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kurovoid: i-wank-o: i couldn’t express how much i love rowlet in words so i made this Im gonna watch this forever and ever.
pattonpattoff:happy pride Ko-fi Commissions! | Redbubble
millennial-review:
fancyson:the gravity falls fandom needs to stop making fun of bill cipher, it’s not his fault that his mom was chased off a cliff by a pack of identical twins :/
shady-business:typhlonectes:tiktokstowatch:Cat plays theremin
And I Feel God In This Chili's Tonight
Idk im just vibing
katification:Ads on other websites: “I saw you googled tennis shoes. You wanna see some tennis shoes?”Tumblr ads: “Wanna see the same frog purse ad continuously for the next week?”
tianella:jeanjauthor:tiktoksforlosers:XThere is so much going on here, the fact she made a laptop mockup for her own cat, the fact that she put the “google images of birds” on it, the fact that the cat KNOWS it’s the cat’s “laptop,” the fact
keepcalmandcarrieunderwood: weaselle: teamrocketing: thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said “if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water
morriganwarrior:weirdqueeraltkid-deactivated202:comingoutofthecauldron:stop telling your teenage daughters who say they don’t want kids that they’ll change their mindreblog the shit outta thisI haven’t been a teenager in over a decade.
you know, like, nya?
chippyyyz:yo-its-matt:yo-its-matt:Babygirl I’m popping joints that paleontologists don’t even know aboutNo, fuck. ChiropractorsYo mama so old her chiropractor is a paleontologist
bakwaaas:does anyone feel overwhelming emotions seeing pictures of their younger self? like that’s me but it isn’t… I love her I wish she knew… I hope she’s proud of me…. I miss her
neeetsocks: maptitude1: Predators in France (brown for bears, black for wolves, yellow for lynx) white for frenchmen
ayeforscotland:ayeforscotland:Funny that.
juza-hyodo:ratishratish
astraldemise:unlocks a part of your brain that makes you remember robots (2005)
never-nevermore:u can say pspspspss to get my attention bro its ok we’re mutuals
alphacrab:scary-ivy:(source)This is how carcinization works
pukicho: lutey-and-the-mermaid: pukicho: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise i beg to differ Then Beg
bogleech:Genuinely fucking UNREAL that the CDC announced you can stop wearing a mask after you’re vaccinated as if not a single person in that process knew they were giving a free pass to every single covid denier and anti-vaxxer, as if they were not
unbotheredmuse:
biggest-goofiest-fish: jumpingjacktrash: gynandromorph: ADHD is only motivated by 5 things:-urgency-challenge-novelty and play-interest-being a contrarian little bitch i’m also very food motivated We’re cats.
leafcrunch: cartographerswithoutborders: My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot
just-fic-me-up:dear-ao3: winner
desperate-acts-of-capitalism:desperate-acts-of-capitalism:incel-moved-deactivated20210803:I worked at a grocery store. We did this same shit with literal tons of food and it radicalized me more than any book ever could. Legitimately I would start giving
theconcealedweapon:
anarchist-caravan:
classicmeg:weirdness-is-good:
judedeluca:This is the Magic Money Van.Reblog this and you will gain large amounts of cash in unexpected ways.
tactical-shrubbery:darkarfs:and get a load of the interfacehave fun, everyone!
moki-dokie:voluptuously:someone call an ambulance i am dying from this brutal personal assault
boopednose: tonedeafparrot: tonedeafparrot: tonedeafparrot: tonedeafparrot: tonedeafparrot: tonedeafparrot: tonedeafparrot: tonedeafparrot: How is this person still alive
pinkisoke:otto-rocket: algrolo: algrolo: Never let this die
guerrillatech:
thedreadpiratejames:seymour-butz-stuff:Testify! Wait staff makes Ū.13/hr and then have to humble themselves for your gratuity to get anything else. You wanted free market, now you’re getting free market.
dogged-hot:kafkaesque-meat:guerrillatech:Okay but there are several reasons that are kinda interesting1) fast food restaurants cannot advertise to children anymore, so that means no more bright colors and child friendly mascots 2) McDonalds and the like
sugar-cafe:https://www.instagram.com/p/Bg92DbnHKi_/
the-last-teabender:sexualyactivetoyotaprius:transmadotsuki:sexualyactivetoyotaprius:transmadotsuki:statictieflings-deactivated2020:Reblog if you would wait with him in the rainHe inside thoHe doesnt want to get wetwhy is he floating, alsoMaybe he has
afloweroutofstone:A reminder that the production cost of insulin is only Ū or ū bucks per vial
sabertoothwalrus:when u and ur homie are both vaccinated and can finally see each other again after a year
nonbinary-cherry:eggorf:pokemon-personalities:this image perfectly captures how i feel most hours of the day decadence
catchymemes:
getstickbuggedlol:
plainwallpaper:luchsyy:hot girl shit B) (only hot people can understand this) oh FUCK YEAH
dont-give-a-fuck-club:Im too young to be turning the age im turning this year
respectwomen-deactivated2021102:funnytwittertweets:[Image description: a tweet from @caraellison which reads “tired of self-care. how about a little bit of government care. political care. infrastructural care.” End ID.]
alertsforsoup:“stewing in rage” “stewing in agony” why don’t you try stewing in some warm chicken lime broth with spices and vegetables
chikinan:hollowtones:????????
history-and-stuff-and-things:
"clown on vacation" vibes
kravitz:kravitz:normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy eventhe amount of people saying “i thought you meant flopping on the ground”. target audience
crowsillusion:
askbombasticblake:Start ‘em off young
ameliafromafairytale:theconcealedweapon:“If you could press a button that would give you a great deal of money, but it would cause someone you don’t know in a distant part of the world to die, then you would have a good model for how our current economy
gauntletspirit:bluepsi:tiktoksthataregood-ish:Behold, my perfect man.
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