The Emerald Shapeshifter (emarelda.tumblr.com)
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posts-from-a-brighter-timeline:
my-darling-boy:Starting some silly autistic comics because they vibe (his name is Apple Sauce)
heresylog:picsthatmakeyougohmm: hmmm Let Jesus guide you in all you do
wvoukbb:Piers and his best buddy Obstagoon @themintyone
no-one-told-you-life-was-gay:alaimo:my-wanton-self:animalwoonz:Personal space? Nope - never heard of it.Is that…… them @todorokitops
wordfather:rascalbot:wordfather:things are going to be difficult. But youare going to be difficulterthats the spirit!!!!! be a problem to your problems!!!!!!!!! mark your territory! !!!!!!!
dillyt:my cat: *walks in my room*me: oh!!!! hello stinky!!!!! come over here smelly!!! psspssspsspsspsst nchnchnchnch come on! please???my cat:
triforce-princess: this comment was so great i had to immortalize it in the gif. thank you
honeydrippingbeehives:swordmahes:ra ra rasputin 10 months into quarantine It is a shame how it carried on
"if you could have any videogame ability what would it be?"
notquitetwilight:strengthofthewolfisthepack: thothoward:cats be like damn we are cuddling 😳 what if I bit you for no reason girls be like damn we are cuddling 😳 what if I bit you for no reason vampires be like damn we are cuddling 😳 what
sugarsheeps: bunjywunjy: wellpitterpatter: yo what is up with the dude on the right’s vibe incandescent Thats george washington
oylmpians: oylmpians: my love language is the same as a crow. if you’re nice to me i’ll bring you useless little trinkets from my travels that made me think of you if you’re an internet friend it comes in the form of memes at 2am
birdship:twiabpaianlatfwnogf:son i have a waifu you might think is pretty “kawaii”, and her name is responsibility-chan
dreaming-paradise-dixie:sweetjinxii:sourcherrymagiks: eunnieboo: pink in the night If there is a time I don’t reblog this it will be because the apocalypse got me also the creator confirmed the brunette girl is trans!! I had a strong feeling the
memewhore:
"clown on vacation" vibes
ethantherenegade:exvind:hauntedcreek:picsthatmakeyougohmm:hmmm POV: you are an uber eats driver THE BEACON?!
gay-irl:gay_irl
theblehthatbloos:suddenlyoranges:theblehthatbloos:chongoblog:chongoblog:chongoblog:weirdmageddon: @themintyone
lemondorp: trashboat: op change your url challenge I thought it was going to be something like ‘unfunny-comics’, but what I read instead completely obliterated me.
labelleizzy:let-me-dream-with-the-stars:jemariel:dee-the-red-witch:baconis42:kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:it’s 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance’s new album is coming out the
katy-l-wood:verohallinto:Literally the first thought I had was käänteiskentauriThis is version 1.0, which he made years ago, and it sadly fell apart due to being made of cardboard and left in the rain. Due to the popularity of the video, though, he’s
superlova:me, a legal adult: when i grow up,
demilypyro:even-the-sparrow:demilypyro:sonaspectrum:demilypyro:Dont let my intelligence distract from the fact that I’m stupidHigh int and low wisOr high wis and low int? High int and high wis but terrible, TERRIBLE luck on the rollsHigh int and
fluffysheeps:Moocha, Strawberry, Vanilla 🐮
wickedwonderlandd:lmaonade:girl you look like you drop common loot when defeated
onemanstampede: sylveongender: axiomschema: sailorbrazil: points have been made Counterpoint an addition We’re done
akdr:8 ADHD SYMPTOMS THAT NO ONE TOLD YOU ABOUT!!!huge boobsi mean some serious honkers a real set of badonkers packin some dobonhonkerosmassive dohoonkabhankoloosbig ol’ tonhongerekoogerseven bigger bonkhonagahoogs humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
faramirdyke:me on my alloted one (1) day every few months I am allowed to have executive function
tomparkerpetermanspiderholland: eleanora-nektah: imsopopfly: gaymilesedgeworth: gaymilesedgeworth: my favorite American holiday is the one where we have a gopher predict the weather the gopher has spoken What did he say? “Trans Rights”
gauntletspirit:1nsomnizac:unown:This is like the American version of that one British guy reacting to the tea LMFAO
tearsinthemist:conniejoworld:adamthegirl:both perfectly phrasedI like this
knight-in-dull-tinfoil: pileofknives: thehauntedmansion2003: assuming an average body weight of 8 lbs this bitch can stomp you with 40 lbs of force in less time than the blink of an eye. we stan Secretary birds as antifascist symbol
proserpine-in-phases:persephinae:ursulaklegun:People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin??? You like having six months of grey skies? You
lindleland:cockhaver:uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu:cockhaver:exeggcute:tumblr discourse is like three steps away from people putting their SAT scores in their bio and using that as a way of deciding whose opinions are most correctPENIS SIZE IN BIOS NOWDONT
tonysopranobignaturals:noooo don’t participate in the free market you’re not part of the capitalist class noooo you’re messing it up
sabertoothwalrus:It’s a shame about Sisu’s dragon design, cause her human design is extremely appealing. I wish her dragon form was more like a water monitor or something…
forcekenobi:talking to your pet is likestinky (affectionate)idiot (affectionate)pet’s actual name (derogatory)
rafespeaks:turbomun:turbomun:turbomun:I HAVE NEVER……BEEN SO PROUD OF MY LITTLEST SISTER……………..apparently some kid on her school bus was saying transphobic slurs so SHE KICKED HIM IN THE NUTSshe warned our
gauntletspirit:johnnyjoestarrelatable:iridescentjaq:johnnyjoestarrelatable:johnnyjoestarrelatable:johnnyjoestarrelatable:i think it’s fucked up that there are plants that decided they wanted to eat meat a plant’s job is literally to just exist
artartissijam: Also you can be gay hugoandmendigosdad: Okay but this is probably the post that will make me buy this game like What the fuck I thought it was just a farming sim szbnahl: Don’t forget that the country you’re in is being invaded by
cerolinda:cerolinda:cerolinda:vinitile-deactivated20210311:cerolinda:spinyax:cerolinda:cerolinda:kiryma:cerolinda:cerolinda:cerolinda:I’m off to fight God does anyone want anything?Sorry everyone, God didn’t drop anything worthwhile, only
wilwheaton:I am here for the motherfucking consequences.
libraford:cannibalcoalition:Hello, I have frustrations about being an ‘essential worker’ during the pandemic. I like how this has over 2000 notes and we pretty much all agree that it’s ridiculous.
abeautiful-dream: probably-a-crying-duck: goopy-amethyst: tesladyneindustries: mistomaxo: yiffmaster: this is the most surreal most 21st century sentence I’ve ever read noo how is angry birds collecting sexual orientation data? how do these
acakewalkofcrocodiles:
adelphicoracle: thatsbelievable: Best scroll down I’ve seen in a while
the-fucker-named-skeletor:afronerdism:ofcabbagezandkingz:rivainibabe:holdyourghost:the-vape-store:the-most-beautiful-duwang:xtec:chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904:whats agricultureTHISI showed this to my boyfriend and he sprinted to the cupboard and pulled
a-fearful-ace:piperpancakes:dissapointment-the-christmas-elf:piperpancakes: We only have four days to make shitty textposts about 2021 that will age like milk tumblr rev your engines i predict that trumpies are gonna riot at some point Hey dude! What
highkingofskyrim: zader: durbikins: funny noise cat login sound haha just like chicken
highkingofskyrim: chicken-fluff-butts: *slappy wattle noises* haha just like cat
computationalcalculator:haikuubot:tailornorata:memewhore:As long as that mask meets covid regulations I’d say it’s validAs long as that maskmeets covid regulationsI’d say it’s valid
kindofapieceofshit:doctorrwby:absofuckinlutely not
fonchi262:runcibility:https://twitter.com/RayRedacted/status/1348388601118273537 Man, I thought this was hyperbole.
rittie: 8oo: nonbinary robots are cool and all but imagine a robot designed to be genderless and it sees a girl and is like “wtf girls are cute im a girl now” and the scientists are like u cant do this thing but she is already out the door
ihearthemcallingforyou:fantastic-nonsense: In the past 7 days alone: Trump election fraud tape where he tries to convince the Georgia Secretary of State to “find him 11,000 more votes” comes outWarnock & Ossoff win their Senate run off races
afraid-of-the-dark:A comic I quickly scribbled