The Emerald Shapeshifter (emarelda.tumblr.com)
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manywinged:manywinged:manywinged:twisted-curious:manywinged:hey guys do you think if we all lean to one side at the same time we can jam the boat in the suez canal againWait I’m so out of the loop. Why do we want the boat stuck again? Is the boat
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beyoncescock:i dont like going out at all
beif0ngs: “I call it Experiment 626. He is bulletproof, fireproof, and can think faster than super computer. He can see in the dark and move objects three thousand times his size. His only instinct — to destroy everything he touches!”
redpandarascal:presenting… my favorite Garfield strip of all time:I think of this every time I am in a sunbeam and get sleepy.
Idk im just vibing
mattchewpicchu:bimmydraws:fun outfit idea! Retail worker dream uniform
svantanon:svantanon: jess-the-werefox: svantanon: I drew my umbreon OC as a bunch of spooky black cat memes. I love them and have a Request: I don’t want to forget so I’m reblogging a;sdlfjk @jess-the-werefox
tiger-in-the-flightdeck:nefja:I-I’m sorry but I can’t stop thinking about thisMy roommate just called from the kitchen to ask what was wrong because I laughed so hard I gave myself a coughing fit.
someguyjoshua:
funnytwittertweets:
lightweightkate:I’ve been cackling about this for like five minutes now
worstloki:trashboat:my fear of abandonment? well that comes from my experience of being abandoned
pusolart:
dontmeantobepoliticalbut:Two Headlines, a day apart
pennypaperbrain:iamanartichoke:some very important info re: paid accounts~I am not a lawyer, but I can decently interpret legalese and, being as I also suffer from tl;dr syndrome and assume others may as well, I took one for the team and went through
kraviolis:HRJSHFJSJF I WASNT EXPECTING THAT
ltcmndrbortus:swaggy666llamas:Jeff Bezos didn’t even explode :(
gamesception:stevenryn:kristinareptilina:kristinareptilina: chipsprites: chipsprites:
infiniterideronthebigdogma:
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electricnerd:kingpin-of-steel-act3:Please, for the love of God, unmute this
swordwizard:
shoolis:I’m the guy in the silver car in the background who’s late for work because this goddamn chicken is fighting a chandelier
hi-raethia:just some avatar + reductress headlines
marlinspirkhall:cadaverkeys:cadaverkeys:trying not to think too hard about how gen z/gen alpha casually use leet speak but when millennials used it it was because it was cool and internet age slang, and when gen z and alpha use it its because they need
sabertoothwalrus:girl are you the first preserved dinosaur butthole cause you are “perfect” and “unique”
seasonallydefective:vantwinblade: tiktoks-i-like: I’m smacked upside the head with the knowledge that some of the people who grew up with Caramelldansen originally are absolutely teachers right now.Holy Shit.
goblin-phannie:leg-stealing-bee: leg-stealing-bee: derinthescarletpescatarian: katiemcgrath: katiemcgrath: idk man, maybe it’s just the british/indian in me jumping out but I’ve always just blindly assumed this lady was holding a teacup, this
stopmakingthosedecisions:huffylemon:ta da THE WEASARD
insaneasgardian:LOKI IS BI EVERYBODY
latent-thoughts:clarawho:#a bit of both Be still my heart, he’s queer.
jewish-harley-quinn:hidingoutbackstage:Ngl I was not prepared for where this was goingMe: oh okay she’s lipsynching her song Me: Is that-Me:
mamapluto:yinx1:peel-a-potato-with-a-potato:guerrillatech:I saw this on Facebook a while ago and a friend pointed out that the text on the bottom is very important. As it turns out, they aren’t actually paying ย/hr for the life of your career
catfishimages:ezorzea:did you know that if two girls kiss something will happen! loading screen tip
our-recoveryisunique-deactivate:I think this should be known
lord-of-mudora:
sabertoothwalrus:other requirements include being a child soldier and having a dead mom
hakuneki07:hakuneki07:IS TODAY!!!IS TODAY!!!!IT IS OFFICIALLY TODAY !!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRUNKLES!!!
rawandblue:
everythingfox: Older cats still have lots of love in them.(Source)
lost-in-fictionn:Me reading enemies to lovers fics in 2012Me reading enemies to lovers fics in 2021
william-snekspeare:working memory bad 💚
pigcatapult:thisisnotmyhomeplanet:The kind of secretary who schedules you an appointment with multiple skull fractures
non-binary-laurie-strode:thefaggifier:NEW LORDE NEW LORDE NEW LORDE NEW LORDEMedieval peasants when the local ruler dies
girlhugger:i swear yall need to watch spongebob docupants im dying
animatedtext:
tlirsgender:tlirsgender:The stages of hunger while nd are Hm I’m hungry Forgets about it Everything Is Bad. I’m gonna attack someone. Shut up. Die Hm I’m hungry [Eats something] oh shit I’m cured Multiple times every day “How
fuckyeah2000s:
"clown on vacation" vibes
afloweroutofstone:eltigre-2:afloweroutofstone:We’re currently in the midst of a massive, nation-wide propaganda campaign to convince you that staffing shortages are a major problem, when in fact they’re the most promising sign the American economy
sliversoakley2-deactivated20210:
sabertoothwalrus:guess what show I finally started watching
bunjywunjy:hell-propaganda:cryptidunknown:3500 years ago a bunch of people decided to build a tower to the sky and now I have to worry about keeping up my Duolingo streakwhy would you blame the people reaching for heaven instead of the god who cursed
conniejoworld:taksez:deadmomjokes:mycelium-bf:mycelium-bf:my brothers share special interests and my favorite thing to do is walk in a room and be like “hey guys can you tell me about the mariana trench” and then sit there for an hour while
ex0skeletal-undead:ex0skeletal-undead:ex0skeletal-undead:ex0skeletal-undead:Lizards…they’re just little dudes Sometimes depending on where you live you can just go outside and there’ll be a little dude there, scurryingJust a little dude can
lesbian-loki:I am fluent
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