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unofficial-horse-extract:hustlerose:i’m not arguing with a microwaveboy.Microwave boyfriend when you spoon: ⚡️ 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥🔥 🔥 ⚡️ 🔥 🔥⚡️🎇🔥💥🔥🔥🔥🧯🔥🔥🔥🔥🚒 🚒
aconstantstateofbladerunner:hellishrebuke:spartanlocke:tearlessrain:somehow knowing that tumblr is being kept around mostly as a testing ground for advertisers and corporations doesn’t even make me feel that exploited, because every social media site
mr-tom-hiddlestoned: delicatemv: cinderteethe: yo-its-matt: yo-its-matt: yo-its-matt: yo-its-matt: *opens tinder* *sees the name “Brantleigh”* *closes tinder* *reopens tinder* *closes tinder* Hey I’m having an aneurism I don’t even
lesbianhallieparker:girl can i she/them titties
inneskeeper:inneskeeper:sethprotector:inneskeeper:“I don’t like the Jack Harkness test because it means it’s okay to fuck Scooby Doo” yes that’s the entire damn point of the Harkness test. The Harkness Test doesn’t
gemthegerm:calvin and hobbes is my favorite comic strip ever
zandraxofnebulon:This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen and I don’t know why
a-humble-waffle:bowling-with-skulls:benchowmein:pleasereturntoheaven:*gets dressed up to spend time in the woods alone*once at dawn i dressed up in my regency suit and went for a walk in the woods where i heard someone go “oh” (a little like a moan)
macleod:elliewilliams:This deserves awards, between the phrasing, the switching back and forth, the music, the tone, and of course ryuk are all just too perfect
Gods New Name
beardedmrbean:
thatadhdfeel:bi-honor:thatadhdfeel: thatadhdfeel:if you have adhd you can shoot lasers from your eyes as a treat Can I have the power to wash the dishes instead? unrealistic
serafaina:the-home-kvetch:headspace-hotel:catgirl-kaiju:ellielol:u don’t like kitty and puppy? 🐈 meow? 🐕 bark?Beyond parody that conservatives see a study saying “perhaps we should provide animal companionship to college kids?”
ghouloriented:pancheteenginemind: question
radiofreederry:I’m learning about metal gear solid
videodromefag:Stand tall against the haters! Keep it real and stay true to you 🙌 😙✨TERFS KILL YOURSELVES BTW 😍✨💋🏳️⚧️
sandmandaddy69:
geeklywhimsical:State Griffin: West Virginia!Cardinal (State Bird) + Black Bear (State Animal)
crumplelush:New skeleton war lore just dropped
Welcome Twisted Ones
cosmicsprite:mutuals how fucking tall are you
woodsgotweird: the fact that the feedism community isn’t full of wealthy benefactors lovingly pampering and fattening up feedees so they can live a life of hedonistic luxury but is instead a den of stolen porn and entitlement complexes straight up
bonesleo: bonesleo: this is the single greatest meme i have seen from any of my facebook groups and frankly y’all need to step up your game so update since i posted this i became friends with the person who made it and yesterday i was like ‘i stole
inneskeeper:inneskeeper:So long gayboy Im boutta get it! [Walks down the stairs of the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant] [comes back up covered in lipstick kisses] all of my cells are the wrong one now
soberscientistlife:Read that last sentence again
catchymemes:
charlesoberonn:flavinbagel:beardedmrbean:Don’t think I’ve seen them all together in one big video like this beforeGod I love things doing the things that they do
thatonenewdungeonmaster:
mordrediscariot:beard-man-cometh:memewhore:The last ride of Paul Reverebiblically accurate angel
log6:zvaigzdelasas:“It only tastes good if you ignore the fact that it has things in it that taste good”“sensory savory gland” the tongue?
fat-tea-fat:new year’s resolution: find those pounds people keep losing.
foreverial:foreverial:shouting “DERIVATIVE!” at an art school kid just walking down the street from a moving vehicle, they break down and sobokay but if i, a guy driving a car, yell that at somebody walking on the sidewalk, that’s not really an
chadillacboseman:Stolen from twitter bc I need to see everyone’s answers
hjarta:hjarta:i love u gay people who live in my phone because i can post “i’m a lesbian who is kind of a guy” and everyone understands
feistypuppythatwantstowatchball:equal-pay:💀💀💀HOW ARE PEOPLE LEAVING OUT THE BEST PART
jackironsides:annaknitsspock: spocks-a-thot:iamspacingout:vulcanwlw:vulcanwlw-deactivated20190504:i literally can’t listen to tik tok by kesha without thinking about that goddamn star trek tos fanvid…you know the one this fucking videoCongrats to
drawing2cope:the ‘tried to kill you’ to found family pipeline tho
Spej
derinthescarletpescatarian:zwoelffarben:derinthescarletpescatarian:derinthescarletpescatarian:derinthescarletpescatarian:wielderofscythes:derinthescarletpescatarian: I can’t wait until my sense of taste is back. This cup of tea tastes like hot water.
i-can-bench-220:this is it. this is the funniest scooby doo clip
donesparce:donesparce:donesparce:me and the girlies watching rot and decay occur👁👁me and the girlies watching you trying to spell mushroom 👁👁👁👁
princessbento:partygock:mysharona1987:brucie baby? this brucie baby??brucie baby lore
musclemanveryregular: ginger-ale-official: musclemanveryregular:ginger-ale-official: I beg of you people stop posting takes about the Velma show I have observed so much through osmosis against my will You know who else has observed so much through
rustingbridges:I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am
foreveryoung.
lemonsharks:everythingfox:Hope is stored in the cat
furbearingbrick:demongirlcock:Dont let the government or your parents tell you to stop wiggling!
westmeath:kittenchomp:hears someone pounding at my door immediately before receiving this message
catgirlcumguzzler:tumbwr:tumbwr:himbofisher:memorycycle:i went to strong apes that kill you island and go onshe hasn’t responded, im gonna go check on strong apes that kill you island. BRB! ⠀
izvode:Beverages for everyone scrolling 🧋🧃🍵🍵🥤☕🧃☕🧋
frankly-ludicrous:aphony-cree: nightmare-your-worst: quill-of-thoth: leoismybookcrush: tilthat: TIL that Billy Crystal’s character, Miracle Max, in the Princess Bride was so funny that it nearly stopped the production of the movie. One actor bruised
that-bat:Back in 2015, Mindy Kaling was on the Conan Show joking about how she “spontaneously” (without his consent) kissed actor Lee Pace on the set of her show the Mindy Project. When her producers warned her she could get sued for sexual harassment,
epersonae:jaeger-bombastic-was-taken:djklmnx:#an optimist sees an upward spiral#a pessimist sees a downward spiral#i’m over 40#i see a whole lot of fucking steps
tiktoks-we-like:
sygol:lets out a single pitious whimper but doesn’t elaborate
tymorrowland:why get a plushie when you could just get a fat boyfriend?
socialistexan:Gee, I wonder why?
killyfromblame:Sometimes a guitar riff is to sound what a garlic hitting hot oil is to smell. You know what I mean?
Unbaptized Babies Driving Gay Cars
chilewithcarnage:uxji:
