but the senior twitter managers who have stayed on sound like some of the worst people ever.Slack messages from a senior director of engineering, who just helped illegally fire a bunch of people
buoyantsaturn:new game tell me where you’re from, what the current temperature is, and whether you think that’s warm or cold, just in general. I’ll go first: Michigan, 42F, not that cold.
mothsprout:Wut(Cat is @/pixelandsophie on IG)
binchtaco:binchtaco:theweirdwideweb:why the fuck did my stupid high brain think the spoons were slugs oh my god wait theres a dolphin
qaer:cryptotheism:cryptotheism:cryptotheism:Oh. Alex Jones interviewed Kanye. I’m sure that went normally. I had low expectations but wow. r/kanye seems surprisingly sober about this whole deal. Hopefully a litmus test for Kanye’s broader
the gender norms are beating his ass
mett4t0n: himfluencer:by far my favorite thing anybody has said on the internet
kelpeigh:scribeofpnakotis:dash-n-step:ALTView on TwitterALTView on Twitterthe english language is truly a wonderall hail william the werewolf, proto-enbyDiversity win! The werewolf in your village goes by þei
headspace-hotel:ioccasionallyburnthings:1dietcokeinacan:pardon-my-venting:mazzes:i want to smoke crack with herGrandmama ATE thisNothing comparesI am OBSESSED with this Sometimes I can’t wait to be old and fabulous
ectoimp:podplease:sublingualspiro:sketiana:favorite kind of tweets that make me love people a little moretechnically u cd fill it with neutron degenerate matter and change your problems from exceeding the weight limit to all the consequences of somehow
pancakeke:I tried combining the 🥺 emoji with all the other emojis and these ones were the best
musicalhell: hillsofhell46566: sasgalula: He looks so excited my God 🤣🤣 I know this is about ecological balance and population control but I can’t help but imagine those wolves are on a covert mission to assassinate moose extremists or some
warplanerubdown:serfuzzypushover:Trying - @mattibee leaving gold in the hashtags
adiposesaleswoman:current mood with the only guy ever
huffylemon:
gamer-crow:foxes-and-moths:post-it-free:foxes-and-moths:female-malice:fakeosphere:godsgoredlamb:only-tiktoks:WHAT AN ABSOLUTE QUEEN FOR THIS a tutorial on rescuing someone from an uncomfortable or dangerous situationDamn. She did everything right. Yes,
homo-sex-shoe-whale:homo-sex-shoe-whale:As a Jewish person who suffers from bipolar disorder, I have no sympathy for Kanye West. Bipolar disorder turned me into an apathetic, irresponsible person, sure, but it never turned me into a fucking Nazi. There
polyhymniaagain: Honestly I hope the rail workers strike and I hope it does disrupt my Christmas plans some because it’s a sign labor still has power. Strikes and protests that don’t actually inconvenience anyone are Pepsi ads not politics.
teamstewy:
nophicastits:tencent: yeah we’re developing faceID AI algorithms to identify people in protests and riotseveryone: jesus that suckstencent: also here’s an AI art generator that can turn your selfies into anime!everyone, apparently: fuck yeah let me
logarto:
marzipanandminutiae:aromanticduck:Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.this joke would get the exact same reaction in 1870 that it gets in 2021
zsnes: Melanie Martinez wishes she was Grimes. Grimes wishes she was Bjork. Bjork wishes she was 2 inches tall so she could go inside the computer and have a big adventure
ringoroadagain: xtec: I’M OUT love the implication here that just by saying a scientific formula you cause something to happen like an arcane incantation
marinebiologyshitposts: pointnclick:the only way to tell if a man is truly gentle is if he has green moss and algae all over him from sleeping quietly, motionlessly, at the bottom of a crystal clear riverbed
disgustingplants: It was already bad… Then they made it somehow so much worse.
mythopoeticlicense:tiktoksthataregood-ish:
teradoration:ineffablyadumbass: ashedsnow: some-goblins-in-a-trench-coat: robotsexmonster: pipcomix: Be the voice in your demon’s head criticizing everything it does. i’m the inner demon now Ultimate meet cute
docmcstuffinu: roach-works:crystalwitch-in-the-tardis:volumenviridem:artisanalbooty: highhoneypiee: Pick a bottle any bottle lol I recently read an article about a therapy group for depressed people who had all attempted suicide at some point. The
bumbledeefumble:sadhoc:do you understand how many fat people don’t use needed mobility aids because of the violence they would face for existing in public, and become essentially housebound? how many people lose limbs and organs because doctors
casual-de-jeckle-deactivated202:
mlarayoukai:You show a cat something and they’re like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don’t care
meme-quern:transryuji:transryuji:transryuji:This is probably like my favourite comic ever made in the world i thinkHe’s literally worse than the joker
thecelestialmother: weight goals: hella BMI goals: hella body fat % goals: hella
tuulikki:caparrucia:grison-in-space:dee-the-red-witch:sleepwithgiggli:Right-Wing Groups Have Created Drag “Alert Systems” to Monitor PerformancesThe TLDR: violent bigots have created a site that anyone can use to report the location of a drag event.
Unbaptized Babies Driving Gay Cars
https://www.patreon.com/posts/got-to-glut-day-75518127?utm_medium=sharesheet&utm_source=sharesheet&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_linkNew pic set on patreon
monstrous-wolf:
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micro-usb:
tucutucus:tomatomagica:cosmonautroger:Here is the original creator! Please support them and check more of their videos with the same characters. They are beautifully animated and have a very endearing charm to them.
caliburnabsolute:manywinged:manywinged:y'know what? the stained glass window designers had the right idea, we need more angels with kaleidoscope wings.
themythicalcodfish:tiktoksthataregood-ish:oh goody a pony cleaning instruction vid-WHAT THE FUCK
beetledrink:beetledrink:on the 30+ hour train ride home i decided to read a bunch of stephen king short stories i had skipped over years prior because they didn’t interest me and i read Night Flier first and that is literally a story about a detective
emeraldwhale:cloudstation:Worst types of country songs:Alcoholism rulesGod bless the USATruckDiet christian musicLove a small town blue eyed girlBest types of country songs:Just a specific ass situationI hate this damn jobWoman kills those who’ve
lettersfrombeachhead:mosertone:Coal miner’s child using a hole in the door to enter a bedroom with a smoking pipe in one hand and a gun in the other in Bertha Hill, West Virginia. Photo by Marion Post Wolcott. 1938
hisworstnightmare:pretty sure i could romanticise anything, i am deeply delusional.
motherfucker-somewhat-limited:kurganfilledwithbearbones:kurganfilledwithbearbones:There are people getting angry about Eddie Izzard and like…. what year is itPeople saying Eddie Izzard is using she pronouns to further her career. She’s Eddie
everydaylouie:Game Idea: VR Tug of War
nincomments:
ilikethemwings:laora-ryn:Saw this license plate today and I’m still ugly laughing about it ALT
drakebigshep:I accidentally clicked off a post that was making me laugh and now I can’t find it fuck this site Thaaaaaaaaat’s tumblr
butchmime:someone help me my girlfriend will not stop saying “democracy dies in darkness” in a daffy duck voice she’ll like drop something in the kitchen and instantly go “democrathy dieth in darkneth”
cipher-fresh:scots-dragon:abbiistabbii:mewthulhu:abbiistabbii:Ok, so this is a callout post for EstablishedTitles.comAs a Scottish person, I need to say this:ESTABLISHED TITLES IS A SCAM!You cannot become a Lord/Lady in Scotland by owning land of any
zetrystan: zetrystan:zetrystan: Technically true. He got the job. He takes his job seriously.
kreetn: