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jaubaius: “Hold this, I’ll bring him back “
epersonae:jaeger-bombastic-was-taken:djklmnx:#an optimist sees an upward spiral#a pessimist sees a downward spiral#i’m over 40#i see a whole lot of fucking steps
animentality:Elon Musk just bought Twitter, for those of you who didn’t know. Rip to @mommybigdick who’s probably gonna get banned for being funny.
beardedmrbean:I don’t think many people realize how extraordinarily lucky we are that corvids don’t have opposable thumbs
deadpoet-skull:“i’m fine” *disappears in the fog and is never found again*
cat-potatoes-deactivated20470604:seabassapologist:In light of today’s bird app news, I’m glad we can be an inspiration to those less fortunate than us. Godspeed Tumble lost money because trump made overreaching anti sex work laws which meant tumble
mezmer:bigwordsandsharpedges2:beardedmrbean:Dude save some for us homely guysthis guy is a better clown than any actual clownaverage white man from detroit
shizukais:
crtter:adamthegirl:daily-cats:Aww look at this beautiful kitty these were pictures of a sphynx cat, ffs. tumblr removed them because the bot detected skin. so dumb at times, this site.
fishingscam:op didn’t add a link so here’s a link to his patreon where all of his minis are free to download please support him if you can
langernameohnebedeutung:langernameohnebedeutung:ALTThey’re having fun! The bumblebees are having fun!ALTALT🥺
arirna:
brendanicus:It’s awesome how this woman is torpedoing the fuck out of the goodwill and respect voice actors have clawed their way into getting over the last few years for whatever Category 5 White Woman Moment bender she’s currently on
salty-french-fry: brandnewatari2600: you can only reblog this today Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work
deoidesign:cumpriest:so funny to me when white american christians are like “ooh i incorporate my religious trauma into my art and thats why i draw these stained glass gothic church gold multi eyed reneissance sculpture angels agnus dei” like i know
nymph1e:bunnygrl-femme:mortimermcmirestinks:itched:itched:itched:he’s so right for thisother best tweets include reminder that, as far as anyone knows, this man is literally 100% cisgender. this is fantastic. I love him ever soThis is a streamer, and
cryptotheism:evilwizard:returning, disloyal tumblr users (TWITTER DEVIANTS) should know about the WIZARD TITHE !basically you have to pay a WIZARD TITHE
clownboybebop:
ruinedchildhood:
cbc-bb: would it krill you to have a little shrimpathy?
amphitryo: awa64: siphersaysstuff: unpretty: unpretty: some dudes like to talk a big game about how comedy suffers when people are afraid to offend but man, Mitch Hedberg was a white dude working in the era of peak offensive edgelord and his shit holds
sweetiepie08:devontae: @blackaquokat
lillard: “…as the minuteness of the parts formed a great hindrance to my speed, I resolved therefore, to make the creature of a gigantic stature.” YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN (1974)
bazpitch:
onion-souls:Also, Stinky Pete was objectively correct. If I’m waiting in a box for half a century with only a clinically depressed doll and a toy horse with horse intelligence (?), mere days from going to a Japanese Toy Museum, you are not fucking
thethetwistedone: danskjavlarna:“Coming events cast their shadows before.“ From Movie Classic, 1934. Strange shadows creeping through time: the shadow gallery. Wondering about this post? Wait for the dissertation (TBA).For now: Weblog ◆ Books
beardedmrbean:
kinggizzard:neophyteredglare: edgay: im quitting tumblr ok see u tomorrow this post is now 10 fucking years old
weaselle:gottalottarocks: the brilliance of peer review is it relies on educated experts experiencing the very human feeling that the only thing better than proving that you are right about things is proving other people are wrong about things.So when,
Unbaptized Babies Driving Gay Cars
beardyoakenshield:
platonicallyinlovewithtrees: hedgehog-moss: I’m reading a book on the history of man-made monsters and at one point it casually mentions “the famous Pope Formosus, who was the focus of the terrifying Cadaver Synod.” I can’t believe I went to
butchlizbian:depsidase:AHdhsgsgsg
multi-axislaserchicken:maidencryptid:Enough of “this character is my son” this character is my nephew, not my responsibility but I’m taking him out for lunch and buying him hot wheels
derinthescarletpescatarian:There are manmade joys beyond my comprehension, too. The horrors aren’t special.
canolatie:lord almighty i need positivity on the dash please tell the person you reblog this from something kind
cantfightfatetoo:BATMAN (1966-1968)
tomatomagica:hatingongodot:does gandalf big naturals mean nothing to them
powerburial:
do you love the color of the sky: abridged version
the-haiku-bot:vergess:vonlipwig:my life really did improve when i decided to just constantly, casually compliment my friends and family. i cannot recommend it more. it makes everything better. you look incredible in that shirt, you’re one of the
mugenfinder:whencartoonsruletheworld:were–ralph:They’re coming…..FUCKING SCATTER
mensajeroseis:have you guys seen this. im so entranced im posting it everywhere
fifties-sixties-everyday-life:Halloween, 1966.
inkmo:happens to the best of us
worldheritagepostorganization: eeyes: galbowos: I’ll miss you cool i was scrolling tumblr while i’m taking a shit and i start laughing at this post and apparently alerted an enormous wolf spider in the bathroom of my presence and it charged right
pikky126:wizard-email:arcnoise:slitherpunk:you heathens will reblog day specific posts any day of the week. i woke up thinking it was wednesday happy wake up thinking it was wednesday sundayit’s fucking fridayhappy woke up thinking it was wednesday
ur-daily-inspiration:
english-history-trip:shining-supernova:english-history-trip:note to self: polearms
earthlyblurbs:astraldemise:sorry for the lack of art recently if i dont partake in the salmon run for at least five hours a day i will not survive
lartsnart:sharper-and-bigger:lartsnart:Did I ever tell you guys that I made another one?75% certain that “wherefore” means “why” Yeah, and I used it as such.
fishing-lesbian-catgirl:I’ve seen this panel a million times but only today did I see the rest of the 4-panel it’s fromThis context makes it so much funnier to me
arunima:
randomitemdrop:l-g-bard-t: randomitemdrop: Item: mirror in which Tumblr and DeviantArt admins trapped a bunch of Onceler knockoff OCs back in 2013-15–but the seal is starting to fade, and they don’t like being forgotten. Don’t worry…how bad
nudityandnerdery:natalieironside:natalieironside:Tumblr is an Amelia Bedelia ass website No matter how precisely you try to phrase something, there’s at least one person out there who will find a way to misinterpret you in a way that no reasonable
funnytwittertweets:
moved2violentfeedist:
twerklina:
skipperdamned:memewhore:All kids born after 2035 know is sunbleached rags, moisture catcher, 150 rated suncare, radiation detector, goggles, and crypto guide