The Emerald Shapeshifter (emarelda.tumblr.com)
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succusia:RIP Shirt
antonio-redgrave: theskaldspeaks: serialreblogger: action–cats: headspace-hotel: You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase
ssalmonn:
sneergone-deactivated20200129:
newheaf:nice
lesbiancloudtail:me baking: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!! me cleaning up: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck
UFOh My Heart | Tapas
"clown on vacation" vibes
chefpyro: chefpyro: Sometimes… things
heaven-sin:If the corona virus ended tomorrow, what is the first thing you would do out of quarantine? Reblog and add your answer in the tags ☺️
prisonhannibal:otterjpg:prisonhannibal:she sounds so cool I hope she leaves him and has a great life with someone who appreciates herqueen shitI am pleased to know they broke up tonight
aevios:thanksbutnothankyou: [id= tweet by Alicia Lutes @/alicialutes on 11/12/20 “This whole ‘another’ lockdown thing, like some of us ever left the first one??????”tweet by SOTUS @/SteamboatUSA on 11/11/20“If the stay at home orders that are
generalgrievousdatingsim: generalgrievousdatingsim: generalgrievousdatingsim: “why are you reading/watching/listening to the same thing again, you’ve already seen it before” also
yosb:yosb:yosb:Thank you progressive and BIPOC grassroots organizers who mobilized the vote and delivered this election. Let their lives be centered in the policies that result.🍑 THE FIGHT FOR DEMOCRACY IS NOT OVER IN GEORGIA! Let’s make Bernie the
dealanexmachina:Because Trump was golfing (of course) when the election was called, he had to drive through all of DC celebrating his outsting. Most have posted the picture (above) of his face as they drove in. I would also like to share with you the
spark-circuit:absolutely LIVING for Gravity Falls creator Alex Hirsch’s Twitter atm
nutwit:marypickfords:
sabertoothwalrus:vine shut down about the same time trump was elected into office. maybe now…… it will return
mitski-miyawakis:francescaridesbikes:One of my dissertation mentors turned down a tenure track job because at the interview she was introduced by first name and the men of equal rank were addressed as “Dr.” i noticed this too even in 2016, when
nebulous-bounds-of-bad-taste:Me: so anyway, everyone shipped an angel with this monster hunter-Child: grandma what does this have to do with the 2020 electionMe:
if its a canoe, i sit
stupid-dyke:owiez:owiez:JOE IS BIDEN ? FUCK I MEANT JOE IS PREISDENTE ?
Something Almost Nice, Doused in Horror
violetwolfraven:hotel-firingsquad:soft-petey: selfgoals: If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now. it’s fucking disgusting that i just lost 6 followers
batkid4life:me checking CNN and NPR every 2 mins
cherubgirrl:
siawiki: chiakihayasaka: (clears my throat and stands at a podium) cock
sabertoothwalrus:when you gotta pspspspsps at your catboy bf to come eat 😔
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waspgrave:waspgrave:
phantomrose96:phantomrose96:phantomrose96:phantomrose96:Tumblr really left “I can’t even” back in like, 2013. but if there’s gonna be one night that it’s valid to revive that phrase, it’s tonight.2020 lacks the vocabulary. It’s a lexical
psychoticrambling: psychoticrambling: psychoticrambling: I may have created a twitter account claiming to be the california state government and immediately pissed off trump I’m having way too much fun with this account more states have joined in
fandomchaosposts:official-lucifers-child:every time i think, i take 10 damageand everytime we kiss I swear I could fly
chappellellison: *At CVS. A brown starling that’s stuck in the store, flies by the register* me pointing at the bird: is that your manager cashier: … me: sorry, that was a bad joke cashier: Oh good I was about to say, because clearly THAT’S
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amarguerite:beckyloveslife:I work retail, and have for many years now. I’m not an easily fazed person and have a Talk No Shit, Take No Shit mentality. However, I also have a pretty intense anxiety disorder on top of other mental health issues and
lazulisong:Yo as we enter into the final hours of the latest countdown to our collective like, doom or whatever, reminder that:It’s gonna happen if you refresh the internet or not, so put your phone down and do something else for a whileKeep hydratedTake
artofkace: Cozy owl family nest time for a kofi 🥺 these gremlins could probably fall asleep anywhere
crazy-pages: bigmouthlass: fadingthebiscuit: to-dance-beneath-the-diamond-sky: naamahdarling: naamahdarling: little-limabean: runtrovert: Friendly reminder that 1200 calories is the recommended amount for a 5 year old this hit me. another fact
nazyalenskey: thoroughlymodernhippie: truuustme-imawriter: Daniel Handler everyone I’d be laughing at this if I wasn’t busy reeling from the fact that this guy is a real person and I’ve just seen his true face
*dual wielding my new wizard staves*
gauntletspirit:divinesmite:gets kissed by a girl then immediately explodes @notoftheskaal
saiyurithecutie:the reason why gaze and gays are pronounced the same is because we’re always watching.
ankle-beez:Today’s the day
holysmotez:Thank you for coming to my one-off production of If Subtext Were Subtitles
bigchiefatl: techtonicactivity: spintowin: she’s out there making owl noises who
pineappleklaxon: profoundgaiety: From Woroni, 1986. what I say to myself when I get too worked up and have to calm myself down
xloy4lty: smallmetal: smallmetal: smallmetal: smallmetal: smallmetal: smallmetal: smallmetal: smallmetal: smallmetal: ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
pokecraftking: Pretty good, right FUCKER? Say hi to your Mom For me!
cr-familiar-faces: perplexedcam: tastefullyoffensive: The Tragic School Bus (photos via dontori) In the last picture wouldn’t it be “Dammit Ms. FREEZEle?
if you dont like this big, heavy, POWERFUL, iron covered MONSTER
dailytoh:autumn aesthetic.
passumbapper: passumbapper: alphynix: theraptorcage: jaubaius: The curious dance moves of the Striped Cuckoo. I’m sorry???? Excuse me sir???? You have hands and are a bird please explain The “hands” seen here are really the alula – the
lizthehedgehog:bringing this back because they somehow got my address and sent me a post card asking for donations
sabertoothwalrus: brunhiddensmusings: injuries-in-dust: Check history, this is literally what the Nazis did! anyone with a ‘trump 2020′ campaign flag/poster/ecc is openly saying ‘yes im okay with all of that even if im not actively supporting
