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natasharomanovofficial:theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:stimman3000:.RELEASE THE BUBBLE HORSE (via)
annoyingbychoice:clownswolf:hey can you guys build me a man real quickheadboobsbellydicklegsfeetSee Results
im-a-goat-in-disguise:zazzedcoffee:Hey, you want to see a glitched poll?YesObviouslyOf courseSee ResultsOf course this somehow manages to happen
I'm gay and my glasses are dirty
popipeko:trendytrashprince:NEW BUG RACE this time it’s all snails🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌See Results
nim-lock:therustyskull:liina-puff:pileofknives:zeesqueere:ohtehnoeszombies:roylitchi:when people put “trigger warning” on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is forthis post contains notesdoes it?does it though?Fuck is
chilewithcarnage:teabree-shark:TWINKLE TACKLE
autie-j:Shouting this at all the tumblr porn bots that have been following me
kubo-kubo:official-lucifers-child:imnotrevealingmyname:crunchbuttsteak:You can only reblog this on the 3st of Januarythe 3st huh?
If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.
facelessoldgargoyle:wizardpostsdotorg:“blue hair” this, “pronouns” that. find someone with flowing silver hair and spellsand big naturals
Gaunty's Blog
enchantingruinscandy:Putting powdered sugar on the post below
enchantingruinscandy:
calebwhaleb:You can only REBLOG THIS TODAY
just-bears-here:voloom: hyvä ja pyöreä…. @themintyone
boyboobs:put your bra back on boy we have a murder to solve
ezorzea:take your bra back off boy we just solved a murder
jackalgirl: dazzleyourmindseye:calico-and-lace: prose-n-scripts: so I go to animation school now please unmute this That was… not what I expected it to be but I am delighted eeeeeeeeee
aquilacalvitium:aquilacalvitium:Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I’ll practise basic self careWhy 666k? Because it’s funny and impossible so good fucking luckWELL FUCK ME I GUESS
funnytwittertweets:
uiruu:cicadianrhythm:uiruu:hallowed be thy ween you’re gonna hollow out my what your ween
incorrectsmashbrosquotes:raeloganthesonic06fangirl:dynamax–grookey:ramavatarama: What you think Pokémon was 20 years ago vs Pokémon 20 years ago. What you think Sonic was 20 years ago vs Sonic 20 years ago
bebethebudgie:the post below is fucking incinerated. sorry
roselalonde: hey guys i jus-AAAAA 🔥 AAAAAAAA🔥🔥AAA 🔥 🔥 A 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
more-comfortable-in-hell:shiinsei:Du Gay 👉
stankpasta:captainhaterade: switchingtogeico: urfavhatesterfs: YOU hates terfs rb if u hates terfs
jensenackles-ismyreligion: essenceofrose: passionate-lovely-soul: jupitersmusings: good things will happen 🧿 things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿 THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT. Okay I reblogged and got into the entrepreneurship
thegreatandpowerfulversy:wizard-email:arcnoise:slitherpunk:you heathens will reblog day specific posts any day of the week. i woke up thinking it was wednesday happy wake up thinking it was wednesday sundayit’s fucking fridayhappy reblog happy wake
traceytonight:themythicalcodfish:drinkyourjuiceshelby:aluminumapples:shuttershocky:kineticpenguin:hctibykoops:earhartsease:Elon Musk Has Officially Lost ๕ Billion This YearniceniceNiceNicenicethat’s the spirit Like to charge, reblog to cast
hatchetfield-scarecrow:Big day for weird little towns
floatinglonewanderer:sznmjun:cosmicretreat:The farmers wonTHANK FUCK
cupcake-smoothie1:hellsite-hall-of-fame: tshifty:wamscoastsmoker: httpwtnv: wamscoastsmoker: socialphobix: wamscoastsmoker: IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E
lychniscitrus:hey since pride month is coming up remember fuck disney fuck apple fuck google fuck amazon fuck walmart fuck all companies who use our flags and symbols during pride month and do nothing to support us and especially FUCK COPS
spooky-rose-boy:bambi-lesbian-posts:whitepeopletwitter:No Snakes, Yes Snakes It’s No Snakes Tuesday It’s Yes Snakes Sunday
gardening-tea-lesbian:Original thread:https://mobile.twitter.com/DianaMiller5/status/1522278413096132609?cxt=HHwWgoC53deJnKAqAAAANote, I am finding these threads on the twitter feeds of ICU nurses who are now dreading the horrors that Roe falling will
offices-regionalbranch:thewest-isdead:Liberals ruined eat the rich for me by no longer making it what it really should be about, killing the rich.Someone in a TikTok comment section once was like “but my dad is very rich and he is so nice :(”
mumblesplash:kai-teaa:tumblrs cardinal sin is being tumblr
weaver-z:Imagine being a reverse Superman where you’re really weak and struggle to keep up with your peers for your whole life until you learn that you’re actually just from a race of aliens with comparatively shit body strength. This is the
Dr. Ron Noculars MD
phantomrose96: marypsue: mickeymagpie:marypsue:Please reblog this with the most unflattering picture you have of your pet(s). Especially if they’re cats. no cats unfortunately but here’s my dog paloma looking like vicar amelia from bloodborne
amygdalae:amygdalae:I feel kinda bad for the Bad Luck Brian meme dude tbh. All the guy did was look sorta dorky as a teenager and ppl have been clowning on him for decadesNevermind he’s an nft guy im rescinding my sympathy empathy etc.
doubleca5t:Now THIS is advertising
wizardshark:westmeath:kittenchomp:hears someone pounding at my door immediately before receiving this messageIt took me like three reads to realize those are different
mrevaunit42:windewehn:cybersexanalyst:nytfythfhtyf:hgtv show hosts: we made this dark disgusting house into a nice bright warm cozy masterpiecethe house:needs a pop of color … I think some red accents would really give it that homey feel :)
caralarm-bicycles:dankmemeuniversity:You can really sense the tumblr userbase aging
guerrillatech:
thesuburbanerd:the-library-alcove:grandalchemistpt:demilypyro:demilypyro:I dunno I mean I knew a lot of Americans were against it but I assumed they were all elitist right wing weirdos.What’s the mainstream left wing position then if it’s
peysi:best-of-reblogs: anonymouse-the-asian: maya-why: dinosoverhumans: yearns-in-lesbian: adulthoodisokay:worldheritagepostorginization: artemislocheia: 5sos-smut-world: thejamesboyle: caluummhood: HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE MAKE A
thoughtportal:going above and beyond
froglegsz:lloras:
1-4-1-8-0:insomninteniac:1-4-1-8-0:But it’s Thursday???
cidnangarlond:cidnangarlond:reblog for a soup blessing in 2022everyone saying “please” in the tags we’re gonna get through 2022 together and by god we’re gonna do it with bowls of our favorite soup to keep us company and happy
uservillanelle:You try to make everyone happy, but are so hard on yourself. And if I taught you that… I’m sorry. So don’t hold back. For anyone. The farther you go, the prouder I will be. Turning Red (2022) dir. Domee Shi
Japan’s ‘killing stone’ splits in two, releasing superstitions amid the sulphur springs
teathattast:
Something Almost Nice, Doused in Horror
sheris532:xuwenwu:requested by @yellenabelovas ❤️ // [insp.] THE AVENGERS (2012) dir. Joss Whedon 🤣😆
darksouschef:emmahartauthor:jedi-anakin: STANLEY TUCCI: SEARCHING FOR ITALY (2021) Seems reasonable This is what I do when customers piss me off